Anyone want to be in one of my TV commercials
 

It'd only be for a few seconds and only shown in Hawaii, but still, everyone loves being on TV.

hell ya.

My model fee is $10k + $300/hr for every hour after 4 hours.

:1orglaugh

if you dont like that, you dont even want to hear my rates :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ask Paris for her rates.

You'll soon learn I am a cheap hoe on the LA block.

Hey, but I am interested.

Fill us in. What are you promoting and via what channels? I wanna know details so I can do TV ads too! :)

Sure, I can help you, I get $500/hour for advertising consulting. :)

Uh, I am not going to make commercials for the Super Bowl. It's only going to be me fucking around on TV in Hawaii.

Plus I hate Paris Hilton, I'd rather have Foghat in my commercial, they're cool.

That can be subtracted from my fees.