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Loryn 03-28-2005 12:22 PM

Look at my bird now............
 
After a long time of determination with Fred over the weekend, I WON.........

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/holding.jpg

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/sitting.JPG

Those were taken first thing Sunday morning.

All I did this weekend, besides sit in front of the computer, was work with this guy until he succumbed to my love. After this break through he sat on my shoulder, and played with my necklace, as I worked all day. He is such a little ass but in a funny way now. We are starting to bond and understand eachother.

Thank you guys for all your help. The best way to get someone to love you is make them hahahaha :winkwink:

Babagirls 03-28-2005 12:24 PM

LOL glad to see that you're doin well with that little guy now :)
does he still keep you at night??

Sosa 03-28-2005 12:25 PM

how often does it shit on your shoulder or in your hair? :)

UniversalPassLorence 03-28-2005 12:27 PM

They are very cute, until they wake you up very early in the morning. Cover the cage at night :)

Sly 03-28-2005 12:29 PM

Better question... are you showering together yet? ;-)

Babaganoosh 03-28-2005 12:29 PM

hahaha You're GFY's resident Snow White.

Loryn 03-28-2005 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
LOL glad to see that you're doin well with that little guy now :)
does he still keep you at night??

No not at all. That is the one of the great things about him. When it's night time, it's night time to him. He is quite and does not want to be disturbed. He would just scream during the day, but after I took him and made him love me, he now sits on my shoulder as I walk through the house and he clings to me when he is scared of something. It's so cute!

JFK 03-28-2005 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
After a long time of determination with Fred over the weekend, I WON.........

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/holding.jpg

http://www.loryntaylor.com/images/sitting.JPG

Those were taken first thing Sunday morning.

All I did this weekend, besides sit in front of the computer, was work with this guy until he succumbed to my love. After this break through he sat on my shoulder, and played with my necklace, as I worked all day. He is such a little ass but in a funny way now. We are starting to bond and understand eachother.

Thank you guys for all your help. The best way to get someone to love you is make them hahahaha :winkwink:



Thank you guys for all your help. The best way to get someone to love you is make them hahahaha :winkwink:[/QUOTE]
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............ whips and chains baby :pimp

Babagirls 03-28-2005 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
No not at all. That is the one of the great things about him. When it's night time, it's night time to him. He is quite and does not want to be disturbed. He would just scream during the day, but after I took him and made him love me, he now sits on my shoulder as I walk through the house and he clings to me when he is scared of something. It's so cute!

awwww how cute! :thumbsup

Loryn 03-28-2005 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Better question... are you showering together yet? ;-)

That is our next adventure! Maybe tonight! :Graucho

Loryn 03-28-2005 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh
hahaha You're GFY's resident Snow White.

Whistle while you work. haha If you ask the guys around the office they would agree! :1orglaugh

kaktuz 03-28-2005 12:42 PM

that is one evil bird ;) my girl had one of those also but it took off when she was doing laundry. but i like your birdi

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-28-2005 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
After a long time of determination with Fred over the weekend, I WON.........

Those were taken first thing Sunday morning.

All I did this weekend, besides sit in front of the computer, was work with this guy until he succumbed to my love. After this break through he sat on my shoulder, and played with my necklace, as I worked all day. He is such a little ass but in a funny way now. We are starting to bond and understand eachother.

Thank you guys for all your help. The best way to get someone to love you is make them hahahaha :winkwink:

I wanna succumb to your love - I'll nicely sit on your shoulders all day, and hardly ever poop on them,

Yeah, and just like you said about Fred, people often say that I am such a little ass, but in a funny way (okay, they say I am a big ass and I'm not always that funny).

So whaddya saw Lauryn?

I included a picture of myself:

http://www.easleyscostumes.com/asset...ges/a_r165.jpg

ADG Webmaster

JUSTB 03-28-2005 12:44 PM

I had a couple parakeets and cockatiels when I was growing up. The cockatiels are just the sweetest when they're tame. Very affectionate. The last one I had stayed on the little playpen on top of his cage all day and would go in the cage at night.

webair 03-28-2005 12:51 PM

what a woman!

fl_prn_str 03-28-2005 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
I wanna succumb to your love - I'll nicely sit on your shoulders all day, and hardly ever poop on them,

Yeah, and just like you said about Fred, people often say that I am such a little ass, but in a funny way (okay, they say I am a big ass and I'm not always that funny).

So whaddya saw Lauryn?

I included a picture of myself:

http://www.easleyscostumes.com/asset...ges/a_r165.jpg

ADG Webmaster


:1orglaugh

Corleone 03-28-2005 12:54 PM

very cute

please icq me when you've a free minute

PlugRush Sascha 03-28-2005 12:55 PM

That's an awesome looking bird. Rock on teaching it tricks!

Sparks 03-28-2005 01:00 PM

Very cute bird! Neighbor has two birds, one like that. Always fun to play with.

Loryn 03-28-2005 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JUSTB
I had a couple parakeets and cockatiels when I was growing up. The cockatiels are just the sweetest when they're tame. Very affectionate. The last one I had stayed on the little playpen on top of his cage all day and would go in the cage at night.

I found a play pen for him that would sit perfectly on his cage. I am getting it tonight so when he isn't on my shoulder he can have his playpen. I hoping that when he is bored with his playpen he will just fly to my shoulder when he wants a kiss or to be aggravated. hehe I am so happy about him. :)

sweetME 03-28-2005 04:40 PM

Your birdy is so cute :)

Froey Twe 03-28-2005 04:45 PM

oh I know u like ur bird but if u planning to let him out of hid cage and fly around be prepared to clean lots of poop it will be everywhere!!! + this little bird wakes up very early so be prepared to hear a song early in the morning about 5-6am also this breed like to masturbate a lot but that?s kind of cool but other then that it will be ok and make sure to clean his cage every week or it will stink. I know all this cuz I had the same exact bird. But other then that congrats and have fun with him!

axelcat 03-28-2005 04:47 PM

very cute

Violetta 03-28-2005 04:47 PM

That was a nice bird!!

