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SleazyDream 03-23-2005 11:50 AM

Ambush Interview #29 - Halycon
 
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Ambush Interview #29

Halycon


Halycon, the pink haired affiliate manager for Flashcash, is hard to miss in a crowd. People have a tendency to pre-judge someone with pink hair - in Hal's case that would be a mistake. His history both in and out of the online world is impressive to say the least, and all it takes is 5 mins in conversation with him to know he's someone you just want to get to know better. So lets get on with the interrogation!



1. How do you deal with people that think you are gay?
2. Why Flashcash? What exactly do you do for them?
3. Discuss 'the abs'.
4. What happened in the competation for adam and eve?
5. Talk about your work with emotionally disturbed kids.
6. Discuss Sony's early online mall and your involvement.
7. What the fuck was the deal early on in the net with 'ezines' and why did they die out?
8. I understand you got sued by fruit of the loom - discuss.
9. How many women have you had sex with in your life? Men? Ever had group sex - how many people were involved?
10. What the fuck is 'cockybastard"?
11. Discuss webcam communitites.
12. Where won't you get naked? Where will you get naked? Is public sex ever involved? Ever stared in a porno?
13. Drugs and alcohol. Disucss.
14. What was it like living in a webcam house?
15. MTV - discuss your history there.
16. Why have you never left San Deigo?
17. Studs TV show, what happened?
18. Talk about the pink haired girl (tassy)
19. Did you climax the first time you had sex? Do you climax with Tassy?
20. Are you sensitive about your flappy ears and pencil neck?
21. Do real men wear makeup?
22. What are webby awards?
23. What the fuck is 'digital intimacy'?
24. What is 'the feeling'?
25. Talk about burning man and you. Discuss the freaky people (sane ones are boring) that goto it.
26. Expand on spirtual experiences. Do mountain tops help?
27. Are you a swinger? Discuss.
28. What is the longest romantic relationship you have ever had? Why?
29. What is your favorite experience at an adult convention? Which are your favorite shows? Which shows do you goto?
30. Who do you look up to in the adult industry? Look down on?
31. If you couldn't work online - what would you do?
32. Ever killed someone? Hurt? Disucss your organized crime connections.
33. Tatoos? Peircings?
34. Ever had an STD? been tested?
35. Highest formal education completed?
36. OK, I know you're waiting for this one. - the pink hair. dicuss in detail


I consider Hal a friend. I'm hoping more of you do after reading this, as he's someone I strongly suggest you get to know.

brand0n 03-23-2005 11:51 AM

tassy got a nice fanny

triumph 03-23-2005 11:51 AM

isnt his name Halcyon?

pornstar2pac 03-23-2005 11:51 AM

sig placement. yaaaaa!!!!!!!!



hoooooooo!!!!!!!

LauraLee 03-23-2005 11:51 AM

Should be a good interview, let the answers roll...

TurboAngel 03-23-2005 11:52 AM

Pics where are the pics?


:upsidedow

LasseKongos 03-23-2005 11:52 AM

Do I sell popuptraffic?
- YES!

Do I sell parteraccounts?
-YES


www.kt4l.com - KT4L TGP Network


pimpimp

JFK 03-23-2005 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by triumph
isnt his name Halcyon?

picky picky picky .......... :1orglaugh

devilspost 03-23-2005 11:53 AM

Is pink really the new black?

axelcat 03-23-2005 11:53 AM

niccccccccceeee

Halcyon 03-23-2005 11:55 AM

Oh, this is gonna be fun. Great questions, Sleazy!!

And I know its confusing since you always call me "Sweet Hal" or "Commander Happypants"... but the correct spelling is Halcyon

http://cockybastard.com/images/2004_...plus%20038.jpg

tASSy 03-23-2005 11:56 AM

oh this is sweet, there are some questions in here *i* don't even know the answers too, this should help us with our open communication technique the therapist told us about...

let the ambushing begin!
:thumbsup

brand0n 03-23-2005 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy
oh this is sweet, there are some questions in here *i* don't even know the answers too, this should help us with our open communication technique the therapist told us about...

let the ambushing begin!
:thumbsup

theres the fanny i was talking about.

Rick Latona 03-23-2005 12:02 PM

Halcyon is a good choice. We'd all like to know more about that pink haired guy. ;)

Chio The Pirate 03-23-2005 12:03 PM

YARGH! Though I've never met the good ship Halcyon, I be lookin' forward to his answers.

Sure, sure, ok, ok I'm really here for all the tASSy pics! :1orglaugh Although he be a sexy tallywagger too.

OK... I'd bury me treasure in either of their booty's. There! I said it!

JUSTB 03-23-2005 12:04 PM

Very cool choice. Hal is a sweetheart!

pornstar2pac 03-23-2005 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate
YARGH! Though I've never met the good ship Halcyon, I be lookin' forward to his answers.

