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BVF 03-23-2005 03:20 PM

REAL Chinese Shaolin Monks vs. Gracie BJJ students...Who would win?
 
I'm watching a documentary on some Shaolin Monks and they're doing some incredible shit. Breaking shit with their hands and heads and having things broken on their hands and heads...

I don't think that some American white bread Kung Fu student could beat the Gracies but what about these REAL muthafuckas from China? They're no joke.

I'm about to study BJJ under this dude in the fall in Milwaukee when I move there to be with my children. http://www.henrymatamoros.com/home.html

I hope he's good.

BVF 03-23-2005 03:21 PM

And I would really like to hear Dig420's answer on this since he takes it with the Gracies.

Thrawn$ 03-23-2005 03:27 PM

the little Shaolin Monks all the way :thumbsup

OzMan 03-23-2005 03:35 PM

If the monks don't practise full contact fighting with grappling, throwing, holds etc then I would say definitiely not

Strife 03-23-2005 03:47 PM

If it goes to the groud, shaolin monks would be no match. They would get subbed in seconds.

DarkJedi 03-23-2005 03:53 PM

Shaolin Monks use energy attacks.
They could fuck you up with one hit.

And of course they don't fight. They practice Kung Fu to condition their body and mind.

gangbangjoe 03-23-2005 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Shaolin Monks use energy attacks.
They could fuck you up with one hit.

And of course they don't fight. They practice Kung Fu to condition their body and mind.



thats their problem

they dont know how to react in a contact fight.


all they know is theory so i dont know who would win

gecko 03-23-2005 03:58 PM

Is this no holds bar? No rules? Anything goes?

BVF 03-23-2005 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by gecko
Is this no holds bar? No rules? Anything goes?

Yeah...Like if a BJJ fighter and a Shaolin Monk met out somewhere in the woods.

Manowar 03-23-2005 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
Yeah...Like if a BJJ fighter and a Shaolin Monk met out somewhere in the woods.

i'd say BJJ

DarkJedi 03-23-2005 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
thats their problem

they dont know how to react in a contact fight.

Rrrright... :1orglaugh

Real masters know points, hitting which will instantly disable you (and no, this is not a Kill Bill bullshit)

$5 submissions 03-23-2005 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Shaolin Monks use energy attacks.
They could fuck you up with one hit.

And of course they don't fight. They practice Kung Fu to condition their body and mind.

Yep, to a number of them its a form of meditation and centering.

psili 03-23-2005 04:23 PM

These threads remind me of when I was a kid hearing arguments; who's dad was better; who's tougher, a navy seal or green beret; batman would kick spiderman's ass....blah blah blah.

Ultimately, who the fuck cares? They both have their strengths and weaknesses. And until there's evidence ( like actual matches between the two ), what's the point to speculate?

xxxdesign-net 03-23-2005 04:25 PM

How could we know.. we never seen any of them fighting... Or killing someone with one sneaky blow...

$5 submissions 03-23-2005 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Rrrright... :1orglaugh

Real masters know points, hitting which will instantly disable you (and no, this is not a Kill Bill bullshit)

WHAT!!!??? Kill Bill is Bullshit !!!!?? OUTRAGEOUS! :winkwink: :1orglaugh

bringer 03-23-2005 04:27 PM

depends on the fighter, nothing more
ive seen a army ranger kick the shit out of a bjj instructor
shit happens, who cares?

TheSenator 03-23-2005 04:27 PM

BJJ was tested out in the streets long ago. Ask Henry Matamoros who was taught by Pedro Sauer who was taught by Rickson Gracie(Undeafed NHB in history).

A striker has a knock out punch chance but it is very unlikey to knock out someone. Knocking out someone is really hard to do. BJJ is more practical in all aspects of fighting. BTW the monks know Jiu-Jitsu, Boxing, Wrestling, Lethal Blows, Weapon use and many other forms of combat.

My bet is BJJ over Shaolin Monks in the middle of the woods with no weapons.

