Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead
 

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4112

SANTA BARBARA, CA?During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday.
Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson

"Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who?or what?has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."

Heh... that's funny.

thats too bad

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i second that

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nano nano

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man that would be awesome....michael jackson stand in..lol

fucking LOL :1orglaugh

that site completely sucks now that the main guy left to The Daily Show. the writing is complete shit and there is nothing funny about most of the content. :2 cents:

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my buddy got into a flight wiht a black guy the last time he said exactly what is in your thread title.