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Oracle Porn 03-23-2005 06:26 AM

Welcome to Israel, where everyone wanna fuck you with no lube.
 
Ya so I was caught doing 53 in a 35 mph zone...not only I got my driver license suspended for a month, I also got to pay about $800 bucks on a lawyer and a fine, and I get about 8 points on my license (out of 32)

fucking cu.nts.... :mad:

ytcracker 03-23-2005 06:27 AM

lot of jews in israel
or so i hear

Oracle Porn 03-23-2005 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ytcracker
lot of jews in israel
or so i hear

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LasseKongos 03-23-2005 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ytcracker
lot of jews in israel
or so i hear


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


OWNED

mrthumbs 03-23-2005 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ytcracker
lot of jews in israel
or so i hear

haha


hjhjk

wjxxx 03-23-2005 06:30 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Manowar 03-23-2005 06:35 AM

you got owned, what were you driving?

monro 03-23-2005 06:36 AM

Yes, stupid Jews. Trying to keep law and order like that! If you kill some stupid Jew child when driving to fast is not their businees. They should know better!

Theo 03-23-2005 06:47 AM

wtf, they should suspend it for life

Raf1 03-23-2005 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ytcracker
lot of jews in israel
or so i hear

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DarkJedi 03-23-2005 07:00 AM

they should have put you in the fucking psych ward for life instead.

Oracle Porn 03-23-2005 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar
you got owned, what were you driving?

peugeot 306

alexg 03-23-2005 07:06 AM

wow, this sucks...

why do you need a lawyer though?

Oracle Porn 03-23-2005 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by monro
Yes, stupid Jews. Trying to keep law and order like that! If you kill some stupid Jew child when driving to fast is not their businees. They should know better!

53 miles is fast?
children? 1 am on a friday night?

bluff 03-23-2005 07:07 AM

The promised land is more of a hell than paradise

Oracle Porn 03-23-2005 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by alexg
wow, this sucks...

why do you need a lawyer though?

not getting suspended for 6 months

DarkJedi 03-23-2005 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
peugeot 306

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fl_prn_str 03-23-2005 07:13 AM


I find your lack of animated gifs disturbing....... :1orglaugh

alexg 03-23-2005 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
not getting suspended for 6 months


sucks bro..
:(

escorpio 03-23-2005 07:27 AM

Oy vey! Eight hundred is too much!
Vy don't you offer them six hundred?

flashfreak 03-23-2005 07:30 AM

I like 306 too ;)

LadyMischief 03-23-2005 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
Ya so I was caught doing 53 in a 35 mph zone...not only I got my driver license suspended for a month, I also got to pay about $800 bucks on a lawyer and a fine, and I get about 8 points on my license (out of 32)

fucking cu.nts.... :mad:


you broke the law, they caught you on it, and you're calling them hahahahas? Sounds like a classic case of stupidity to me. Might wanna get that checked out.

Oracle Porn 03-23-2005 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief
you broke the law, they caught you on it, and you're calling them hahahahas? Sounds like a classic case of stupidity to me. Might wanna get that checked out.

shut up
you dont give 5 years in jail to someone that was caught smoking a joint.
same as you don't give 1 month in jail to a convicted rapist.
see the patern?

B-Eazy 03-23-2005 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by monro
Yes, stupid Jews. Trying to keep law and order like that! If you kill some stupid Jew child when driving to fast is not their businees. They should know better!

Your a fucking moron! Come around me and talk that talk fagget ass prick.

chemicaleyes 03-23-2005 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
Ya so I was caught doing 53 in a 35 mph zone...not only I got my driver license suspended for a month, I also got to pay about $800 bucks on a lawyer and a fine, and I get about 8 points on my license (out of 32)

fucking cu.nts.... :mad:

:1orglaugh

Speed limits are there for a reason.. you hit a child at 30mph they have an 80% chance of living.. you hit a child at 40mph they have an 80% chance of dieing!

mardigras 03-23-2005 07:56 AM

Don't do the crime
If you can't do the time
Yeah, don't do it. :upsidedow

mardigras 03-23-2005 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by chemicaleyes
:1orglaugh

Speed limits are there for a reason.. you hit a child at 30mph they have an 80% chance of living.. you hit a child at 40mph they have an 80% chance of dieing!

I shudder to think the chances at 53mph :eek7

LadyMischief 03-23-2005 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
shut up
you dont give 5 years in jail to someone that was caught smoking a joint.
same as you don't give 1 month in jail to a convicted rapist.
see the patern?


Smoking a joint has a lot less chance of hitting an innocent passerby than speeding, don't you think, brainiac? I have _0_ tolerance for people who drive like assholes... Why? Because one day my child might be the one getting off the bus or something of the like, and one of those assholes might hurt MY child. I'm hardly the only mother in the world, either. Could you live with yourself if you killed a child because you were speeding, and if you were going the speed limit you MIGHT have had time to stop or slow down? Think about that a moment before you answer.

Oracle Porn 03-23-2005 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief
Smoking a joint has a lot less chance of hitting an innocent passerby than speeding, don't you think, brainiac? I have _0_ tolerance for people who drive like assholes... Why? Because one day my child might be the one getting off the bus or something of the like, and one of those assholes might hurt MY child. I'm hardly the only mother in the world, either. Could you live with yourself if you killed a child because you were speeding, and if you were going the speed limit you MIGHT have had time to stop or slow down? Think about that a moment before you answer.

what bus and what kid at 1 am? are you fucking drunk?
i dont drive like an asshole, i drive like i need to get wherever it is im going....

chemicaleyes 03-23-2005 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
what bus and what kid at 1 am? are you fucking drunk?
i dont drive like an asshole, i drive like i need to get wherever it is im going....

stfu about 1am - if you'll go over the speed limit at 1am you'll go over the speed limit at 1pm without thinking as well.

BabeHunter 03-23-2005 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
Ya so I was caught doing 53 in a 35 mph zone...not only I got my driver license suspended for a month, I also got to pay about $800 bucks on a lawyer and a fine, and I get about 8 points on my license (out of 32)

fucking cu.nts.... :mad:

dude...you don't need a lawyer

you'll pay a fine of 1000nis (250$)

my buddy was going 138kph on a 90 zone
got his license suspended for a month , had to go to court , paid the fine and that's it

in any case the most they'll suspend your license in court is for another 2 months (3 in total)

Oracle Porn 03-23-2005 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by BabeHunter
dude...you don't need a lawyer

you'll pay a fine of 1000nis (250$)

my buddy was going 138kph on a 90 zone
got his license suspended for a month , had to go to court , paid the fine and that's it

in any case the most they'll suspend your license in court is for another 2 months (3 in total)

i dont need one...but it's better to have one.
138 at 90 is not 82 at 50....
also i dont want 3 month suspention.

NoCarrier 03-23-2005 08:35 AM

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OG LennyT 03-23-2005 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
Ya so I was caught doing 53 in a 35 mph zone...not only I got my driver license suspended for a month, I also got to pay about $800 bucks on a lawyer and a fine, and I get about 8 points on my license (out of 32)

fucking cu.nts.... :mad:

dont speed dumbass :2 cents:

not Israels fault you were driving too fast Hitler


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