TheSenator 03-23-2005 04:34 PM

Watch some video of BJJ versus a master of Karate.
http://www.menastudios.com/bjj/bjj.html
You can hear the lethal blows of karate being thrown to no avail.

BJJ vs Kung Fu Master
http://www.menastudios.com/bjj/bjj1.html
You can hear his bone snap

psili 03-23-2005 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator
Watch some video of BJJ versus a master of Karate.
http://www.menastudios.com/bjj/bjj.html
You can hear the lethal blows of karate being thrown to no avail.

BJJ vs Kung Fu Master
http://www.menastudios.com/bjj/bjj1.html
You can hear his bone snap

I saw nothing in those videos to prove any point. Except in the first video, the dude in white had the reflexes of a slug and the dude in black in the second video telegraphed his move. :2 cents:

VeriSexy 03-23-2005 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator
Watch some video of BJJ versus a master of Karate.
http://www.menastudios.com/bjj/bjj.html
You can hear the lethal blows of karate being thrown to no avail.

BJJ vs Kung Fu Master
http://www.menastudios.com/bjj/bjj1.html
You can hear his bone snap

Ouch!!! :Oh crap

DаrkJedi 07-09-2007 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe (Post 6921158)
thats their problem

they dont know how to react in a contact fight.


all they know is theory so i dont know who would win

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wMJ_b9uV1Lo


Watch this video and thell me if you still thiuk they dont know how to react in a contact fight.

JamesK2 07-09-2007 05:54 AM

If the shaolin monk gets a good hit on one of the pressure points his enemy the fight would be over quickly. :thumbsup

TeddyRacer1 07-09-2007 06:06 AM

all martial arts originated from china, and yes my bets on the shaolin monks

Anthony 07-09-2007 06:17 AM

Anyone who aswered anything other than the Gracies watches too much kung fu theater on saturday.

Style vs style has been answered from UFC 1 through 4. Grappling beats striking 9 out of 10 times.

Fast forward to the present, MMA beats grappling 9 times out of 10.

Damn old ass thread.

XTuber 07-09-2007 06:27 AM

The guy who knows how to kick someone's ass wins.

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Sands 07-09-2007 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Joesho (Post 12725950)
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sniperwolf 07-09-2007 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net (Post 6921449)
How could we know.. we never seen any of them fighting... Or killing someone with one sneaky blow...

:thumbsup yeah right!

slapass 07-09-2007 09:28 AM

This has been tested many times. Kung Fu does not stand up at all in real combat. That is why you never see them in any of the inter disciplinary fighting events. Back in the 70's they sent some people to the event in Japan and being more of a striking competition back then they did very poorly. No reason to think they would do better now.

jonesonyou 07-09-2007 09:32 AM

I was hoping for the utube vid.

MetaMan 07-09-2007 09:32 AM

All i know is you are another wannabe.

All these fags see these dudes greeced up on TV and suddenly want to be mr tough guy.

It is the same shit as the "FAST ANDE THE FURIOUS" movies, after the movie all these dorks go speeding out of the parking lot.

"I'm about to study BJJ under this dude in the fall in Milwaukee when I move there to be with my children."

why are you suddenly studying? are you gonna give yourself a cool nickname and tell guys in bar fights you are MMA. YOU GO TOUGH GUY!

you will have to cut back on the fried chicken.

dig420 07-09-2007 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 6920682)
And I would really like to hear Dig420's answer on this since he takes it with the Gracies.

Once you start training you will know the answer to your question glasshoppa... ground training is proven over and over and over to be the supreme style for actual fighting, unless you're up against some MMA guy who's spent hundreds of hours learning to resist being taken down to the ground.

