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Jesus Dialer Numbers Strange.

12-28-2001, 09:49 AM

Do the Jesus Dialer numbers look real high to you as of late?

On Christmas day where most programs struggled, the Jesus Dialer had 35% growth.

Strange.

Anyone else notice this?

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12-28-2001, 09:51 AM

make me a sandwhich

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12-28-2001, 09:51 AM

go sleep in ur bag mr. Grinch

Did you fucking talk to me??!
Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"
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12-28-2001, 09:53 AM

strange. The numbers were low on Thanksgiving, and dead on Halloween.

Why was X-Mas so Special for the Jesus Dialer?

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12-28-2001, 09:58 AM

yeah, the numbers were high, but I still haven't got my check.

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12-28-2001, 10:03 AM

Ok. I just talked to the company.

This is what they told me.

"Hello Brother Boneprone, Asalmo Alakum.
We hope you had a fine X-Mas and festival of Lights. Yes we are very excited to see the increase in minutes with the Jesus Dialer as well as you are. You will see Jublie coming from your webmasters for as of X-Mas day, we terminated all 900 number dialing and have instead routed all US calls to an international number in Nazareth! Last year this time we had ports set up in Vanatau, and Nius. But the FTC was breathing down our back so we went to 900 number dialing. That sucked, and our clients were very upset and cursing. We have been working day and night to set up ports in the mother land. In the home Bethlehem and Nazareth.
We have noticed 150% increase in minutes, and are now paying 60 cents flat.
That includes 3rd world Countries like China, India, Canada and Texas.

Please forward this on to all your clients.
This Christmas, we not only celebrate the Birth of our savior, but the re-birth of the Jesus Dialer. May Peace be Upon you brother Boneprone."

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12-28-2001, 10:06 AM

I'm getting good Italian minutes with them now -- maybe the Pope was distracting those people during Christmas... I have a lot of Italian babe galleries so that's my niche w/ the Jesus Dialer...

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12-28-2001, 10:07 AM

damn. His English isnt too good. He's From Turkey. But you get the Point!

Great news!

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12-28-2001, 10:09 AM

My numbers are way up. I tell people it's a software download on my warez site.

Stupid fuckers.

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12-28-2001, 10:10 AM

Hello! I am a rep of the Adult Detective.

I want you all to know that this Jesus Dialer Sucks!
It is not ran by Christians, but is ran by fucking Muslims! I have proof, and I have evidence.

They will not pay you, and the FTC is going to shut them down because of thier non compliance of FTC regualtions.

This is illegal, and is a fraud. I have more smut, I will post later.
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12-28-2001, 10:13 AM

I just did an IP trace on this "Rep of the Adult Detective" and I am shocked and hurt.

I have found out that this person is none other than my so called friend The Anal Hobbit.

How could you?
I thought we were friends?
How could you say such slander about me and my company? I trusted you.

Im not mad, just sad. Sad that a long time friend like the hobbit would say such things like this behind my back.

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12-28-2001, 10:15 AM

ok ok.. You caught me. I am the anal hobbit.
But I didnt mean it.

It was a joke.
ha ha ha..

See im laughing.

ha ha ha!

Anal Hobbit Dialer is the best, but fuck Tyler for stealing all my clients!
Fuck him.

And Tam, uhh I mean boneprone I still love you.
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12-28-2001, 10:21 AM

how could you hobbit?

Thats it! Either he is out of the family, or me. i just assume bow out of the family if someone like hobbit is gunna be here.
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12-28-2001, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by Anal Hobbit:
They will not pay you, and the FTC is going to shut them down because of thier non compliance of FTC regualtions.

Fuck you Anal Hobbit!

I know all about the Anal-Dialer launch in Vegas!!! Don't mess with Jesus...
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12-28-2001, 10:56 AM

I'm working on intergrating the JesusDialer now, so all you born agains will be able to use it from BornAgain-Christians.com

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12-28-2001, 11:51 AM

Originally posted by Anal Hobbit:
ok ok.. You caught me. I am the anal hobbit.
But I didnt mean it.

It was a joke.
ha ha ha..

See im laughing.

ha ha ha!

Anal Hobbit Dialer is the best, but fuck Tyler for stealing all my clients!
Fuck him.

And Tam, uhh I mean boneprone I still love you.

yeah, hahahahaha, I am laughing too....... all the damn way to the fucking bank......... sometimes that bite from Carma is a bitch isn't it? rotfl

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12-28-2001, 11:56 AM

thanks for having me over last week tam!

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12-28-2001, 12:31 PM

Oh GOD..... YOU my friend are welcome here anytime day or night. We had a blast...... in fact my hubby is still talking about the fun we had. And although you ended up helping me move, it turned out to be an awesome visit, I think.........

Anytime you wanna come here, bring ya happy ass on........ My doors are always open to you.

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12-28-2001, 04:40 PM

It was a great party the day we got ya moved in.

Yo Yo Bean is quite different from how I imagined.

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12-28-2001, 05:44 PM

I told you she was, bone....... quite the gentle little fox, isn't she?

Moving was suckass but the party afterwards made it all worth it....... maybe by the time you get back down this way, we will have the jets in that big fucking bathtub you fell in love with...... I am anxious for those myself.

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12-28-2001, 08:20 PM

will she be in vegas?

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09-15-2002, 05:35 PM

damn forgot about this one

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09-15-2002, 05:38 PM

wow..... this was posted on my b-day last year..... cool shit mang.... and I still haven't got my check...

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09-15-2002, 07:05 PM

God Dialer blows Jesus Dialer out the water.
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11-22-2006, 02:37 PM

Still waiting for my check.
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