Antonio 03-28-2005 04:49 PM

Let me Google some recipes ;)

DeanCapture 03-28-2005 04:52 PM

Hell with that bird - show us pics of your pussy!

Ummm - I mean your cat :winkwink:

sonofsam 03-28-2005 04:54 PM

tsk tsk loryn... you've been asking me to "look at your bird" i'm flattered.. but maybe we should be discussing it on icq instead of infront of everyone :thumbsup

Chio The Pirate 03-28-2005 04:56 PM

YARGH!
Great news. Me Parrot wasn't so fortunate. I clubbed it with me pegleg, and tossed him to me Sharky farts. Drivin' me crazy all day with "yargh! this, and yargh! that"

Furious_Female 03-28-2005 04:56 PM

Awesome! :)

pornguy 03-28-2005 04:57 PM

At least yours does not talk. and can not do the damage that mine can.

http://www.housewivescash.com/gfyphotos/bebe1.jpg


http://www.housewivescash.com/gfyphotos/bebe2.jpg


That news paper that you see in front of her feet, is incase she decides to chew on something. We have replaced almost all of our furniture since we got her.

pornguy 03-28-2005 04:59 PM

You are so lucky. Imagine having people come over, and the first wors out of the birds mouth are " God Damn it! " Or " Fucking shit " or Fucking Bird "

Vitasoy 03-28-2005 05:13 PM

That's a cute looking birdie. :)

Loryn 03-28-2005 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Froey Twe
oh I know u like ur bird but if u planning to let him out of hid cage and fly around be prepared to clean lots of poop it will be everywhere!!! + this little bird wakes up very early so be prepared to hear a song early in the morning about 5-6am also this breed like to masturbate a lot but that?s kind of cool but other then that it will be ok and make sure to clean his cage every week or it will stink. I know all this cuz I had the same exact bird. But other then that congrats and have fun with him!

Well with the ritual of giving him fresh food and water before bed I swap out his paper towels. It takes about 1 minute to change everything out. I cover him at night so he doesn't wake me up I wake him up. He is on the path of becoming a great bird. I have just begun to concur the basics of training. Next the advance training.

Loryn 03-28-2005 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
At least yours does not talk. and can not do the damage that mine can.

http://www.housewivescash.com/gfyphotos/bebe1.jpg


http://www.housewivescash.com/gfyphotos/bebe2.jpg


That news paper that you see in front of her feet, is incase she decides to chew on something. We have replaced almost all of our furniture since we got her.

Send her to me, even though I only like male pets, send her to me. I will find every way I can and never give up until I win. Bring it on baby. haha

I love her. She is beautiful. I have always wanted a African Grey. They IMO are the best birds. I will take them on any day. After this I will take any animal. Nut I have to say I am scared at what next will show up in the front of my house. Haha

Holly 03-28-2005 05:48 PM

Are you still getting it ready to give away? Or are you keeping it now?

pornguy 03-28-2005 05:52 PM

The only major problem with the big birds like mine, is that they bite! HARD! they are one person birds, and other people are in danger. She is my wifes bird. I can handle her, and take care of her, but every now and then she decides to try and remove a finger or at least taste blood.

sickkittens 03-28-2005 07:16 PM

Here's one of my new editions-to-be, Loryn. :winkwink:
http://www.ratrescue.com/images/girls/evelyn-001.jpg

pornguy 03-28-2005 07:37 PM

Just dont eat it.

Spunky 03-28-2005 07:39 PM

They can be great birds..mine used to love mashed potatoes and would schrill when I had them..he wanted out so he could get his fill

Tofu 03-28-2005 07:48 PM

Loryn: Saving the planet, one animal at a time. :)

kowntafit 03-28-2005 08:06 PM

that bird is very cute

digifan 03-28-2005 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
No not at all. That is the one of the great things about him. When it's night time, it's night time to him. He is quite and does not want to be disturbed. He would just scream during the day, but after I took him and made him love me, he now sits on my shoulder as I walk through the house and he clings to me when he is scared of something. It's so cute!

Why I am not surprised... so glad to hear that and it didn't take you much time. Congrats babe :)

jhauser 03-28-2005 08:37 PM

Your bird has great coloring.

Loryn 03-29-2005 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tofu
Loryn: Saving the planet, one animal at a time. :)

haha Thank you babe. Miss you!!! :wetkiss

Loryn 03-29-2005 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
Here's one of my new editions-to-be, Loryn. :winkwink:
http://www.ratrescue.com/images/girls/evelyn-001.jpg


See what I mean? That picture is great. You should call that one Hide and GO Seek. I am telling you people would buy that shit. Sell them in New York, New Yorker's love rats hahaha

He is so cute. Start making those pics I told you about and you can have more. You can also write off any money you spend on them as a business expense hahaha

Loryn 03-29-2005 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly
Are you still getting it ready to give away? Or are you keeping it now?


I am going to try and keep him. I really like him. He is so cute and can be so funny. I just know after I spend all this time and effort on him I am not going to want to give him up!!! They say they don't talk as much but I would love to teach him some words, like his name, Fred, and a few other fun words. Right now I am trying to teach him to do the cat whistle, you know the one guys do when a hot chick walks buy. haha


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