Most of that shit is fake - boards are already presplit etc, they use the same stuff in TKD schools, and even if you really can break stuff with your head, it's not likely to help. I'm not gonna stand there and let you headbutt me to death hehe

A funny clip I saw once had a guy doing leaping kicks to break boards. He missed the board and hit the guy's hand instead, the board came down and landed on the guy's head and broke cleanly in half lolz

dig420 07-09-2007 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 6921388)
Rrrright... :1orglaugh

Real masters know points, hitting which will instantly disable you (and no, this is not a Kill Bill bullshit)

Yes it is.

btw, there is no easter bunny.

dig420 07-09-2007 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by bringer (Post 6921469)
depends on the fighter, nothing more
ive seen a army ranger kick the shit out of a bjj instructor
shit happens, who cares?

no you haven't, you lying motherfucker.

dig420 07-09-2007 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 12725752)
If the shaolin monk gets a good hit on one of the pressure points his enemy the fight would be over quickly. :thumbsup

Pressure Point fighting is yet another mystical art that everyone thought might work, until Rorion Gracie showed up and proved that it does not.

dig420 07-09-2007 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TeddyRacer1 (Post 12725783)
all martial arts originated from china, and yes my bets on the shaolin monks

wow, two opinions stated as fact, and both totally bullshit.

dig420 07-09-2007 10:07 AM

lol I am so trollable with these threads, I love them. Even when they're two years old.

dig420 07-09-2007 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12726752)
All i know is you are another wannabe.

All these fags see these dudes greeced up on TV and suddenly want to be mr tough guy.

It is the same shit as the "FAST ANDE THE FURIOUS" movies, after the movie all these dorks go speeding out of the parking lot.

"I'm about to study BJJ under this dude in the fall in Milwaukee when I move there to be with my children."

why are you suddenly studying? are you gonna give yourself a cool nickname and tell guys in bar fights you are MMA. YOU GO TOUGH GUY!

you will have to cut back on the fried chicken.

maybe he wanted to get in top shape and find out what he really has, instead of what he thinks he MIGHT be able to do?

Respect anyone who gets on the mat, even if they suck. It takes balls.

MetaMan 07-09-2007 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 12726930)
maybe he wanted to get in top shape and find out what he really has, instead of what he thinks he MIGHT be able to do?

Respect anyone who gets on the mat, even if they suck. It takes balls.

that is like saying respect anyone who picks up a basketball and although they suck you should respect there game.

There is a million ways to get in shape and some of these guys just think they can jump in and become some expert because they see some guys on TV doing it. If that earns your respect then that is fine but it does not earn mine.

i am not hating on the sport i am hating on the people that come along and treat it like pilates.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-09-2007 10:52 AM

My bet is on the Monks

Mr. Cool Ice 07-09-2007 10:58 AM

Shaolin Monks

L0stMind 07-09-2007 11:04 AM

Didn't martial arts in fact originate in india? And were carried to china by chinese ambassadors?

Oh well. lame ass thread for the most part :)

dig420 07-09-2007 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 12727100)
that is like saying respect anyone who picks up a basketball and although they suck you should respect there game.

There is a million ways to get in shape and some of these guys just think they can jump in and become some expert because they see some guys on TV doing it. If that earns your respect then that is fine but it does not earn mine.

i am not hating on the sport i am hating on the people that come along and treat it like pilates.

You don't get choked out playing basketball. You don't get your limbs torqued to the point of breaking playing basketball. You're not looking someone in the eyes and willingly entering into combat with them playing basketball.

Doesn't really matter if it earns your respect now, it will command your respect if you ever run into it or get the sack to try it yourself.

Brad 07-09-2007 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 12725810)
Anyone who aswered anything other than the Gracies watches too much kung fu theater on saturday.

Style vs style has been answered from UFC 1 through 4. Grappling beats striking 9 out of 10 times.

Fast forward to the present, MMA beats grappling 9 times out of 10.

Damn old ass thread.

Is that what you observed last Saturday?

Because what I saw was grappling and wrestling help Sean Sherk win. In fact the only thing Franca could do is get a knee in at the beginning of each round and then lay on his back totally helpless for the rest of the round.

