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jacksparrow 03-22-2005 02:19 PM

How would you invest 1 million cash
 
Got some good savings finally, and was wondering ifthere is anything in the adult industry worth investing in with good returns. i can always keep buying real estate which goes up, just not a quick return. any ideas is appreciated.

pornstar2pac 03-22-2005 02:20 PM

I would buy GFY then sell it on EBAY for 2 million

Manowar 03-22-2005 02:20 PM

put it on black

bringer 03-22-2005 02:20 PM

lottery tickets

Nismo 03-22-2005 02:20 PM

I would invest a small fraction of that in some paysites & alot of traffic.


or pork bellies. pork bellies are good.

Alex 03-22-2005 02:20 PM

Are you kidding???

1,000,000 in adult?

Real Esate is always your best bet.

Here where i live the cost of living has dropped ever.

FuqALot 03-22-2005 02:21 PM

Buy a ferrari enzo and just drive for hours hehe.

Sosa 03-22-2005 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuqALot
Buy a ferrari enzo and just drive for hours hehe.

ya that is smart!

jacksparrow 03-22-2005 02:25 PM

Wow answers as great as this, who needs investment firms

crockett 03-22-2005 02:27 PM

short ICQ numbers

pornguy 03-22-2005 02:29 PM

If you want to invest some of the money, put about 100k into business ideas. and to be really really safe with the rest, just lock it into some 6 months cd's. Usually with that amount, the bank will give you a special rate.

Minte 03-22-2005 02:29 PM

Injection molding is going to make a comeback in the US soon.The Chinese are having a tough time securing raw materiels.

smack 03-22-2005 02:30 PM

real estate, roth ira's, and tech stocks. 'investing' in adult can be a slippery slope.

WiredGuy 03-22-2005 02:30 PM

Two chicks at the same time... gotta love Office Space :)
WG

fl_prn_str 03-22-2005 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
put it on black

Wesley Snipes said it best in Passenger 57.........

"Always bet on black"

ssp 03-22-2005 02:32 PM

Beer and hookers.

NichePay_Manny 03-22-2005 02:33 PM

Drugs and you will triple youre money over night. lol

Tanker 03-22-2005 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacksparrow
Got some good savings finally, and was wondering ifthere is anything in the adult industry worth investing in with good returns. i can always keep buying real estate which goes up, just not a quick return. any ideas is appreciated.

Jacksparrow if you are serious I would like to talk to you and give you some ideas

my ICQ is 3427575

tony286 03-22-2005 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Are you kidding???

1,000,000 in adult?

Real Esate is always your best bet.

Here where i live the cost of living has dropped ever.

I agree Real Estate is king :thumbsup

Braincash Fred 03-22-2005 02:35 PM

Stock market "MSFT" :thumbsup

Holly 03-22-2005 02:37 PM

One word for you...... Purses.

Steen2 03-22-2005 02:38 PM

perhaps stick to RE and try adult small time.

groark 03-22-2005 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett
short ICQ numbers

:1orglaugh

Well for sure I wouldn't spend it on adult. Put it on some nice bank account with 3% and you can get 3000k every month just for doing nothing :thumbsup

GTS Mark 03-22-2005 02:41 PM

http://blogs.sun.com/roller/resource...ys/dr.evil.jpg
Did someone say 1 Milllllllliiiiiiiiooooooooon??

DH

Nismo 03-22-2005 02:42 PM

Buy a van and start a rolling meth lab.

gecko 03-22-2005 02:43 PM

Reinvest it all on GIC ;)

jacksparrow 03-22-2005 02:44 PM

I would like to invest in something that brings me 25-50k a month. Course i could always just make interest or keep doing real estate. But I have made truck loads in this industry a while ago, just wondering if there is anything worth doing.

KingAsher 03-22-2005 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Two chicks at the same time... gotta love Office Space :)
WG

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ArkansasDave 03-22-2005 02:46 PM

Give it all to Mike Tyson and have him invest wisley it for me.

Holly 03-22-2005 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nismo
Buy a van and start a rolling meth lab.

^^^^ That was my second choice.

groark 03-22-2005 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by groark
:1orglaugh

Well for sure I wouldn't spend it on adult. Put it on some nice bank account with 3% and you can get 3000k every month just for doing nothing :thumbsup


Ehh.. Remove a k there

jacksparrow 03-22-2005 03:03 PM

come on people, if i gave you a mill cash you couldn't get me 20k a month back

axelcat 03-22-2005 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
put it on black

big risk..

