| RedShoe |
03-23-2005 11:30 AM |
all you have to do is think about him and he'll show up. The man is a god.
No I mean literally, something is up with him. He's not human
The following story is ABSOLUTELY 100% true, not a single bit of it is fabricated. I'll take a polygraph test anytime any where in regards to the following story. It's true, It happened, and I was right there.
KB = JC
By: RedShoe
One day a couple of years ago, I had lunch with KB in a Taco Bell. We were just talking, me and 3 or 4 other guys (2 of which can confirm this story). KB had ordered a large mountain dew and didn't put a lid on it. So there we were talking about marketing strategies and if you know KB he gets excited about marketing so he started to get animated. He's talking and getting more careless with his hand movements and sure enough he bumbs his big ass drink. It tips towards him and the ENTIRE mountain dew spills off the edge and right onto him. AN ENTIRE MONUTAIN DEW right on his lap.
He didn't flinch or even reach for a napkin. I SWEAR TO CHRIST on this next part. All he did.. I SWEAR, was just stand up and there was NOT A DROP OF WETNESS on him. NOT A SINGLE PART of his body was wet and I just watched him dump an entire mountain dew on himself.
Myself, KB, and 2 other people were there and CAN confirm this story.
We all kind of laughed it off, but thinking back on that day, I realize that KB and Jesus Christ are the same guy. KB is just a little more jewish looking.
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