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http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=447948


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A Mammoth and now this???

Why can't I live longer, WHY??? :waaaaahh

I want a pet Dino :)

dude, they cloned it long time ago ... let me find the pic.... hes being held somewhere in the states

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alright everyone, we have to go to war... someone copied this thread

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=447948


.... everyone get out the guns

I wonder how long it would take for the dinosaurs to kill us all? :Oh crap

I am trying to start a debate here to get everyone talking so we can win!!! :1orglaugh

Some shits going extinct here in a minute....! :ak47:

oh you know.. At LEEAASTT like 3 months...

plus i have really good nun chuck skills, so i by myself... could prolly fight off half of them

our weapons are far too advanced to be taken out by a set of claws and teeth :)

baloneyyy

:1orglaugh WaaaAAAAghhhh!!! :1orglaugh

I believe a little longer than that, I will come to your house for protection!!! :helpme

Cool maybe Bush will clone up a few thousand T-Rexes and then THEY can go to iraq...

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thats not true, what would you do if you got attacked with this

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...lordgaywad.jpg

70 million year old, damn

suure... you're just looking for a reason to come to my house.... wanna know why?


let me tell you why baby..





















because you wan't to play ping pong
http://lodging4vacations.com/sunrive...pong-table.jpg

I have no idea what that is :1orglaugh

dude thats nothing... larry king live is like .... 4 times that...

exactly.... for all you know it could destroy the universe in 3 seconds

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dinosaural warfare, I would pay to watch that

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pay?

dude... i would make myself a saddle and ride one of the t-rex's

but i would steer him to quebec...

hahaha uh oh

*ducks*

Go BUSH!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh

Nice pic :1orglaugh

Trex - 1 point
other stupid thing - 0 points

True but he's got 3 horns = + .5 points for showmanship! :thumbsup

true but if you look under the trex's tail... you can see that bit of white area... thats his penis... and thats a blooper.... so .. blooper = controversy = more ticket sales = happy promoters..

so trex = paris hilton = money = sex scandal

And we have a winner folks ding ding ding ding :thumbsup

Ping Pong and ding dongs I am on my way......................... :1orglaugh

i have your bird hostage....

bring 3 cans of coke, 1 can of pepsi, 3 used cellphones with their antenas removed, a box of tissue, some ky jelly, a picture of martha stewart and a case of beer... but not just normal beer.... i want all the bottles to be emptied out.. and i want you to put 1 hotdog in each bottle.... and leave that under the garbage can in central park.. you have 3 hours

if you contact the authorities... the bird get it.

And that would look something like this:
http://ova.comp.cz/sci-fi/nonfiction/dino2.jpg
http://ova.comp.cz/sci-fi/nonfiction/dino1.jpg

i'm the one on top

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like dis..........

http://busy-kids.com/shop/graphics/0.../CF322-137.jpg

exaaaaccctly like that.... but what is that stupid child doing on it? does he think its a game?.... thats a military vehicle... pfft... sitting on it like its all fun and games!

Is this better?
http://www.monkeywrenchcafe.org/cm/p...no_on_bike.jpg

my god, they are more advanced then i thought! they are mimicking human activities such as bike riding.... WE hAVE NO HOPE!! EVERYONE RUN!!!!!!!!!!

TRIP THE WOMAN AND CHILDREN SO WE HAVE MORE TIME TO GET AWAY!

That is not a child it's a military midget, opps I mean a military little person, trained in taming dinosaurs

ohhh kinda like mini-me ... but a good version..

good....

however... they've already learned to ride bikes... so im still going to have to trip you and run away.... im sorry :(

http://www.orpheusrecords.co.uk/sleeves/trex_cm.gif

If they clone the DNA and create a duplicate that means more T-Rex music.

Cool. I'd Bang-a-Gong for that.

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...He said Bang-A-Gong!!!! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

awesome :upsidedow