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smack 03-24-2005 02:13 PM

Scientists Recover T-Rex Flesh.
 
check this shit out.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7285683/




Quote:

WASHINGTON - A 70-million-year-old Tyrannosaurus rex fossil dug out of a hunk of sandstone has yielded soft tissue, including blood vessels and perhaps even whole cells, U.S. researchers reported on Thursday.

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Paleontologists forced to break the creature's massive thighbone to get it on a helicopter found not a solid piece of fossilized bone, but instead something looking a bit less like a rock.

When they got it into a lab and chemically removed the hard minerals, they found what looked like blood vessels, bone cells and perhaps even blood cells.

ProjectNaked 03-24-2005 02:15 PM

cool, may have a jurassic park yet :thumbsup

StuartD 03-24-2005 02:16 PM

Time to start the cloning process!

smack 03-24-2005 02:17 PM

science fiction becomes science fact once again.

XPorn 03-24-2005 02:17 PM

eat it! You could claim to be the only person to have tasted a T Rex....

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-24-2005 02:21 PM

Kick ass!

Lets get a T Rex and see what happens!
The fucker would probably need to eat Elephants.

Starting with a diet of Monkeys then apes then onto bigger things like Horses, Cows...

It could be done:)

smack 03-24-2005 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Kick ass!

Lets get a T Rex and see what happens!
The fucker would probably need to eat Elephants.

Starting with a diet of Monkeys then apes then onto bigger things like Horses, Cows...

It could be done:)


or possibly board trolls. :pimp

Tala 03-24-2005 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by smack
or possibly board trolls. :pimp

Hey, let's not overfeed the poor T-Rex. Obesity could cause problems for it, too.
:Oh crap

sonofsam 03-24-2005 02:32 PM

you guys copied spannows thread!

DRIVE BY

http://airbase.ru/sites/131.181.249....by-sniping.jpg

$5 submissions 03-24-2005 02:37 PM

Hmmmm this is quite a big discovery. Now they can make cellular comparisons with living reptiles as well as hopefully fully map out the genetic placement of dinosaurs vis a vis all current species.

GatorB 03-24-2005 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions
Hmmmm this is quite a big discovery. Now they can make cellular comparisons with living reptiles as well as hopefully fully map out the genetic placement of dinosaurs vis a vis all current species.

Dinosaurs were NOT reptiles. In fact birds are the direct descendants of dinosaurs.

Manowar 03-24-2005 02:40 PM

Awesome news!

CaroMark 03-24-2005 03:15 PM

It will be very interesting to see exactly what comes out of the discovery!

Nembrionic 03-24-2005 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
Dinosaurs were NOT reptiles. In fact birds are the direct descendants of dinosaurs.

uh-huh

Definition
The superorder or clade "Dinosauria" was formally named by the English scientist Richard Owen in 1842. The term is a combination of the Greek words deinos ("terrible" or "fearfully great" or "formidable") and sauros ("lizard" or "reptile"). Contrary to popular perception, the name was chosen to express Owen's awe at the size and majesty of the extinct animals; not out of fear or trepidation at their size and formidable arsenal.

There is an almost universal consensus among paleontologists that birds are the descendants of theropod dinosaurs. Using the cladistic definition (all descendants of a single common ancestor), modern birds are dinosaurs, and dinosaurs are therefore not extinct:

"Ask your average paleontologist who is familiar with the phylogeny of vertebrates and they will probably tell you that yes, birds (avians) are dinosaurs. Using proper terminology, birds are avian dinosaurs; other dinosaurs are non-avian dinosaurs, and (strange as it may sound) birds are technically considered reptiles." [3] (http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/diapsids/avians.html)
However, birds are morphologically quite distinct from their reptilian ancestors, and referring to birds as "avian dinosaurs" and all other dinosaurs as "non-avian dinosaurs" is clumsy. Birds are still birds, at least in popular usage and among ornithologists. It is also technically correct, at least under the older Linnaean classification system, which accepts taxa that exclude some descendants of a single common ancestor (paraphyletic taxa).

As a result, this article uses "dinosaur" as a synonym for "non-avian dinosaur", and "bird" as a synonym for "avian dinosaur".

Nanda 03-24-2005 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
Time to start the cloning process!

My thoughts exactly... :warning

NoCarrier 03-24-2005 03:58 PM

The cloned T-Rex's first meal :

http://www.porn-sex-list.com/mcsleazy.jpg

smack 03-24-2005 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
you guys copied spannows thread!

DRIVE BY

http://airbase.ru/sites/131.181.249....by-sniping.jpg


other way around genius. and why the fuck would you be pulling a driveby with a fucking rifle like that.

$5 submissions 03-24-2005 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
Dinosaurs were NOT reptiles. In fact birds are the direct descendants of dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs = reptiles. http://www.nafcon.dircon.co.uk/prehi..._reptiles.html


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