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Alex 03-27-2005 10:40 AM

What Do Bunnies and Eggs and Chocoloate have Any Fucking Thing To Do with Easter?
 
Im not religious at all. But i think i have a understanding of what easter really is and how it began as a holiday and what is being remembered?


Please tell me where chocolate/bunnies/eggs come in.

LadyMischief 03-27-2005 10:41 AM

Nothing at all.. they are actually parts of pagan practices that were integrated into the "easter experience" by the church centuries ago as a means to convert the highly uneducated and susperstitious pagan masses. Look it up :)

who 03-27-2005 10:42 AM

The egg was originally a symbol of new life (still is), in europe they still use real eggs, painted up. I think the 'bunny' came into it from some legend about where the eggs come from, got muddled up/refined, the thing got commerciallized, and now, this it what we have. :)

Alex 03-27-2005 10:44 AM

Im Jewish

http://www.religioustolerance.org/easter.htm
Quote:

Easter Sunday commemorates Jesus' resurrection. In the early church, converts were baptized into church membership on this day after a lengthy period of instruction. This tradition continues today in some churches.
Please tell me where the bunnies come into play

Halcyon 03-27-2005 10:57 AM

I found these artifacts a few years ago:

http://prehensile.com/tales/easter/jesus1paper_2.gif
exhibit #4211C

http://prehensile.com/tales/easter/tablet2.gif
exhibit #4211D

http://prehensile.com/tales/easter/jesus3paper_3.gif
exhibit #4211E

Hope that helps clear things up.

Happy Easter/Alien Visitation Day!

Entropy 03-27-2005 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Im Jewish

http://www.religioustolerance.org/easter.htm


Please tell me where the bunnies come into play

Jesus was a bunny breeder on the side.

Alex 03-27-2005 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief
Nothing at all.. they are actually parts of pagan practices that were integrated into the "easter experience" by the church centuries ago as a means to convert the highly uneducated and susperstitious pagan masses. Look it up :)

How could you convert the highly undeducated by giving them more false information?

Entropy 03-27-2005 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
How could you convert the highly undeducated by giving them more false information?

Ask George Bush...

Dalai lama 03-27-2005 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon
I found these artifacts a few years ago:

http://prehensile.com/tales/easter/jesus1paper_2.gif
exhibit #4211C

http://prehensile.com/tales/easter/tablet2.gif
exhibit #4211D

http://prehensile.com/tales/easter/jesus3paper_3.gif
exhibit #4211E

Hope that helps clear things up.

Happy Easter/Alien Visitation Day!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

digifan 03-27-2005 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Im Jewish

http://www.religioustolerance.org/easter.htm


Please tell me where the bunnies come into play

The bunny came into play only 2,000 years ago, formerly the chicken or hen then the fox had brought the eggs into the pagan spring fest.

JFPdude 03-27-2005 11:04 AM

The bunnies make the easter eggs.

http://htmlplace.com/images/bunny.jpg

digifan 03-27-2005 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude
The bunnies make the easter eggs.

http://htmlplace.com/images/bunny.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

american pervert 03-27-2005 11:22 AM

Easter Eggs


According to the book Festivals and Celebrations, eggs were dyed in ancient times by the Egyptians and Persians, who then exchanged them with friends. "It was in Mesopotamia that Christians first gave eggs to their friends at Easter to remind them of the resurrection of Jesus," author Rowland Purton writes.

If Lent is observed as it was intended to be, eggs are a forbidden food (this is why eggs were used on Shrove Tuesday). Centuries ago, when Lent ended on Easter Sunday, it became tradition for people to give decorated eggs as presents to their friends and servants. Over time, the tradition of painting or decorating eggs has continued, particularly with the Ukrainians and other eastern Europeans known for their beautiful and intricate designs.

The bejeweled "Easter Egg" created by the artist Peter Carl Fabergé in the late 1880s in St. Petersburg, Russia, is the extreme of egg decorating. The lapis lazuli egg is a gold, enamel, pearl, diamond and ruby creation that features a hinged, enameled "yolk" that conceals a royal crown. This crown is also hinged and opens to reveal a ruby egg. Though this Easter egg is not documented among the Russian Imperial Eggs, experts say it was probably created for a member of Russian royalty. Visit The Cleveland Museum of Art: Special Exhibitions to view other intricate and bejeweled eggs created by Peter Carl Fabergé.

american pervert 03-27-2005 11:23 AM

The Easter Bunny
Rabbits are a powerful symbol of fertility and new life, and therefore, of Easter. The Easter Bunny, like Santa Claus, has become a popular children's character. But it may be that the Easter Bunny is something of a historical mistake.

Hares were sacred to the pagan festival of Eostre. At some point, the hare was replaced by the rabbit (some say that this is because it is difficult to tell hares and rabbits, both long-eared mammals, apart).

~Ray 03-27-2005 11:25 AM

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TexasDreams 03-27-2005 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Im not religious at all. But i think i have a understanding of what easter really is and how it began as a holiday and what is being remembered?


Please tell me where chocolate/bunnies/eggs come in.

http://www.texasdreams.com/bugsdied.jpg

:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

xclusive 03-27-2005 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude
The bunnies make the easter eggs.

http://htmlplace.com/images/bunny.jpg

oh shit that's funny lol

gecko 03-27-2005 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude
The bunnies make the easter eggs.

http://htmlplace.com/images/bunny.jpg

haha wtf

dirtydesignz 03-27-2005 02:35 PM

Easter has nothing to do with Jesus or Chrisianity. It is a time of year that has been celebrated by millions of pagans for 10's of thousands of years. The Vernal or Spring Equinox marks the beginning of the 'light' half of the year, when day gradually becomes longer than night. Have you ever wondered why Easter changes dates and months from year to year? Interestingly it is always the first Sunday following the first full moon after the Spring Equinox!

The hare (bunny) was sacred and the egg symolizes new life.

Ostara (also known as Eostre, a Teutonic Earth Goddess) is the beginning of the agricultural year. It is time for the Earth to "spring" into action and for us to initiate and celebrate new beginnings. The word "Easter" is derived from the word "Eostre".

So there you have it :)

pushpills 03-27-2005 02:42 PM

you may not be religious but are you a business person? religions want lifetime customers, giving kids loads of candy and fun shit on religious holidays keeps em commin' back for more.


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