Spring Break Shark Attack
 

Dialogue in it:

Boy to girl:

"The sand is coarse and rough, but here it's soft and smooth like you."

u = :glugglug? :pimp

Girl To Girl:

"Why in the hell did we star in this lame Made For TV movie? My asshole is sore."

thats a line from star wars...

this movie is laughably bad :1orglaugh

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OK. I am totally lost.

who knew so many 33 year old college students went on spring break? I mean seriously...why didn't they just reunite the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 and try to pass them off as freshmen...

same here?!! :eek7

i don't quite understand this thread

I'm confused, very confused :eek7

did you see the paper mache shark? :1orglaugh

Computer-animated hit's Amanda Bynes speaks on the differences between the actress and her character

:1orglaugh

i was wondering when someone would pick that up.

Boy to girl:

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Girl:

"Why?"

Boy:

"Didn't you just see that 20 ft. long rubber shark?"

http://www.princeton.edu/ivfair/priz...s-Images/5.jpg

This movie should be nominated for an Oscar, what a performance.
WG

I second that. Where's the shark pics?

oh wtf 88888

is this a movie or something?

Worst movie EVER!!! Did anybody else notice the mountains/hills in the background? Apparently this was supposed to be Florida.

It was the CBS Sunday Night Movie, Wiggles. Actually quite gory for TV, blood spurting everywhere at times.........and with the cheesiest dialogue, and the close up of the sharks at times were laughable.........they looked rubberized like a Goodyear tire commercial.

that went way over my head :Oh crap

i'm watching it now, nothing else on, catching the west coast airing of it. 40 minutes in, 2 spring breakers dead. They just get sucked underneath the water and then blood pops up, very scary.

yeah about the only decent part was the body washing up on the beach.

Some of the eye candy in the movie was pretty good.
WG

Ironic it is on in the background

Yeah you are definately right about that, WG. Always nice to see some hot female flesh. The movie was pretty gory for a CBS Sunday Nite Movie, too, don't you think? Times have changed. There wouldn't have been fountains of blood spurting in the water about 10 years ago (rip off of Jaws there, when the little Kitner boy got eaten).

I didn't find it all that gory, the blood looked really fake, it was orange and had lumps in it. Like the scene where there were dozens of sharks eating all the people partying in the water, all that blood was way too fake...
WG

ok this acting is too much, oscars all around!

No actors involved in this attack yesterday, unfortunately it was very real. :(

They have always had problems with sharks over there..scarey shit

What the hell...:1orglaugh

I don't get it.

That's one scary shark. :1orglaugh

lmao, I called one of my friends tonight and she was watching that shit. She tried to get me to turn it on but I refused. She was waaaay into it.

That's scary.

we'll see later today how it did in the ratings

ok people actually watched it last night??
read what it was about
and totally skipped over it

Sounds like I was better off not watching it...

it sucked

that piece of shit tied Desperate Housewives in the ratings, if you can believe it.

Though Desperate Housewives was a repeat

oh ok, don't watch Desperate Housewives so didn't know that.