What Are You Going To Name Your Kids?
 

Or what are their names if you already have them? I'm not sure if I want to give my kids fucked up names or not. I haven't quite decided.

A couple of my options are:
Chief (after my dad since he was a Chief in the Airforce)
Miller
Aries
Champ

Supercalifragilisticespialidocious


or Bob...

Lil spunk
Billy Bob
John Boy

my aunt gave birth to a girl yesterday

"Callie" is her name

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leroy
paco
jesus
optimus prime

Our son will be born on June 3rd, and his name will be Degory

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Go with Optimus Prime and I'll name my kid Megatron. We'll arrange play dates and see how they get along. :thumbsup

jose and hoseB

Hexadecimal... Hex for short

I will not have kids, so I don't need to name them.

I like

Dennis/Leroy/Mitchell for a boy
Laura/Denise/Jennifer for a girl

My next door neighbor named his kids Shithead and Bastard.

On weekends I can hear him shouting, "Get your little butt inside this house now, Shithead", and "Do like your mother said little Bastard, or I'll give you a whipping you won't soon forget"!!!

I think they're French. I had the parents over once and asked them about the names they called their kids, and the wife said "pardon my French".

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juicy

8chars

My girl: Bailey

My Boy: Not sure yet...

Name will be

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and for 1 million dollar you as a sponsor can pick the sir name

I think in all honesty , I dont give a fuck , I would just ask the mother of my kids what she likes for name and go with that

I like the name Julian, and Assension for a girl.

done 678

For girls, I like Simone, Naomi, Morgan, Taylor. Boys...Bryce and Mason

Dillhole for a boy and Debbie for a girl

Unless your last name is "Does Dallas", I'm hoping you have girls

tubgurl

sobe

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I have two bays ...

Tristan 7 and Alden 6 months .... weird names but fits them well ... :)

I was thinking The Heron II

When I was younger I had great names picked out... however my ex told me that if we had kids, none of them would be gay so my names wouldn't work. All of my cousins have had twins, so I always hoped I'd have twin boys & name them Thaddeus James & Theodore Micheal and call them Ted & Tad. (he said they were flaming homo names)...

The other names were Aaron Xavier and Mathew Blade (or Blake or Blaze). However my bestfriend said that with those middle names, he'd either be a pyromaniac or a serial killer.

BUT... my sister named her dog Blake, so I cant use that, and then my brother just had a son who he named Xavier Mathew, so basically I'm screwed for boys names. I hope I have all girls, and those names I'm not listing, because if some porn star uses them, then I can't! :P

im gonna name them

Bitch and
Fag

Good choice :upsidedow