After Two Years Here, I'm Starting to Think Oregon Sucks
 

The negatives: toothless Meth users now inhabit the entire East side (which is pretty much worthless), unpunished theft crimes, downtown is filled with bums & runaway teens, the economy is really shitty, the road infrastructure and maintenance sucks for the population load, gangs infest North Portland, white trash qualifies as upper-middle class, Fridays and Olive Garden are high-end restaurants, shittiest drivers I have ever seen, Willamette River is mostly poo, tons of ugly lesbians, "sexy" girls here have hairly legs and many tattoos

Positives: nice green trees, interesting weather, some cool upper crust areas (Lake Oswego, West Linn, restaurants in the Pearl & NW District), good access to outdoor activities

This is just off the top of my head. Please feel free to add to the list.

I could have save you some time........I knew this years ago.


Yet....I still live in Portland. :(

Aaron, you know I kinda liked it at first. But after two years, I feel like I've seen most of the Portland Metro area and the novelty is wearing off. Every day I see more negatives, and less reasons to stay. I'm starting to miss Laguna Niguel, CA. I don't know if I could move back to CA though ...

I know where I want to retire but I don't wish to move there now......Not sure where the hell to move to so I stay here and travel a lot to avoid this shithole.

Sounds like southern California without all the fucking rain!
:Oh crap

at least you got the trailblazers :1orglaugh

Who do you think is dealing the meth?

my (now ex) girl wants me to move there and be with her. it's a cool place to visit, but no thanks...and where/who do we get to shoot? Is there even a porno circuit there??? Any agents? Anything??

Nope...Nothing to shoot here.

Don't bother. :glugglug

I was just thinking that. isn't hard to find chicks there to shoot content for? wouldn't los angeles be better for biz?

I DESPISE shooting in LA.

Love shooting in Vancouver B.C. though.

move then
 

if you don't like it move.

Well now...There's a novel thought.

Gee...Why didn't we think of that sooner?

We moved outta Portland about 5 years ago. We were all set to move to Maui, but with just a month left until the move we changed our minds and headed down to San Diego. We had the cat chipped, the ship space reserved, and we were heading to the island. Thank god we decieded last minute on Southern California. I love visiting Hawaii, but I'm so glad to live on the main land. And I'm SOOOOOO happy I don't have to deal with the awful weather of Oregon anymore.

Oh, forgot the pros of Portland.... The Chicks are NASTY. Can Get them to do lots and lots of naughty things.

no offense, but the thought of living there makes me want to slit my wrists.

Can I offer you my guest room? :1orglaugh

i like roseburg and glide

:1orglaugh

I like the Gorge

Good weed. Lots of sleazy strip clubs.

:1orglaugh :pimp

I have a friend moving there this summer. He's trying to get away from CA. But that's like moving to prison to get away from your inlaws.

I almost bought a place in Gold Beach but that is far from Portland.

im on the coast and I agree 100% the drug problem is out of control
the weather is shitty
aint nothing to do

I wanan go south again

anything outdoor i guess is accessible there