DateDoc 03-22-2005 03:10 PM

I'd buy one Ferrari Enzo! :)

DateDoc 03-22-2005 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacksparrow
come on people, if i gave you a mill cash you couldn't get me 20k a month back

I hope you'd get more than 20k back a month. It would take you 50 months to get your investment back at that rate and that doesn't even factor in currency devaluation.

escorpio 03-22-2005 03:21 PM

Real estate in Maricopa or Pima county.

quiet 03-22-2005 03:23 PM

definitely the enzo... :)

seeric 03-22-2005 03:24 PM

real estate. anyone without a successful proggie that invests that money in adult right now needs a head exam for brain damage.

azguy 03-22-2005 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacksparrow
Got some good savings finally, and was wondering ifthere is anything in the adult industry worth investing in with good returns. i can always keep buying real estate which goes up, just not a quick return. any ideas is appreciated.

I have a mainstream investment opportunity that may be of an interest to you. Email me for more info. :thumbsup

sizeof (at) gmail.com

MetaMan 03-22-2005 03:39 PM

buy everyones email and just spam them for the next 10 years!!!!!!!! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Gottis 03-22-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacksparrow
Wow answers as great as this, who needs investment firms

You got $1M and coming to gofuckyourself for advice? Eh? Don't you have rich friends that do good business? People with that cash usually have a few of those. Ask them.

KRL 03-22-2005 04:35 PM

[email protected] and I'll hook you up with a deal with that ROI.

:thumbsup

JFK 03-22-2005 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacksparrow
Got some good savings finally, and was wondering ifthere is anything in the adult industry worth investing in with good returns. i can always keep buying real estate which goes up, just not a quick return. any ideas is appreciated.

If you have $1mill cash, I would be very careful of the IRS :winkwink:

Kevsh 03-22-2005 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Are you kidding???

1,000,000 in adult?

Real Esate is always your best bet.

Here where i live the cost of living has dropped ever.

Agreed, real estate is almost always a good long-term investment.

SoftGalleries 03-22-2005 05:22 PM

construct a new building in a nice place and sell half of the condos etc.. you should get your money back with half of it and you may rent or sale or do whatever you want with other rest of the building.. and you are on your way to make your second building... this is what i do as an engineer but never had enough to build my own.. duh

Za Ha 03-22-2005 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuqALot
Buy a ferrari enzo and just drive for hours hehe.


Better yet:

Buy an enzo and charge people $1000 for 2 hours of driving it. Do that for 10 hours a day = $5000 a day x 30 = $150,000 a month

jacksparrow 03-22-2005 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Adolfsson
You got $1M and coming to gofuckyourself for advice? Eh? Don't you have rich friends that do good business? People with that cash usually have a few of those. Ask them.

I made my money in the adult industry and no I don't have too many rich friends, only 23 for christ sake. Just dumped all that free pass money from the good years of this biz into real estate, and now its gone up a lot. And yeah asking advice from a forum of webmasters that are usually just dicking around is not top shelf but ya never know, sometimes good things happen from stupid ideas.

Jayo 03-22-2005 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
put it on black


hahaha, thats great!

azguy 03-22-2005 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacksparrow
I made my money in the adult industry and no I don't have too many rich friends, only 23 for christ sake. Just dumped all that free pass money from the good years of this biz into real estate, and now its gone up a lot. And yeah asking advice from a forum of webmasters that are usually just dicking around is not top shelf but ya never know, sometimes good things happen from stupid ideas.

Anyone can get you $20K a month on this amount, even your local bank.

If you're looking to be involved in a promising mainstream startup in a hot market - be sure you email me and I'll shoot over a business plan for you to review. We accept investments of $100K and above and it doesn't cost anything to listen :) sizeof (at) gmail.com

Doctor Dre 03-22-2005 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Are you kidding???

1,000,000 in adult?

Real Esate is always your best bet.

Here where i live the cost of living has dropped ever.

You can build a little empire ... get 4-5 employes just for advertising (google / tgps ... heavy spots buying etc) .

Get 4-5 GOOD paysites done .

Get some dvd distribution with the content (shoot everything in HD and a real good quality ...)

Lots of different thigns to do with money ... I named like 5 %


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