Post in here and i will pretend to be drunk and ramble at you:
 

yoush freagin ghuys

Hahaha. :1orglaugh

yoush git owdda my dread, ish will scmhack yoush.

Oops, wrong thread. :1orglaugh

i will fuck you in the ass in this thread also! :warning

All right... do me.

i will eat you out a little if you have a nice pussy, then fuck you in the ass. :warning

that didnt sound drunk to me ! :helpme

i am now angry grandpa drunk you nazi! :warning

i havent used my juicer for a week now! you make me feel guilty when you come on! my juice l33tness will match! :warning

see thats much better :thumbsup

You must be a mind reader.

We'll worry about the juice part, later.

now thats my kind of woman ! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh then there wouldnt be enough time in the day for us to juice. :winkwink:

Then I guess you're gonna have to get your priorities straight and decide what's more important to you- ass sex or smoothies.

You mull it over and get back to me.

ice smoothies appearence during or after can always be arranged. :pimp

hi

8chars

Wow, I wish I had a pussy so I can be fucked by you. :pimp

I'll bring the straws. :Graucho

We're talking about ass sex, here! You got an asshole, don't you??? Pay attention dumbass!

You got a juicer?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh the juicer is the ticket in! i would fuck his pussy anyway!

*shrug* *shrug*