Dump ass Requests
 

ok - I'm probally not the person to be posting on this topic, (since I'm a bit of an asshole) but that said here's some examples of recent things I deal with.

#1 "I was referred to you for a link trade by a very respected webmaster."

idiot doesn't bother to mention who this respected webmaster is.....

#2 "I read your link trade rules and that's not how things work"

This is one of my favorites - I get at least one of these a week. Zero chance of a link trade there.........


#3 "Post my galleries - they are on a very reliable free host!"

Grow up and pay your own bandwidth bill.


#4 "Those stories are all written by the same person"

No shit sherlock?


#5 "I want to get a job as a model for you."

YES - I hire dozens of guys every week and pay them to fuck hot babes. duuuuuu
ok - it's cool to get the odd girl requesting this that actually sends in her photos though, but it's one girl for every 80 guys.


#6 I just started a website and I would like it if you could send it some traffic, I can't send any back yet but I won't forget you.

Yes - I send traffic to everyone who asks. FUCK OFF - traffic is money. why not just ask for a big bag of $100 bills.....


#7 "I can't afford to pre-pay any ads, but if you join our affiliate program you'll make piles of money and we'll even show you how to do it."

If it did make money they would pre-pay - most REALIABLE and HONEST sponsers do, and there are piles of them out there.
Yeah, like I'm gona risk a 5 figgure bandwidth bill on someone who thinks they are superior to me just cause they have a paysite. Obviously I have sponsers who are paying me since I'm able to afford my bandwidth bill.

#8 My all time favorite. "You have to start sending me traffic first becasue this is how my script works"

Flames come out of my nostrals when someone asks me for a traffic trade and then says this.


#9 "Can I use your images on my sites and not your html pages."

Yes - I paid out 10's of 1000's of dollars just so everyone out there could use my images without my ads. NOT


I could go on all night.

I'm sick of everyone requesting ICQ authorization without identifying themselves.
Everywhere my # is listed it says next to it to tell me who you are and what site(s) you run. That's a very simple request so I at least know you're an adult webmaster but I still get ...

"Please authorize me and add me to your list"


Also, the surfers requests for more pics of the model in the pink pants... or the babe getting fucked doggy style.
That's not too vague is it http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif


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well said sleazy, traffic is money, why should i send you traffic (money) for you to -think- about starting a trade? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

What about the request to pay you upfront for a text link as well as placing a reciprocal back to you on my site.

You didn't go for that and didn't give me any reasons either you Sleazy Fuck.

My guess would be you sent an email where you talked out of your ass and tried to get something more than Sleazy was willing to offer so he blew your ass off.

One thing I've gotten real good at over the years is seeing thru the bullshit and knowing the difference between someone just talking shit and someone who could be a good person to know and work with.

I remember a Looong time ago, one of my first emails was to adult buffet asking to do a link trade (before it was all scripts) and told him I could probably send 50 to 100 hits a day. Oddly enough he never replied http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

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Make $$$ the Diabolical Way

money isn't everything for sites concerned about long-term stability. I'd rather make less and keep my site active and surfer friendly for a longer period of time. I love my work and have a little respect for the surfers who visit my site.

Most people won't believe this, but sleazydream was created cause it was the kind of free adult site I wanted to see on the internet. The fact that it's profitable and became my full time job was secondary. Many of the highest traffic free sites started like this too. There are still certain things I won't do - no matter how much someone pays me. (ok, that's a lie - I will admit that I can be bought, but the money I want to compromise my principles probally won't ever happen as it would be enough to allow me to retire immediatly)

Don't worry there just spam icq bots,,,



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Playa
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there's so many, i have a email folder called 'idiot box'. look it thru once in a while when i need a laugh. here's the first one i clicked on:

I get this shit everyday! Sometimes I just send them a link to my Penis enlargement program and usually don't hear from them again until the next day! Asses!