GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - Can Westerners move to Saudi Arabia? What's the age-of-consent there?

I've become hysterically enthused in the aftermath of a grand survey of the numerous urban construction going on in the two major cities of this country.

Not only have they built scores of ridiculously garnished luxurious dildo-like towers, they've used them to house hotels so GRAND and EXCLUSIVE they the major travel guides were deemed unqualified to even rate them by the builders.

These hotels were judged to be 7 STAR HOTELS (a world first) by a bi-partisan panel of discriminating Saudi Arabians.

They've also had fun resurrecting land from the sea, Dutch-style. Imagine a small, man-made island mere hundreds of feet off the Dubai coastline, built wholly for the purpose of containing a 1200 FOOT LUXURY SKYCRAPER; this is reality.

They're nearly finished constructing hundreds of very small island which when viewed from above will form a map of the world. Each island will have a "theme" consistent with its location in the World Map: European Castle Island, Cowboy Land, and so on.

They've also just finished building a 700 million dollar Mosque - that's costlier than the Staples Center, son.

That brings me to my question: Is it possible from a non-Muslim to immigrate into Saudi Arabia? Can I own land? Can I do what I want in public and not risk getting my hands chopped off?

It looks like a capitalist sandbox to me and I want my plot of sand!!!! :glugglug