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Love Sex 03-29-2005 07:16 PM

Give me the best reasons why a person should kill themselves
 
Its for a new project, Its called: Suicide! You should try it.

dirtydesignz 03-29-2005 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Sex
Its for a new project, Its called: Suicide! You should try it.

They are dying of a terminal illness and don't want to die like that....so they choose when, how and where they will take their last breath :(

Chio The Pirate 03-29-2005 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydesignz
They are dying of a terminal illness and don't want to die like that....so they choose when, how and where they will take their last breath :(


YARGH! That be the only good reason. Other that you be a fruity fruit, pansie ass, guppy fart for doin' it.

Doc911 03-29-2005 07:21 PM

Q: Give me the best reasons why a person should kill themselves
A: Because they are to stupid to live.

Big Red Machine 03-29-2005 07:23 PM

I think Dr.Kervorkein was a true freakin Hero. Those people were in pain it wasn't going to get better. Thats a good reason. If you had a treminal illness and your quality of life is progressively getting worse.

tungsten 03-29-2005 07:23 PM

life sucks and you have no friends..

Love Sex 03-29-2005 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtydesignz
They are dying of a terminal illness and don't want to die like that....so they choose when, how and where they will take their last breath :(

Thats sad. Its sopposed to be a sarcastic joke, not for the terminally ill.

axelcat 03-29-2005 07:26 PM

Its a sin

woj 03-29-2005 07:26 PM

when you are terminally ill, lieing in bed in pain, and morphine doesn't make things better anymore...

WebDork 03-29-2005 07:28 PM

For starting depressing threads like this ?

dirtydesignz 03-29-2005 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by axelcat
Its a sin

Sin? What is that?

Holly 03-29-2005 07:32 PM

Your name is David Stodghill.

BSleazy 03-29-2005 07:32 PM

Because 80% of their se traffic disappeared and they will probably have to go get a job at burger king untill they get back on track :)

Doc911 03-29-2005 07:32 PM

We are all sinners.

Stomped 03-29-2005 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by axelcat
Its a sin

So is making adult porn sites...

Dirty Dane 03-29-2005 07:35 PM

For saving some other peoples life? Like your family or friends.

clubchics 03-29-2005 07:37 PM

Look in the mirror... you tell us :thumbsup

Love Sex 03-29-2005 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by clubchics
Look in the mirror... you tell us :thumbsup

because Im so god damm good looking I might have to do it.

The Heron 03-29-2005 07:56 PM

Because they are breathing my air and that is unacceptable!

nofx 03-29-2005 09:18 PM

because your going to die anyways

Mr Pheer 03-29-2005 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BCyber
Because 80% of their se traffic disappeared and they will probably have to go get a job at burger king untill they get back on track :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

in that case, I know quite a few that should be putting the gun to thier head right now....

Spunky 03-29-2005 09:20 PM

Other than having a terminal disease..I wouldn't

Jamdin 03-29-2005 09:24 PM

There are several reasons why one would kill themself but they boil down to the following:

Severe depression (perhaps they were abused or just too damn lonely)
Terminally ill (maybe they couldn't afford the medical expenses)
Mentally unstable (one doesn't have to be sad to be nuts)

Flow 03-29-2005 09:39 PM

Because your life has taken a huge dump on itself.

For example, you are going to jail for something that you didn't do which causes you to lose your high paying job which both leads to your wife filing for divorce and taking your kids 1000 miles away from you.

You know, shit like that - that would pretty much do it for me I think!


Flow

mal 03-29-2005 09:41 PM

I would kill myself if i was handicapped or had hiv/aids

Ramos 03-29-2005 09:53 PM

Because the voices in my head keep telling me to do it!

Agnosticism 03-29-2005 10:21 PM

CAuse you found the meaning of life.

JD 03-29-2005 11:07 PM

because they post on gfy as gh0st

Babagirls 03-29-2005 11:19 PM

reasons:
their house burned down (and they dont have home owners insurance), their cars burned up in the attached garage (and the cars werent insured either), and their pets & family died in the house fire, and they just got fired from work the day before.

oh, and hes about $500,000k in debt.

(all that would make me wanna kill myself lol)

SleazyDream 03-29-2005 11:20 PM

posting this thread today in light of peaches' thread shows no class whatsoever

media 03-29-2005 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
posting this thread today in light of peaches' thread shows no class whatsoever

agreed.. shame shame

eroswebmaster 03-29-2005 11:25 PM

Funny thing I bet there are those on this thread who support pulling the feeding tube from Terry Schiavo because it was "her choice," but would call others who made that choice while terminally ill...whatever weak.

Holly 03-29-2005 11:30 PM

This thread was made *before* Peaches made hers. I also felt kinda bad about posting in it, but at the time she hadn't posted yet and no one knew. Wouldn't bother me if the whole thing was deleted now, though.

wargames 03-29-2005 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Sex
Its for a new project, Its called: Suicide! You should try it.


There's no good reason to end one's life. It's plain stupid.

xxweekxx 03-29-2005 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mal
I would kill myself if i was handicapped or had hiv/aids

hiv has a cure!!!

Jakke PNG 03-30-2005 12:18 AM

Because they've smoked pot and think they're a bird and jump off a building.

Love Sex 03-30-2005 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
posting this thread today in light of peaches' thread shows no class whatsoever

I did not see or read peaches thread and this is for a website that I am working on.

AdultMovies.bz 03-30-2005 01:15 AM

A Tax Audit? hehe

khs 03-30-2005 01:18 AM

not making any $$$ in the adult industry

reynold 03-30-2005 01:19 AM

Errr, because he's stupid to do so. :1orglaugh

ytcracker 03-30-2005 01:20 AM

can spam

Steve 03-30-2005 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Sex
Give me the best reasons why a person should kill themselves

if they owe me money

EROTEEK 03-30-2005 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
because they post on gfy as gh0st

.... close...but not quite, what about...hmmmm, because they post on GFY.PERIOD.

mikeyddddd 03-30-2005 02:33 AM

Because the Love Sex too much :waaaaahh

evanmorgan 03-30-2005 03:01 AM

if they want to, then they can

kowntafit 03-31-2005 01:21 AM

When all you can ever get are "free tours" of the porn sites! lol

Danny Dukes 03-31-2005 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mal
I would kill myself if i was handicapped or had hiv/aids

You have a serious problem with hadicapped people huh you fuck! DO you think that you are superior to others that have these kinds of problems, I would kill myself if I was your mother to get away from the humuliation and embarassment of what I created. I really can't wait to run into your sorry ass! :321GFY


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