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who 03-21-2005 01:45 PM

All I want is a slim girl, with a NICE pussy.
 
I'm sick of this corned-beef-flapping pussy type. I want the small, cute, tiny hole for a change.

LiveDose 03-21-2005 01:47 PM

Stop banging sluts. :2 cents:

Young 03-21-2005 01:47 PM

ive had plenty of those...after a couple of months though your going to have corned-beef-flapping pussy type and have to start all over again

its a vicious cycle.

fl_prn_str 03-21-2005 01:47 PM

:ugone2far

who 03-21-2005 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose
Stop banging sluts. :2 cents:

Nah.. it's not about how much action they get... it's about how big their pussy lips are. All I'm asking for is a nice one with tiny little pussy lips for a change :disgust

ronaldo 03-21-2005 01:51 PM

I prefer the hangin' meat look myself.

quiet 03-21-2005 01:56 PM

the one i'm currently banging is puuurty.

who 03-21-2005 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet
the one i'm currently banging is puuurty.

pics? :):):)

quiet 03-21-2005 04:54 PM

heh, i got a pic of her ass, no pussy shots though.

axelcat 03-21-2005 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet
heh, i got a pic of her ass, no pussy shots though.

post it :thumbsup

Cains 03-21-2005 04:56 PM

Allysin Chaynes?
Krystal Steal?

Or just screw it and get a new fleshlight if it pisses you off so much :p

GFYeveryone 03-21-2005 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .?.
Nah.. it's not about how much action they get... it's about how big their pussy lips are. All I'm asking for is a nice one with tiny little pussy lips for a change :disgust

Im sure her mother took your wishes into consideration when she was concieving her daughter for you...."here's a recipe for a small pussy"
Look beyond the size of her fucking lips.. who gives a shit.. im sure your dick aint that special anyway :pimp

mortenb 03-21-2005 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFYeveryone
who gives a shit.. im sure your dick aint that special anyway :pimp

I think that that is just mean. I have yet to meet a guy who doesn't think his dick is special. I know mine is. :pimp

Sosa 03-21-2005 05:12 PM

heh find a virgin?

GFYeveryone 03-21-2005 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortenb
I think that that is just mean. I have yet to meet a guy who doesn't think his dick is special. I know mine is. :pimp

.?.
Or GoogleGuy?
All I want is a slim girl, with a NICE pussy.
"I'm sick of this corned-beef-flapping pussy type. I want the small, cute, tiny hole for a change."

Im not mean, what that guy wrote was mean.. he must have some serious mother-son issues to treat a girl like that. OR................. MAYBE he just needs a girl with a small pussy cause his dick is so small and a small pussy will make his dick size look half decent :winkwink: :winkwink:

Nicky 03-21-2005 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .?.
I'm sick of this corned-beef-flapping pussy type. I want the small, cute, tiny hole for a change.

just fuck her in the ass, and it will feel nice and tight :wink

gecko 03-21-2005 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet
heh, i got a pic of her ass, no pussy shots though.

Posts the ass :)

PokerCams 03-21-2005 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet
heh, i got a pic of her ass, no pussy shots though.

are you going to it to us - so we can all ohhh and ahhh and tell us how jealous we all are? :1orglaugh

nofx 03-21-2005 05:25 PM

why not just cut off the extra skin?

0000000000000000000001000 03-21-2005 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
just fuck her in the ass, and it will feel nice and tight :wink

For the first two minutes, yes.

GFYeveryone 03-21-2005 05:39 PM

What happens after the first 2 minutes? Does the ass suddenly go loose from being a tight poop shoot?

Cains 03-21-2005 05:46 PM

An old married couple become bored of their sex lives, the man of the house complains that over the years, his wife has become loose. She agrees and together they go the a surgeon who suggests getting her pussy tightened. The wife agrees and the next weekend they go for the operation. Before she is given a sedative, the man thanks his wife and wishes her good luck.

6 hours later, the wife wakes up. As she starts to come around she notices 3 dozen red roses on the table in her hospital room. She asks the nurse who they are from:
"the first is from your husband, he was very worried about you" ahh she thinks, how sweet
"the second is from the doctor, he buys roses for every patient" how thoughtful she thinks



"the third is from a man in the burns unit, he says thanks for the ears"

dooglas 03-21-2005 06:06 PM

Let me know if you find one. I'll take her twin sister. :)

PHPdude 03-21-2005 07:51 PM

seems that you are looking forsome asian pussy.

tony286 03-21-2005 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFYeveryone
Im sure her mother took your wishes into consideration when she was concieving her daughter for you...."here's a recipe for a small pussy"
Look beyond the size of her fucking lips.. who gives a shit.. im sure your dick aint that special anyway :pimp

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Tala 03-21-2005 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Man
An old married couple become bored of their sex lives, the man of the house complains that over the years, his wife has become loose. She agrees and together they go the a surgeon who suggests getting her pussy tightened. The wife agrees and the next weekend they go for the operation. Before she is given a sedative, the man thanks his wife and wishes her good luck.

6 hours later, the wife wakes up. As she starts to come around she notices 3 dozen red roses on the table in her hospital room. She asks the nurse who they are from:
"the first is from your husband, he was very worried about you" ahh she thinks, how sweet
"the second is from the doctor, he buys roses for every patient" how thoughtful she thinks



"the third is from a man in the burns unit, he says thanks for the ears"

:Oh crap :1orglaugh

quiet 03-21-2005 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gecko
Posts the ass :)

why not, have to photochop her head though:

http://iusers.com/images/tyla.jpg

Vitasoy 03-21-2005 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PHPdude
seems that you are looking forsome asian pussy.

Yep it fits the descriptions :upsidedow

Spunky 03-21-2005 08:01 PM

Dont we all :winkwink:

uno 03-21-2005 08:06 PM

http://www.fuckoffasshole.com/pussy.jpg

iwantchixx 03-21-2005 08:13 PM

soemthing I don't understand.


Women want men's crotch genetalia to be large,

Men want women's genetalia to be small.

Most men are small

Most women are meaty and large.


Conspiracy by mother nature?

I personaly like the roast beef hanging lips.

nofx 03-21-2005 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx
soemthing I don't understand.


Women want men's crotch genetalia to be large,

Men want women's genetalia to be small.

Most men are small

Most women are meaty and large.


Conspiracy by mother nature?

I personaly like the roast beef hanging lips.

never thought about it like that

perhaps its true.


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