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Jake 03-22-2005 12:59 PM

Who The Hell Comes Up With This Shit? (PIC)
 
I was just sending an e-mail to a MindSpring address and I got the following "spam blocker" reply message:

http://www.naughtyallie.com/guestare...pamblocker.jpg

rowan 03-22-2005 01:00 PM

You don't think blind people send and receive emails?

Matt M 03-22-2005 01:00 PM

LOL No shit huh??? :thumbsup

Manowar 03-22-2005 01:01 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jake 03-22-2005 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan
You don't think blind people send and receive emails?

I really hope you're joking!

rowan 03-22-2005 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake
I really hope you're joking!

Why would I be? Visually impaired people have been using speech synthesizers to read online content since the BBS days. The link on your confirmation screen probably goes to a WAV so they know what to type.


edit: BBS = dialup BBSs, those things that were popular from the mid 80s to early 90s... not web BBSs. :Graucho

thumbsdepot 03-22-2005 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan
You don't think blind people send and receive emails?

But how are you able to click the link if you're not able to see it?

ssp 03-22-2005 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake
I really hope you're joking!

Receiving SPAM when you're blind, still one of the biggest problems. Imagine this.. your computer has to read out every message.. suppose you get 800 spam messages a day. I'm not kidding.

MandyBlake 03-22-2005 01:07 PM

haha that's funny shit.

Jake 03-22-2005 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan
Why would I be? Visually impaired people have been using speech synthesizers to read online content since the BBS days. The link on your confirmation screen probably goes to a WAV so they know what to type.


edit: BBS = dialup BBSs, those things that were popular from the mid 80s to early 90s... not web BBSs. :Graucho

And how would a blind person see the link in this message and click on it?

rowan 03-22-2005 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thumbsdepot
But how are you able to click the link if you're not able to see it?

You're still thinking visually. :) Most web pages are just words with embedded layout instructions that are redundant if you're just after the basic content. I presume their software assigns a unique identifier to links so that they can press 1 for the first link, 2 for the second, and so on.

woj 03-22-2005 01:13 PM

Earthlink probably got sued by some blind guy, claiming he is unable to send emails, he won, and now earthlink has to include it on that page....

Jake 03-22-2005 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan
You're still thinking visually. :) Most web pages are just words with embedded layout instructions that are redundant if you're just after the basic content. I presume their software assigns a unique identifier to links so that they can press 1 for the first link, 2 for the second, and so on.

Ok, for the sake of argument let's say that is the case. Why bother having text on a page that a blind person cannot see? "Visually impaired? Click here" I still say WTF?

WiredGuy 03-22-2005 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj
Earthlink probably got sued by some blind guy, claiming he is unable to send emails, he won, and now earthlink has to include it on that page....


That link doesn't quite solve the problem though :)
WG

sickkittens 03-22-2005 01:18 PM

That's not funny. Braille on drive through ATM's is funny (in a weird funny way).

ssp 03-22-2005 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake
Ok, for the sake of argument let's say that is the case. Why bother having text on a page that a blind person cannot see? "Visually impaired? Click here" I still say WTF?

Their software can read out the link. Duh.

If you care enough to know more: http://www.diveintoaccessibility.org/

woj 03-22-2005 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
That link doesn't quite solve the problem though :)
WG

Yea, but it's good enough to be able to say "We made changes to the website to make you happy, now fuck off, and sue someone else"...

TheLegacy 03-22-2005 01:19 PM

christ - are most of you totally out of it??

blind people are able to use the computer just as well..

http://www-306.ibm.com/able/

http://www.w3.org/WAI/


IBM has a whole department dedicated for those who are visually impared. from brail keyboards to reading text off the monitor either using voice recognition software to brail keypads that translate the text off the screen

I was part of the IBM testing software for them 15 years ago on the voice recognition software - my computer basically learned to hear my voice and talked to me - told me what was on the screen - I simply had to say certain key words for it to actually surf.

Jake 03-22-2005 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
That's not funny. Braille on drive through ATM's is funny (in a weird funny way).

That's another one I've always wondered about! Even on the walk-up ATM's. Have you ever used an ATM that you didn't have to interact with the CRT display? If you can't see what the CRT display is prompting you to do then you don't know what buttons to push on the keypad, braille or not.

fl_prn_str 03-22-2005 01:21 PM

I think the braille on automated subway or lightrail is pretty funny.....

Nickless 03-22-2005 01:22 PM

i used to run a cybercafe back in 98, a blind guy comes in, 3 1/2 floppy in hand, sat at one of the terminals, and started looking for the drive, he installed a text to speech thing using the keyboard by memory (windows key, execute, cmd, a:\something.exe etc.) i tried to help him but he basically told me to fuck off. that day i've learnt wtf were ALT tags useful for in images :)

Rinaldo 03-22-2005 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
christ - are most of you totally out of it??

blind people are able to use the computer just as well..

http://www-306.ibm.com/able/

http://www.w3.org/WAI/


IBM has a whole department dedicated for those who are visually impared. from brail keyboards to reading text off the monitor either using voice recognition software to brail keypads that translate the text off the screen

I was part of the IBM testing software for them 15 years ago on the voice recognition software - my computer basically learned to hear my voice and talked to me - told me what was on the screen - I simply had to say certain key words for it to actually surf.


That's fucking cool

AaronM 03-22-2005 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan
You're still thinking visually. :) Most web pages are just words with embedded layout instructions that are redundant if you're just after the basic content. I presume their software assigns a unique identifier to links so that they can press 1 for the first link, 2 for the second, and so on.


