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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-25-2005 08:16 PM

I got owned by my wife
 
She shaved my head...
The inlaws are going to be here this weekend.

I am fucked.

Is it OK to have a shaved head around the inlaws?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-25-2005 08:17 PM

Have them lick it. Good way to bond.

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The Bootyologist 03-25-2005 08:18 PM

they wont mind

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-25-2005 08:18 PM

I am contemplating how to get even.

Anal?

TurboAngel 03-25-2005 08:19 PM

We need pics first.


:winkwink:

xfalmp 03-25-2005 08:19 PM

What's the problem with a shaved head?

Nysus 03-25-2005 08:20 PM

Picture?

Matt

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-25-2005 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel
We need pics first.


:winkwink:

No Problem.
No joke...

This is her when she modeled.

http://sexycheeks.com/images/set3large.jpg

xclusive 03-25-2005 08:20 PM

post a pic and what's it matter what you look like?

x86brandon 03-25-2005 08:23 PM

Perhaps shave her head.. Or just make sure they know its her fault!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-25-2005 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
I am contemplating how to get even.

Anal?

Anal with the In-Laws?!?

I don't know...how long have you been married to their daughter, and do you think they really swing that way?

Oh wait, you mean anal with your wife.

Well, if you do, then be sure to tape it and label the tape "Wedding".

When the In-Laws arrive, have your wife do something in the kithen (make hors d'ourves or something), then you set up the VCR telling the In-Laws that you want to show them the video of the wedding.

Hand the tape to "Dad" and then ask what everyone wants to drink. As you head to the other room to make drinks, tell Dad to plop the tape in the VCR...hilarity ensues.

When you re-enter, be sure to act surprised while saying, "Silly me, that's the wedding night video".

That, my friend, is called owning your wife.

ADG Webmaster (Certified Justice of the Lawless)

SykkBoy 03-25-2005 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
No Problem.
No joke...

This is her when she modeled.

http://sexycheeks.com/images/set3large.jpg

well, there's your revenge...print that picture out and slip under her dad's dinner plate.....

Fake Nick 03-25-2005 08:40 PM

ADG , you are a lil crazy , but I like your thinking ;)

sonofsam 03-25-2005 08:42 PM

ADG you crack me up :P

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-25-2005 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Anal with the In-Laws?!?

I don't know...how long have you been married to their daughter, and do you think they really swing that way?

Oh wait, you mean anal with your wife.

Well, if you do, then be sure to tape it and label the tape "Wedding".

When the In-Laws arrive, have your wife do something in the kithen (make hors d'ourves or something), then you set up the VCR telling the In-Laws that you want to show them the video of the wedding.

Hand the tape to "Dad" and then ask what everyone wants to drink. As you head to the other room to make drinks, tell Dad to plop the tape in the VCR...hilarity ensues.

When you re-enter, be sure to act surprised while saying, "Silly me, that's the wedding night video".

That, my friend, is called owning your wife.

ADG Webmaster (Certified Justice of the Lawless)

This is brilliant.
I can do it on DVD:)

xclusive 03-25-2005 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Anal with the In-Laws?!?

I don't know...how long have you been married to their daughter, and do you think they really swing that way?

Oh wait, you mean anal with your wife.

Well, if you do, then be sure to tape it and label the tape "Wedding".

When the In-Laws arrive, have your wife do something in the kithen (make hors d'ourves or something), then you set up the VCR telling the In-Laws that you want to show them the video of the wedding.

Hand the tape to "Dad" and then ask what everyone wants to drink. As you head to the other room to make drinks, tell Dad to plop the tape in the VCR...hilarity ensues.

When you re-enter, be sure to act surprised while saying, "Silly me, that's the wedding night video".

That, my friend, is called owning your wife.

ADG Webmaster (Certified Justice of the Lawless)


Brilliant

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-25-2005 08:49 PM

The irony of his post is that her parents were swingers...

The wife was a stripper and model for 5 years.
Honestly I dunno if doing the above would really be getting even.

Infact I do not know what it would do.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-26-2005 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
Brilliant

You're just saying that because it's true. :1orglaugh

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SleazyDream 03-26-2005 01:13 AM

anyone gives you any greif tell them you were going bald and it looked better totally shaved than patches.

Manowar 03-26-2005 01:19 AM

Owned!! ;)

boner 2.0 03-26-2005 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
No Problem.
No joke...

This is her when she modeled.

http://sexycheeks.com/images/set3large.jpg

God :Graucho That pussy looks yummy :upsidedow

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-26-2005 01:43 AM

Boner 2.o - Oh it is.
If ya gonna settle for somthing the rest of your life...
Well lets just say I think I made a great choice.
She is a wonderful girl to.

She been there when I was down, when I was up, when I was down again and we are goin on almost 13 years straight now. We got together in Highschool.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-26-2005 01:48 AM

I'm thinking there have been lots of ups and downs in your relationship (and I mean that in the good way).

You two seem like a good match for each other. May you have a long and happy life together.

ADG Webmaster

serguei 03-26-2005 01:55 AM

I like it :1orglaugh

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