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rml1608 03-19-2005 05:32 PM

Resume Included in Post - Looking for Affiliate Manager Position
 
Hello everyone :

I am currently looking for an affiliate manager position with a company that feels they have the need to fill such a position or their current affiliate manager/managers are bogged down and you need a 2nd person added to your program. Please read my resume (link is posted below) and contact me by the e-mail in the resume if you are interested.

http://www.swingershangout.com/resume.doc

Regards,
Ryan Lanane

directfiesta 03-19-2005 05:37 PM

Hummm...

Have to save the attachement, scan for virus, the open ....

Should post the resume staight up, no ice .

psyko514 03-19-2005 05:37 PM

You're hired. You start today.

rml1608 03-19-2005 05:40 PM

There is no virus I assure you but please feel free to scan it - Norton Anti-Virus should clear it up for you and make sure when you download it you aren't getting any viruses. You can always save to disk, scan, then view it.

The reason I posted a link is I felt it would be inappropriate to post a resume that was over 2 pages in length on a message board, kind of tacky actually.

Regards,
Ryan Lanane

psyko514 03-19-2005 05:42 PM

Posting it as an HTML document would be convenient, not to mention fitting.

But you're hired anyways. Get to work.

directfiesta 03-19-2005 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psyko514
Posting it as an HTML document would be convenient, not to mention fitting.

But you're hired anyways. Get to work.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

rml1608 03-19-2005 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psyko514
You're hired. You start today.

Since we didn't discuss salary I will assume you are paying me $250K a year. Let me know where you need me to start and give me access to the back end of your click through program :pimp

Alex 03-19-2005 06:17 PM

Thats a resume?

rml1608 03-19-2005 06:39 PM

I am aware it isn't the prettiest resume around, however I feel if someone is interested in bringing me aboard given my past experience they would not regret it by any means.

If noone bites I will have it rewritten professionaly by one of the resume services on-line. I don't know how to make tables, etc in a word document or bullets - Most of my past experience in such areas has been with Excel Spreadsheets to go over numbers.

shermo 03-19-2005 06:45 PM

No offense man, but that is more of an essay than it is a resume. Best of luck to you. :)

Kevsh 03-19-2005 06:52 PM

I know you're not asking for advice .. but this GFY after all, so I'll pitch in that you should do a point-form summary of your accomplishments, like so:
  • Increased XXXSuperCash's monthly affiliate-based revenue from $5k to $7.5K/month
  • Added 3 new programs that boosted overall revenue from $22k to $28k/month

etc etc.

rml1608 03-19-2005 07:28 PM

Thanks guys
 
Redone, http://www.swingershangout.com/resume.htm

Never have been that great with resumes but I can tell this looks much better... Feel free to post any advice if you can think of things to make it appear more visually enticing.

SureFire 03-19-2005 07:36 PM

Good luck.

a lot is two words! :upsidedow

Aric 03-19-2005 07:38 PM

Email it to aric at pimproll dot com

Too lazy to ready right now :)

rml1608 03-19-2005 07:42 PM

Will do Aric, thanks :)

Chio The Pirate 03-19-2005 07:48 PM

YARGH! Can ye swab a deck? Wax me pegleg? Stroke me moby bone? I might have something for you. I'll be makin' Theo eat me sword soon. SO... we'll have an openin' on the good ship Chio.

Here's me first mate Theo, he'll be dead soon:

http://www.xsitespinner.com/theo.jpg


YARGH! This be my really drawn out way of sayin' Bump for you.

AaronM 03-19-2005 07:49 PM

This guy wants to be an affiliate manager yet he did not even know how to market HIMSELF on an adult webmaster board.

Ryan, I don't think I know you but I am not too impressed with what you have shown us here today. I think you would have been better off simply posting your qualifications because that resume is seriously lacking.

It's times like these that make people wish they could simply back up and start over.

Yes, I am in need of an affiliate manager. That is why I read your thread. No offense meant but if you can not adequately market yourself then how can I expect you to market any of my products and services?

Best of luck to you.

psyko514 03-19-2005 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
This guy wants to be an affiliate manager yet he did not even know how to market HIMSELF on an adult webmaster board.

Ryan, I don't think I know you but I am not too impressed with what you have shown us here today. I think you would have been better off simply posting your qualifications because that resume is seriously lacking.

It's times like these that make people wish they could simply back up and start over.

Yes, I am in need of an affiliate manager. That is why I read your thread. No offense meant but if you can not adequately market yourself then how can I expect you to market any of my products and services?

Best of luck to you.

I'll be your affiliate manager :upsidedow

AaronM 03-19-2005 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psyko514
I'll be your affiliate manager :upsidedow


No...You won't. :glugglug

Jace 03-19-2005 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
This guy wants to be an affiliate manager yet he did not even know how to market HIMSELF on an adult webmaster board.

Ryan, I don't think I know you but I am not too impressed with what you have shown us here today. I think you would have been better off simply posting your qualifications because that resume is seriously lacking.

It's times like these that make people wish they could simply back up and start over.

Yes, I am in need of an affiliate manager. That is why I read your thread. No offense meant but if you can not adequately market yourself then how can I expect you to market any of my products and services?

Best of luck to you.

aaron, can I be your cheese and crackers manager?

AaronM 03-19-2005 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
aaron, can I be your cheese and crackers manager?


That depends...What's your favorite kind of cheese?

rml1608 03-19-2005 08:59 PM

Aaron, it has been revamped again, LOL

To be honest Aaron, I was at first under the impression that someone I had done business with in the last 9 years would of wanted to bring me aboard. I see now that none of these people have positions and I am most likely going to be dealing with a company I have few/no dealings with. Therefore since they know little about me they are obviously going to want more information, which I have now put into a little more detail on my resume.


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