It's nice to see that somebody knows what they are talking about. They also have braille displays for computers.

It's not like people are so stupid that they have braille on drive up ATM's or anything....oh wait.... :glugglug


http://www.deafblind.com/newpb2.jpg

Jake 03-22-2005 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
Their software can read out the link. Duh.

If you care enough to know more: http://www.diveintoaccessibility.org/

Ok, for all the people who can't seem to grasp this issue. I fully understand that visually impaired people are able to use computers too. However, if a person is blind they will not be able to read the text "Visually impaired? Click here". That being said, now answer this question: Why is it displayed on the screen?

Jake 03-22-2005 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
christ - are most of you totally out of it??

blind people are able to use the computer just as well..

http://www-306.ibm.com/able/

http://www.w3.org/WAI/


IBM has a whole department dedicated for those who are visually impared. from brail keyboards to reading text off the monitor either using voice recognition software to brail keypads that translate the text off the screen

I was part of the IBM testing software for them 15 years ago on the voice recognition software - my computer basically learned to hear my voice and talked to me - told me what was on the screen - I simply had to say certain key words for it to actually surf.

Like I said, for all the people who can't seem to grasp this issue. I fully understand that visually impaired people are able to use computers too. However, if a person is blind they will not be able to read the text "Visually impaired? Click here". That being said, now answer this question: Why is it displayed on the screen?

sickkittens 03-22-2005 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake
Ok, for all the people who can't seem to grasp this issue. I fully understand that visually impaired people are able to use computers too. However, if a person is blind they will not be able to read the text "Visually impaired? Click here". That being said, now answer this question: Why is it displayed on the screen?

True. Wouldn't it be easier if a .wav sounded?

rowan 03-22-2005 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake
Ok, for all the people who can't seem to grasp this issue. I fully understand that visually impaired people are able to use computers too. However, if a person is blind they will not be able to read the text "Visually impaired? Click here". That being said, now answer this question: Why is it displayed on the screen?

You're not making any sense. We've already established that blind people can read webpages, and they can traverse links through whatever mechanism their software uses. How is that link any different?

AaronM 03-22-2005 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake
Like I said, for all the people who can't seem to grasp this issue. I fully understand that visually impaired people are able to use computers too. However, if a person is blind they will not be able to read the text "Visually impaired? Click here". That being said, now answer this question: Why is it displayed on the screen?


Several years ago I owned a company that developed a site for a local blind organization. I believe they had a software package called JAWS that read the text as audio. It was also designed to specifically locate links and certain key words.

DateDoc 03-22-2005 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake
I was just sending an e-mail to a MindSpring address and I got the following "spam blocker" reply message:

http://www.naughtyallie.com/guestare...pamblocker.jpg

Thats sort of like having brail on the keys at the drive up ATM! LOL!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ArkansasDave 03-22-2005 01:35 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

L0rdJuni0r 03-22-2005 01:35 PM

funny :1orglaugh

tony286 03-22-2005 01:35 PM

thats too funny

rowan 03-22-2005 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterPorn
Thats sort of like having brail on the keys at the drive up ATM! LOL!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Do you think it would be cheaper to make two different types of ATM keyboards? :winkwink:

MattO 03-22-2005 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake
That being said, now answer this question: Why is it displayed on the screen?


It'd be cheaper to tell your programmer just to add the line rather than put some custom script that talks to whatever system the impared person happens to be using.

As with ATM machines, they all come with the braille from the factory before they're designated walk-up or drive-up. The kiosk around it might be specific to the duty, but the machine within is standard issue.

Steen2 03-22-2005 01:51 PM

Are you guys seriously retarded?

Software reads the link to them.
They display the link to everybody
A) So that it doesn't accidentally not show for a blind person
B) So that everyone knows Earthlink is blind friendly
B2) So that they don't have some idiot try and sue Earthlink

boner 2.0 03-22-2005 01:53 PM

<Ray's I can't see shit pic here>

lmao thats funny, click here :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ThumbWolf 03-22-2005 01:54 PM

What? All of my sites have brail versions and they are all wheel-chair accessable. I don't discriminate.

gecko 03-22-2005 02:17 PM

*shakes his head.*

axelcat 03-22-2005 02:26 PM

lol...........

foxxx 03-22-2005 03:13 PM

windows magnafiyer is all they need, why the fuck would you add a blind person link :S

Kevsh 03-22-2005 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thumbsdepot
But how are you able to click the link if you're not able to see it?

They have braille keyboards - they can't "see" it, they feel it. Seriously.

pornguy 03-22-2005 03:18 PM

I think that blind spam would look something like this.


"





"

media 03-22-2005 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake
I really hope you're joking!

Ever hear of a brail keyboard and a brail reader?

BlingDaddy 03-22-2005 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
Receiving SPAM when you're blind, still one of the biggest problems. Imagine this.. your computer has to read out every message.. suppose you get 800 spam messages a day. I'm not kidding.

Very true.... :2 cents:

webseth 03-22-2005 03:46 PM

color blind people would have a problem with that too

NichePay_Manny 03-22-2005 03:47 PM

Only in America my friend !

ytcracker 03-22-2005 03:49 PM

i guess none of you faggots have seen sneakers

yea i said it

AaronM 03-22-2005 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ytcracker
i guess none of you faggots have seen sneakers

yea i said it


Whistler rocked. :thumbsup

Michaelious 03-22-2005 04:43 PM

Lol very funny man! :thumbsup


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