fuck! i hate poker!

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  • rounders
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 2931

    #1

    fuck! i hate poker!

    fucking bitches and everyone who rivers -

    some fucking fag is playing 2-4 offsuit -- in a $100/200 online! - fucking retards with my AA.

    it was K2Q-6-4

    BET and RAISED the entire way

    fucking fags

    alright just wanted to get that off
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  • adonthenet
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2005
    • 16753

    #2
    damnn ;/

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    • Dusen
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 2251

      #3
      Goes to show that even at the higher limits there is still the table full of wankers who will take your cash drawing to the river. Limit is murder online, I'll only play in real life now.
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      • B40
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 7020

        #4
        What's his screen name?

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          That's why I avoid online play..it's too damn frustrating

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          • Entropy
            Confirmed User
            • May 2004
            • 4128

            #6
            damn....how much did you lose on that hand?
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            • khs
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2005
              • 1730

              #7
              aggressive players always win when playing online
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              • Entropy
                Confirmed User
                • May 2004
                • 4128

                #8
                Originally posted by khs
                aggressive players always win when playing online
                purely aggressive players will eventually lose their ass...it's all about being passive aggressive
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                • spentrent
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 876

                  #9
                  Make him pay a lot for the privelege of catching that river.

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                  • Dusen
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 2251

                    #10
                    I truly don't believe it's just "agressive" players. And sure you can make THAT GUY pay in the future, but read down and I'll explain my theory about online poker, and I have posted it before.

                    At every table there are 3 people who are really on their game, 2 people eager to learn, and 5 people that basically don't know or don't care. Either in it for a thrill and laughs or don't know any better.

                    That having been said, for every hand, probably 3 of these yahoos will see the flop. From then on, at least ONE of them is going to chase something to the river, no matter how you bet.

                    Now of course statistically this is a bad way to play poker, but what make up for this and then some is that there is an unlimited supply of these "awful" players to play. That means even if one guy catches a lucky hand with you and then busts out the next dozen hands, the 3-4 other people at the table chasing hands or just raising calling wildly will simply fall into the slot he left.

                    So in real life you DO make people pay to chase flushes. You make them pay to chase the straights. But it's HARD in online.

                    Because unlike in real life where there is ususally only 1 real meathead playing and if there ARE more they bust out and never return - or you can milk them over and over knowing their play style - online is different. Endless streams of random named people who you can NEVER follow and are always chasing hands which will screw you.

                    And as he said, even at the super high limit tables, they still exist. Sure there are less of them, but they're still there.

                    Textbook poker will still earn you money in the long run, even in Online. but for me, Online produces way too many swings, and they're too big. I can't handle getting busted out by these guys. So I stick to local tables now.
                    Last edited by Dusen; 03-21-2005, 08:43 PM.
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                    • Penthouse Tony
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 5835

                      #11
                      Sorry man I misread my hand and thought I had pocket 2s
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                      • BergyK
                        Etology Project Manager
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 1001

                        #12
                        Originally posted by rounders
                        fucking bitches and everyone who rivers -

                        some fucking fag is playing 2-4 offsuit -- in a $100/200 online! - fucking retards with my AA.

                        it was K2Q-6-4

                        BET and RAISED the entire way

                        fucking fags

                        alright just wanted to get that off
                        Damn Chasers. They even chase on $100-$200 games. I feel for you dog. I play a lot of poker too.

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                        • BIGTYMER
                          Junior Achiever
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 17066

                          #13
                          Runner, runner could have been worse. ;)

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                          • Platinumpimp
                            Logos and such.
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10214

                            #14
                            $100/200 online play...Better play that in the casino, online you will get screwed by unreal flops or house bots anyway.
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                            • reynold
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 51271

                              #15
                              That sucks.

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                              • rounders
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 2931

                                #16
                                Im fucking pissed now im playing and just got a set with 22 - someone rivered a fucking fluish from

                                GUT FLUSH! wtf is wrong wwith them

                                Im down 3200 right now shit
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                                • rounders
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 2931

                                  #17
                                  yeah im about to go to local casino
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                                  • Snake Doctor
                                    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                    • Mar 2001
                                    • 13449

                                    #18
                                    There are alot of people who make a living at online poker but I don't see how.

                                    I CRUSH the local low limit games (3/6, 4/8, 6/12) but I get creamed by the river rats online in 3/6 and lower.

                                    AA is at least a 4 to 1 favorite heads up....but in a 3-4 way pot it only wins 1/3rd of the time.
                                    With half or more of the table seeing every flop, you're never going to be a prohibitive favorite with any starting hand.

                                    I haven't quite figured out a strategy to crack the loose-as-hell online games where there's a miracle river every other hand......maybe I should just play like a fish.
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                                    • rounders
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 2931

                                      #19
                                      Yeah my cousins and my friends play online poker. But alot of newcomers with money have been playing higher limits..and just call with bullshit. And online it just happens...

                                      Butoverall if you add my 3 friends and my 2 cousins , they are up over $700K combined...

                                      And I..myself right now is DOWN a SHITLOAD
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                                      • zentz
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 8062

                                        #20
                                        sorry to hear that. i love poker
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                                        • PHPdude
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 1164

                                          #21
                                          that sucks big time
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                                          • xclusive
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 35218

                                            #22
                                            Poker bad but I love it so

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                                            • V_RocKs
                                              Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 32467

                                              #23
                                              Anyone live near Corona.. I got a great place to play against real people. Monthly tourny with about 40 to 60 players and Friday night games with 16 to 20... Blackjack also.

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