Sure, sure, ok, ok I'm really here for all the tASSy pics! :1orglaugh Although he be a sexy tallywagger too.

OK... I'd bury me treasure in either of their booty's. There! I said it!




lol, I know you can sell your sig next month for bank!

pornRefinery 03-23-2005 12:07 PM

I like these interviews.. regardless of who's the subject

Nylz 03-23-2005 12:08 PM

awesome, can't wait for the answers :)

TDF 03-23-2005 12:09 PM

i remember hal from the late 90s :)

cfU 03-23-2005 12:09 PM

pics of tASSy too? no offense Halcyon
hheheheheee

TDF 03-23-2005 12:10 PM

hal what happened with your webcam based portal site from a while back?

TurboAngel 03-23-2005 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon
Oh, this is gonna be fun. Great questions, Sleazy!!

And I know its confusing since you always call me "Sweet Hal" or "Commander Happypants"... but the correct spelling is Halcyon

http://cockybastard.com/images/2004_...plus%20038.jpg


Woot Hoot Pics! I love ya.


:wetkiss

Xenophage 03-23-2005 12:12 PM

wooohoooo the pink man rocks !

BastarD 03-23-2005 12:15 PM

This is going to be fun :thumbsup

Nader 03-23-2005 12:15 PM

cool will read! :thumbsup

Dwreck 03-23-2005 12:22 PM

http://www.dereksmout.com/hal.jpg

Im ready for this one GO HAL!

Rinaldo 03-23-2005 12:22 PM

Damn I actually can't wait to read this one

LROD 03-23-2005 12:23 PM

Mmmmmm....juicy questions and quite possibly juicy answers. Perfect timing and great opp to learn just a little bit more about this quite possibly interesting man. Answer #26,27, 28 and don't forget to talk about the lovely and sweet Grandpa Caleb. And quite possibly by then, I will not be able to help myself from requesting the rest of the answers in person, over a drink.
:female

Halcyon 03-23-2005 12:25 PM

1. How do you deal with people that think you are gay?

It doesn?t bother me at all. In fact, when I used to be out clubbing and a woman asked if I was gay, I knew that I would be hooking up later.

Besides, I?m not too hung up on labels. I never refer to myself as ?straight? or ?bi? or ?gay.? I just consider myself ?sexy to the core.? And I will sleep with whomever I am attracted to?male or female. It has almost always been women, but I reserve the right to keep my options open on principal.

http://cockybastard.com/images/2004_2/cupcakepink.jpg

jawanda 03-23-2005 12:30 PM

gonna be a good one, look forward to the answers.

aimeesweet 03-23-2005 12:34 PM

I can't wait to learn more about Halcyon...He's a cool cat!

SleazyDream 03-23-2005 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon
1. How do you deal with people that think you are gay?

It doesn?t bother me at all. In fact, when I used to be out clubbing and a woman asked if I was gay, I knew that I would be hooking up later.

Besides, I?m not too hung up on labels. I never refer to myself as ?straight? or ?bi? or ?gay.? I just consider myself ?sexy to the core.? And I will sleep with whomever I am attracted to?male or female. It has almost always been women, but I reserve the right to keep my options open on principal.

i LOVE that answer - too many small minded people get caught up in the black and white and it usually ends up tearing their little minds appart. :thumbsup

Sosa 03-23-2005 12:34 PM

the pink guy! yay

Shap 03-23-2005 12:38 PM

Hey Sleazy any chance we can see a Pink Fro on you this august in florida?
:rainfro

Shap 03-23-2005 12:39 PM

Hey wait a sec. Twistys is all Pink. We need to get Hal on our side :thumbsup

SleazyDream 03-23-2005 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shap
Hey Sleazy any chance we can see a Pink Fro on you this august in florida?
:rainfro

anything can be PURCHASED! hint hint

tASSy 03-23-2005 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon
1. How do you deal with people that think you are gay?

It doesn?t bother me at all. In fact, when I used to be out clubbing and a woman asked if I was gay, I knew that I would be hooking up later.

Besides, I?m not too hung up on labels. I never refer to myself as ?straight? or ?bi? or ?gay.? I just consider myself ?sexy to the core.? And I will sleep with whomever I am attracted to?male or female. It has almost always been women, but I reserve the right to keep my options open on principal.

http://cockybastard.com/images/2004_2/cupcakepink.jpg

YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT.

ok sorry, i just had to get that out once - carry on...

TheJimmy 03-23-2005 12:43 PM

this will probably be one of the few of these that I actually read...good pick

Holly Lez! 03-23-2005 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon
1. How do you deal with people that think you are gay?

It doesn?t bother me at all. In fact, when I used to be out clubbing and a woman asked if I was gay, I knew that I would be hooking up later.

