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brand0n 03-21-2005 12:57 PM

jason from Porndollar has 2 rattle snakes at his house currently(pics)
 
PornDollar ROCKS: my wife just called.. i have to rattle snakes at the house.. i got to go home.. haha
PornDollar ROCKS: * two
PornDollar ROCKS: brb
brand0n: you have 2 rattle snakes
brand0n: lol
brand0n: mind if i put that on gfy
PornDollar ROCKS: go ahead
PornDollar ROCKS: haha.. i'll take pics

I guess pics 2 come? btw if you havent checkedout
www.porndollar.com
now would be a good time to do so.
http://twoinherbutt.com/

and do you know why two? becouse they couldnt get 3 to fit

gecko 03-21-2005 12:59 PM

I can't wait for the pics :)

CynthiaB 03-21-2005 01:00 PM

There's some image - his wife, two rattlesnakes, he's rushing home...I think there's a DVD in this.

Cyn

Sly 03-21-2005 01:01 PM

Can you eat rattlesnake? I've only tried trouser snake...

Doc911 03-21-2005 01:01 PM

Yes put up the picts!

brand0n 03-21-2005 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Can you eat rattlesnake? I've only tried trouser snake...

a snake is a snake.

Kimmykim 03-21-2005 01:02 PM

Smartest thing he can do is get a king snake family to move in. Rattlesnakes don't come around if you have kings.

Sly 03-21-2005 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim
Smartest thing he can do is get a king snake family to move in. Rattlesnakes don't come around if you have kings.

king snake, name for a number of species of the genus Lampropeltis, nonvenomous, egg-laying, constricting snakes of North America which show much variation in color and markings. The common king snake, or chain snake (Lampropeltis getulus), of the E United States is usually about 3 to 5 ft (90?150 cm) long and black or brown with yellow and white rings or bands that form a chainlike pattern. It eats rodents, birds, and snakes. It is immune to the venom of the rattlesnake and the copperhead, which it kills by constriction. The scarlet king snake (L. doliata) has a pattern of black, red, and yellow bands similar to that of the unrelated coral snake. Other less brightly marked varieties of the same species are called milk snakes, because they are reputed by legend to milk cows. King snakes are valuable destroyers of rodents. They are classified in the phylum Chordata, subphylum Vertebrata, class Reptilia, order Squamata, family Colubridae.

brand0n 03-21-2005 01:07 PM

L. doliata eh?

WiredGuy 03-21-2005 01:11 PM

LOL, I can picture Jason driving home, getting a shotgun out and taking care of the snake problem :)

WG

sweetME 03-21-2005 01:12 PM

We need to see some pics

Sosa 03-21-2005 01:12 PM

snakes suck

Doc911 03-21-2005 01:13 PM

Rattlesnakes taste like chicken. chop em up , roll them in corn meal and deep fry

brand0n 03-21-2005 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc911
Rattlesnakes taste like chicken. chop em up , roll them in corn meal and deep fry

mental note to self

punker barbie 03-21-2005 01:20 PM

damn rattlesnakes? thats crazy, i have yet to see any out here.... thank fucking buddah!

anyways Mr.PorDollar Jason hit me up when u have a chance lets do lunch this week.

who 03-21-2005 01:22 PM

I think she meant to tell him that she's got two pant snakes penetrating her personal space :)

Rinaldo 03-21-2005 01:26 PM

I've eaten rattle snake... it's not a lot of meat but it's good.

Jason Use a loooong broom or pool cleaning pole to push them outside where you can shoot them or cut off their heads, THose fuckers can lunge at you

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-21-2005 01:33 PM

They are fucking...
He is getting pics now.

Animal control on the way.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-21-2005 01:35 PM

Wait...
Looks like it is a King Snake and rattler.
So one is gettin eatin.

Manowar 03-21-2005 01:40 PM

excellent!

swedguy 03-21-2005 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Can you eat rattlesnake? I've only tried trouser snake...

I didn't know you liked ummmm men.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-21-2005 01:44 PM

Jason say's pics are comming:)

brand0n 03-21-2005 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Jason say's pics are comming:)

tell him lets get a move on cracky

Tanker 03-21-2005 02:05 PM

brand0n I have ben on Xbox looking for you Chump!

OY 03-21-2005 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Rinaldo
I've eaten rattle snake... it's not a lot of meat but it's good.

Jason Use a loooong broom or pool cleaning pole to push them outside where you can shoot them or cut off their heads, THose fuckers can lunge at you

I liked it too. Pretty good actually.

Only had it once but will have it again...

Jason 03-21-2005 02:12 PM

Problem solved.

More pics here http://porndollar.com/snake

http://porndollar.com/snake/snake%20011.jpg

abyss_al 03-21-2005 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
I guess pics 2 come? btw if you havent checkedout
www.porndollar.com
now would be a good time to do so.
http://twoinherbutt.com/

the trailer links are redirecting me to http://solocams.com :(

brand0n 03-21-2005 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornDollar

very fckkn cool

Cains 03-21-2005 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CynthiaB
There's some image - his wife, two rattlesnakes, he's rushing home...I think there's a DVD in this.

Cyn

Hmm, I think we can add some wachicka music and the 70s sudden closeups of the male actors face (remember those? i could never figure out what the guy was trying to convey, it looked like he had evil intentions, but did that mean he wanted to screw the girl or invade Poland?)

I'm really considering getting a King Cobra, the world is just a more fun place when you've got a dangerous animal on the loose (though it isnt fun if you're married to her)

pink_in_the_middle 03-21-2005 05:02 PM

If you haven't released the one with the neat colored tail , check out the snake forums etc might be worth some money .

My hubby collects snakes etc and they go for alot of cash if you have a wierd color morphes.

Joesho 03-21-2005 05:22 PM

Fuck that!!!!!

pool is closed for the season if that is me LOL

nofx 03-21-2005 05:29 PM

dude go let them go near an elementary school

Darby 03-21-2005 05:31 PM

big ass fricken snake!

http://porndollar.com/snake/snake%20008.jpg

nofx 03-21-2005 05:33 PM

who is this ?

http://porndollar.com/snake/snake%20007.jpg

nice sleeve ;]

GigaChris 03-21-2005 05:37 PM

what a snake charmer you are lol

Jason 03-21-2005 05:59 PM

nofx.. your evil.. i like it. hahaha

pink.. i dont know about keepin that sucker.. he was let go about 50 yards away.. besides.. i'm sure the state would find something wrong with selling wild snakes.. but the state thinks it knows everything :)

joesho, don't be a pussy man.. what are you like 6'2 and beefy? haha
you got to get in right with the snakes man..

darby.. that snake didnt want to stay in his bucket.. freaked dude out.. haha


i dont know why the snakes were rapped up together under the brush.. i thought about dimming the lights and putting on some soft music.. haha

BT 03-21-2005 06:01 PM

they make nice boots

Vitasoy 03-21-2005 06:07 PM

Damn that's crazy, nicep pics though :)

OzMan 03-21-2005 06:11 PM

A happy ending :thumbsup so we won't be seeing you on an upcoming episode of Venom ER on Animal Planet :winkwink:

FabianC 03-21-2005 06:19 PM

Damn PD .. we used to get those all the time .. freaks you out @ first especially when you don't see them until you're close :eek2

mahoney 03-21-2005 06:21 PM

Damn, lucky you found them before they found you :Oh crap

Jason 03-21-2005 06:21 PM

Fabian,

you know it man.. I would of tripped over it for sure.

PHPdude 03-21-2005 06:44 PM

they are edible, you know...in some countries, people eat them. :winkwink:


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