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  • Mr. Muff
    Registered User
    • Jan 2004
    • 95

    #1

    Looking for someone with perfect English to work for me...

    Hello,

    I'm looking for someone with perfectly english (native speaker would be the best) and who is able to describe adult stuff in an interesting way for surfers...

    At the moment I need paysite descriptions, but in the future it could be also gallery, free site descriptions and some other promo texts...

    All descriptions will be done in my software which is very user friendly... you see the gallery or the paysite in your browser and you write into a floating form, so you the thing you're describing is just in front of your eyes! it's really very easy and very fast!

    Prices:

    $0.80 per a paysite desc.

    each site 3 descr.:
    1) short - up to 60 characters , 1 sentence or 2 short ones
    2) medium - up to 150 characters, two - three sentences
    3) long - up to 400 characters, a few sentences

    style - something original that would attract the surfer to click and possibly join the site... not words phrases like "click here for" "enter now" "click here to see more"... I need something that speak about the site...

    e.g.
    Mike's Apartment - An Interesting Way How To Pay For Rent!
    Interracial Society - White Chicks Luv'n Big Black Dicks!

    Cum Troopers - Cum guzzling sperm burping fucking whores, love to get cummed on every chance they get! Their mouths are open, their throats are gaping, and their tongues are teasing!

    Gangbanged Girls - One in her ass, one in her pussy, one in her mouth, and one in each hand - yep, just the way she likes it!

    --------------

    $0.10 per a gallery desc.
    each gallery 2 descr.:

    a short one (3-5 words), a long one (7-12 words)

    Tight pussy smoking a cig
    Amateur unshaven hairy pussies
    Blonde takes a facial
    Mike's cums all over his hottie roommates breasts
    Tight little pussy appears to be addicted to cigarettes
    Fiesty blonde with huge round fake tits
    Hungry cock penetrates eager wet pussy from behind

    -------------

    prices for other work would be discussed individually once its time comes...

    payments via epassporte!

    longterm cooperation will be prefered!

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    so I hope someone will be interested... if so hit me on my ICQ - 35723211

    thanks!
  • polish_aristocrat
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2002
    • 40377

    #2
    your English is quite good
    I don't use ICQ anymore.

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    • Mr. Muff
      Registered User
      • Jan 2004
      • 95

      #3
      not good enough though

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      • Tala
        Fucked if I know
        • Dec 2002
        • 23368

        #4
        Your English is not bad at all. (perfect English, not perfectly)

        Good luck!

        ICQ: 11120676 | Google: mindcrime | Skype: suitemindcrime|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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        • Mr. Muff
          Registered User
          • Jan 2004
          • 95

          #5
          Originally posted by Tala
          Your English is not bad at all. (perfect English, not perfectly)

          Good luck!

          yeah... I was editing the text from speak perfectly english... doesn't matter anyway...

          two guys already contacted me...

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          • adonthenet
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Feb 2005
            • 16753

            #6
            good luck...

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            • Kevsh
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2004
              • 8619

              #7
              Originally posted by adonthenet
              good luck...
              Gee, that was helpful!

              Seriously, GFY is *not* the best place to look for masters of the English language. You should know that by now

              You may want to make the offer a /hour rate as just counting up the lines/desc's will take more time than it's worth.

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              • directfiesta
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2002
                • 30164

                #8
                Originally posted by Kevsh
                Gee, that was helpful!

                Seriously, GFY is *not* the best place to look for masters of the English language. You should know that by now

                .
                wat do u meen ? Alot of peeple her spike purfect anglish, manly thouse hoo sale short ICQ ....
                I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                • The Other Steve
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 2106

                  #9
                  The price you are prepared to pay is way too low. Undoubtedly you will get people who are prepared to do the job at that rate but it is unlikely that you will be happy with the end result.

                  Just remember that in this industry as in any other - you get what you pay for.
                  Left intentionally blank ... just like my brain

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                  • xlogger
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 9507

                    #10
                    rofl, my english is really bad.

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                    XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

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                    • Doc911
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 3695

                      #11
                      I be speeking perfectly the english. Hit me up


                      For PHP/MySQL scripts ICQ 161480555 or email [email protected]

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                      • design
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 346

                        #12
                        good stuff, Mr. Muff
                        I like this thread

                        bump


                        if there is somebody looking for text writing job/doing ads contact me too ;)
                        I will buy your established site (adult or mainstream). PM me

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                        • Mr. Muff
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 95

                          #13
                          don't know what is so funny about thread...

                          I've been co-working with 2 guys for nearly a year and I'm happy with their work and they seem to be satisfied with the prices... now, I need just one more, so I'm looking...

                          of course that everybody won't be interested but some people are... I've found what I was looking for and that's important...!

                          Last edited by Mr. Muff; 03-27-2005, 10:55 AM.

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                          • $5 submissions
                            I help you SUCCEED
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 32189

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mr. Muff
                            don't know what is so funny about thread...

                            I've been co-working with 2 guys for nearly a year and I'm happy with their work and they seem to be satisfied with the prices... now, I need just one more, so I'm looking...

                            of course that everybody won't be interested but some people are... I've found what I was looking for and that's important...!


                            Mr Muff. Try a GFY member named Raf (ICQ 209356106). We no longer do FHG descriptions and site blurbs so we refer that type of work to him. Quality stuff. Quite a few established programs use him. His pricing matches your requirements. Webmasterlabor still provides text services but we're expanding into specialized traffic generation services using offshore labor.

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