"HUGRAPE" -- Does it Exist?
 

My wife just told me I "Hugraped" her -- meaning that I hugged her, or took a hug from her, against her will.

And, I'm like, SO...

Whaddaya think?

Is this bad?

If it were sex, the answer would be obvious.

Maybe a hug is too much to just TAKE.

And think about how many other people, semi-strangers, people at work, the opportunistic maternity-ward hug-stalker, etc. etc. -- there are out there who will Ambush-Hug you when you least expect it.

That's kinda scary.

I also suspect the work place is literally teeming with unwanted, icky-making hugs -- but when was the last time you heard of a sexual harassment lawsuit based on a hug?

Hmmmmm.


I think HugRapers have been getting a free ride from society long enough.


LET'S STOP THE HUGGING!

J-

Did you use a knife?

Damn you just readraped me by making me read your thread.


What about smileraping? or eye-boggle-raping, when you stare at a sexy chick?

Every man with a girlfriend or wife would be doing time if that were a real offense. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Wow I just thought. What if my hand didn't want to make love to me all those times I forced it apon my penis?

Do you ever pretend to make conversation, just so you have an excuse to follow her to the bathroom?

And then you can sell this to her as "Really being into the conversation..."

:Oh crap


j-

I'm thinking the same exact thing!!! What if my penis didn't want to make love to your mouth everytime it forced itself upon my thrust muscle.

I don't speak Spanish. Can someone translate this for me?

hugrape is legit

its all good fun until Janice unleashes her swinging elbows of fury- my god, I think she can form a knifepoint with her bent arms

I asked it if it wanted to proceed, and it bobbed the universal 'yes'.

Aunque vendas mucho aqui en "Tijuana", hay sitios que yo conozo en "Mexico" donde no te comprarian ni tu culo con saliva.

Did you hypnotize it first? All you need is a wind instrament and a wisker basket.

I don't'a speak'a English. Can someone translate'o this for me'o?

You are a lovely young man with a bright future.


j-

I'm just fucking with you, bro. I really don't have a bright future. I have lackofmotivationitus. It's terminal. :(

Well, I guess it could be considered assault :uhoh

Is this a niche yet? Think they may have to change the name though...