I think that no style is more dominant than any other, it all comes down to what strategy a fighter chooses to use given his opponents strengths. Personally if I was fighting against a standup guy, I'd take him to the ground so that he would be out of his element and not fighting the fight that he prepared for. In my opinion that is how most of the good all around fighters fight with a few exceptions.

evildick 07-09-2007 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DаrkJedi (Post 12725738)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wMJ_b9uV1Lo


Watch this video and thell me if you still thiuk they dont know how to react in a contact fight.

That video was a joke. Did either one of them even land a single blow? And what's with a ring the size of a parking lot? Stick that monk in a cage and I bet even old Tank Abbott would knock him the fuck out.

dig420 07-09-2007 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad (Post 12727641)
Is that what you observed last Saturday?

Because what I saw was grappling and wrestling help Sean Sherk win. In fact the only thing Franca could do is get a knee in at the beginning of each round and then lay on his back totally helpless for the rest of the round.

I think that no style is more dominant than any other, it all comes down to what strategy a fighter chooses to use given his opponents strengths. Personally if I was fighting against a standup guy, I'd take him to the ground so that he would be out of his element and not fighting the fight that he prepared for. In my opinion that is how most of the good all around fighters fight with a few exceptions.

bro, Sean Sherk is a very well trained fighter who you can be sure knows plenty about BJJ. There's a huge difference between an MMA guy with hundreds of hours of mat time spent learning how to stay on his feet and some little monk who thinks punching trees with his bare hands somehow prepares him for a real fight.

You have to know bjj to fight bjj, and if you haven't spent a lot of time learning how to keep standing up, you're gonna go down. BJJ is most definitely the most important fighting art even to MMA guys, and they all learn it so that they can effectively work against it and impose thier own style, but first they have to deal with the BJJ issue.

Libertine 07-09-2007 01:19 PM

Quote:

REAL Chinese Shaolin Monks vs. Gracie BJJ students...Who would win?
Whoever had the gun, that's who.

I don't think I've ever seen a real fight fought fairly. There are always more people involved, or weapons, or whatever. Martial arts pretty much all serve the same purpose... to get in shape.

Anthony 07-09-2007 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Lounge - Brad (Post 12727641)
Is that what you observed last Saturday?

Because what I saw was grappling and wrestling help Sean Sherk win. In fact the only thing Franca could do is get a knee in at the beginning of each round and then lay on his back totally helpless for the rest of the round.

Do you train, or did you just start watching after The Ultimate Fighter Tv Show? :)

Because if you did, train, you would have seen a wrestler aka grappler, who have the best top dominant positions in the game, out BJJ a BJJ Blackbelt. There are a few styles in MMA, BJJ is one of the universals, which 99% of MMA fighters train in.

Anyways, your post would not exist if you go back to my original post, the last part said... "MMA beat a grappler 9 times out of 10".

Quote:

I think that no style is more dominant than any other, it all comes down to what strategy a fighter chooses to use given his opponents strengths. Personally if I was fighting against a standup guy, I'd take him to the ground so that he would be out of his element and not fighting the fight that he prepared for. In my opinion that is how most of the good all around fighters fight with a few exceptions.
Welcome to MMA.

dig420 07-09-2007 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 12728063)
Whoever had the gun, that's who.

I don't think I've ever seen a real fight fought fairly. There are always more people involved, or weapons, or whatever. Martial arts pretty much all serve the same purpose... to get in shape.

yeah people keep saying that, but all the fights I've been in and 99% of them I've seen have been two guys squaring off with an audience and best man wins.

Libertine 07-09-2007 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 12728310)
yeah people keep saying that, but all the fights I've been in and 99% of them I've seen have been two guys squaring off with an audience and best man wins.

I don't think I've actually ever seen a fight like that... Usually it's a bunch of people kicking the shit out of one or two others, or maybe someone pulling out a knife.

Personally I practice the ancient art of cellphone-kata - I disappear like a ninja, then call the police and shout "zomg come quick!!1". Hasn't ever failed me so far :thumbsup


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