Besides, I?m not too hung up on labels. I never refer to myself as ?straight? or ?bi? or ?gay.? I just consider myself ?sexy to the core.? And I will sleep with whomever I am attracted to?male or female. It has almost always been women, but I reserve the right to keep my options open on principal.

http://cockybastard.com/images/2004_2/cupcakepink.jpg

Open Mindness is sexy!!! Great choice for an ambush! One of my faves in the biz...

Doctor Dre 03-23-2005 12:44 PM

This is gonna be interesting

Halcyon 03-23-2005 12:45 PM

2. Why Flashcash? What exactly do you do for them?

I was introduced to Mark and Jason Rhino (FLASHCA$H masterminds) about 3 years ago. I came from a mainstream community-building background and they tapped me to help with the growing FLASHCA$H webmaster community.

Right away I was blown away by how smart they were. I can be a cocky bastard at times, but conversations with them were humbling.

Initially I was the 24 hour Webmaster Support person. I had a Richochet wireless modem and I would answer help desk emails all day long no matter where I was. Since then I have moved more into promotions and PR work.

It is awesome to work with such talented people with such open minds.
I find it takes a special type of boss to have the ?patience? to deal with someone like me. But Jason always listens to my ideas and helps me steer my insanity towards workable solutions. I learn so much from him and am grateful for this experience.

http://flashcash.citizensex.com/toolkits/donkeyhal.jpg

Pete-KT 03-23-2005 12:45 PM

come on Hal answer the rest ;)

Honez 03-23-2005 12:55 PM

Great person to ambush :) I just love Halcyon!

Halcyon 03-23-2005 01:00 PM

This is so much fun!! Thanks for all the kind words. :)


3. Discuss 'the abs'.


LOL. Well, I?ll try to talk about my tummy without sounding like a prick.
From 16 to 22, I was really into weight training. I would force myself to eat and lift heavy weights and try to get as big as possible. But that was also the same time I started growing my hair out. And when you have a HUGE head of 80?s metal hair, your body looks small NO MATTER WHAT.

So I came to the conclusion that big hair with abs was my best option. Luckily, I found out that my genetics and metabolism were MUCH better suited to be cut than to be big.
Since then I would say that my number one workout tip has been consistency. I?ve never gone more than a month without working out. Never. And I don?t mean like triathalete training workouts, just pushups, sit ups, pull-ups, and walking. Combine that with smart eating and this is the way my body naturally falls into balance. Honestly, genetics is the main ingredient. My 64 year old dad is still fit and has pretty good abs, himself.

http://www.lifestudent.com/photos/00...es/nudecb2.jpg

2HousePlague 03-23-2005 01:08 PM

How old are you, Hal?

TRANSLATION: How old are the fellas that hate ya, cuz ya look so much better then them?


j-

Halcyon 03-23-2005 01:17 PM

4. What happened in the competition for adam and eve (http://www.searchforadamandeve.com)?


Well, Tassy and I were selected as finalists and flown to Jamaica for a week to compete on the show. Unfortunately, I can?t disclose much more than that until after it airs (late may). Let me just say that it was one of the most surreal experiences of my life. It will undoubtedly result in severe personal humiliation and has already resulted in opportunities beyond my wildest dreams. I?ll share more when I can.
(I did put a little more about our tryout in the last FLASHCA$H newsletter: http://flashcash.citizensex.com/toolkits/126.htm )


http://flashcash.citizensex.com/tool...dameveteam.gif

Halcyon 03-23-2005 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
How old are you, Hal?

TRANSLATION: How old are the fellas that hate ya, cuz ya look so much better then them?


j-


I'm 33.

Now you punk kids get off my lawn!! ;)

Halcyon 03-23-2005 01:39 PM

5. Talk about your work with emotionally disturbed kids.

I graduated with honors in Psych (Phi Beta Kappa, Summa Cum Laude) and was headed towards grad school. After college I went to work in a group home for highly disturbed children. It was a live-in facility and I was in change of a cottage of 10 boys ages 8-12. It was very draining work. My first day a child tried to kill me with a metal pole. My last day a child tried to kill me with a fork. I was spit on nearly every day in between.

Nothing tests a person?s patience like being spit in the face. It gave me lots of experience with loving unconditionally and in working to understand a person?s story before you can judge their actions.

These kids were great kids?just FUCKED UP by their parents. I considered some of these kids parents to be murderers, because they killed off these boys hope for a normal life.

After 2 years, I was depleted and had to move on. I never returned to formal Psychology. But the lessons learned there help me every day.

http://cockybastard.com/images/2004_...plus%20029.jpg

Poppy 03-23-2005 02:16 PM

Awh shit. My brutha from anutha...this is going to be good. Straight out of Solana Beach...HAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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