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DarkJedi 03-20-2005 03:45 PM

Why are Canadiens killing Bald Eagles?
 
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=4510527

Canada is investigating the deaths of 40 bald eagles found slaughtered near Vancouver in two separate incidents. The eagles' talons and primary flight feathers were cut off, indicating the birds were probably victims of poaching. Michele Norris talks with Colin Copland, a conservation officer with the Conservation Officers Service in British Columbia, Canada.

Shaddam IV 03-20-2005 03:47 PM

they are a symbol of rampant american tyranny.
we also club baby seals.
kill them all!

websiex 03-20-2005 03:48 PM

I thought you would be all for this since the eagle is the national bird of the United States, and you yourself being a staunch anti-American.

Paraskass 03-20-2005 03:49 PM

I love bald eagles. They are OUR mascots. Not your mascots. America should not be represented by Bald Eagles...
don't you have many ponies down there?

DarkJedi 03-20-2005 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by websiex
I thought you would be all for this since the eagle is the national bird of the United States, and you yourself being a staunch anti-American.

You thought wrong.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-20-2005 04:34 PM

Don't get mad, get even. Let's go chop down some maple trees!!! (Unless there's a bald eagles nest in them, of course).

Teach the bastards a lesson, I say. A few weeks of flapjacks with no syrup and they'll be building bald eagle sanctuaries all over Canada.

ADG Webmaster

Nysus 03-20-2005 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Don't get mad, get even. Let's go chop down some maple trees!!! (Unless there's a bald eagles nest in them, of course).

Teach the bastards a lesson, I say. A few weeks of flapjacks with no syrup and they'll be building bald eagle sanctuaries all over Canada.

ADG Webmaster

We already chop them down for you and have a 'free trade' taxation of 30% that you all pay, which the World Court already said was illegal and money is owed back to Canadians.. Bush of course announce he was going to spread that 30% among the USA lumber industry... He's doing a great job at making and leading world peace..

Matt

SmokeyTheBear 03-20-2005 04:51 PM

lol isolated incedent and the question of the thread is answered in the quote.

They were poached, most likely by natives or orientals for some potions or some shit.

Fact is america has raped the bald eagles habitat for years.

BRISK 03-20-2005 04:54 PM

Where does it say that Canadians are killing eagles? It doesn't.

Kevsh 03-20-2005 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Don't get mad, get even. Let's go chop down some maple trees!!! (Unless there's a bald eagles nest in them, of course).

Teach the bastards a lesson, I say. A few weeks of flapjacks with no syrup and they'll be building bald eagle sanctuaries all over Canada.

ADG Webmaster

No, if you want to get even with us, kill some beaver.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-20-2005 05:08 PM

Leave It To Beavers
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
No, if you want to get even with us, kill some beaver.

You know some of your fellow Canucks might consider you a traitor for saying that.

Actually, I was having a had time coming up with something to symbolize Canada, hence the maple tree reference, so thanks for the help.

http://www.michael-mitchell.ca/New_Beaver.jpg

Personally, I couldn't kill the cute little rodents. Trees are much easier to sneak up on and chop down.

Maybe we could develop a secret program to train Canadian beavers to chop down all of the maple trees.

ADG Webmaster

JFK 03-20-2005 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
lol isolated incedent and the question of the thread is answered in the quote.

They were poached, most likely by natives or orientals for some potions or some shit.

Fact is america has raped the bald eagles habitat for years.

sounds :pimp like you said , probably the orientals.....needing to get a hard on

Spunky 03-20-2005 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
lol isolated incedent and the question of the thread is answered in the quote.

They were poached, most likely by natives or orientals for some potions or some shit.

Fact is america has raped the bald eagles habitat for years.

Exactly..we are just as appalled by these actions..Hope they catch the bastards that are doing this and give them some jail time

bly 03-20-2005 06:03 PM

burn canada burn

PHPdude 03-20-2005 08:08 PM

those poor eagles

CybermedAndy 03-20-2005 08:49 PM

Because... they're Gay?

sonofsam 03-20-2005 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelDollarsAndy
Because... they're Gay?

I agree... its definitely an isolated Gay-Bashing situation....

RCMP along with the staff from Queer as Folk are working hand and hand at bringing them to justice.

TheLegacy 03-20-2005 08:56 PM

nice of you to assume it was canadians doing this - then again - I bet you didnt know that they are one of canada's birds - they breed up here and only visit the usa during the winter months... if it wasnt for canadians.. your "national" bird would be dead.


http://www.pc.gc.ca/pn-np/ns/cbreton...cul1ciia_E.asp


http://www.hww.ca/hww2.asp?pid=1&id=27&cid=7

ricks 03-20-2005 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
they breed up here and only visit the usa during the winter months... [/url]

not true it breeds throughout the us however, normally a smaller breed


Quote:

Other provinces and territories have fewer breeding Bald Eagles. In the United States, this white-headed bird of prey still nests in more than half of the states.

BV 03-20-2005 10:32 PM

We almost had the Turkey instead of the Bald Eagle if Ben Franklin would have had his way.

Irregardless whomevers mascot the Bald Eagle is, killing a bird of prey for it's feathers and talons is a shitty thing to do.

Morgan 03-20-2005 11:02 PM

good eating....

tastes like a cross between the california condor and a garibaldi.

i love animals, they're delicious!

jamesonxx 03-21-2005 03:03 AM

Oh those poor birds. :(

reynold 03-21-2005 03:05 AM

The Canadians who did that are sick.

BRISK 03-21-2005 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold
The Canadians who did that are sick.

How do you know Canadians did it?

painintheass 03-21-2005 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by websiex
I thought you would be all for this since the eagle is the national bird of the United States, and you yourself being a staunch anti-American.

For once I agree completely!!!
Stop killing the bald eagles..... Kill bald americans instead.


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