Oh this is fucking priceless
 

It's probably been posted before, but big deal... it's worth another look.

From the state where drinking and driving is considered a sport,
comes a true story from Houston, Texas.

Recently, a routine police patrol was parked outside a local neighborhood
bar.
Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer
quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
vehicles, the man managed to find his own car, which he fell into.
He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar
and drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it
was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn,
and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then
remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their
vehicles.
At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down
the street.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over
and carried out a Breathalyzer test .
To his amazement, the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
Police Station. This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken." ...... "I
doubt it," said the man, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

:1orglaugh That is priceless

hahahahahaha the designated decoy

I thought all people in those regions were like STUPID , guess not ;)

hahaha. so much for the Breathanalyzer test

hahahaha

Good one - Dangerous but funny!

haha good chuckle outta that one

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That was funny :1orglaugh

It's probably been discredited and proved as an urban legend on snopes.com, but whatever.

To whomever wrote it, it's priceless.



*Note -- only dipshits drive drunk. Don't be a dipshit, don't drink and drive.

Hahhaha, priceless

I didn't think they gave roadside breathalizers in the US.

ROFL, this must be a joke :1orglaugh

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funny, but D&D is not funny :(

LOL !!!! :1orglaugh

hahahaha

Indeed. But seeing how it's fiction, it's ok to laugh. :winkwink:

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lol :1orglaugh

absolutley :upsidedow

heh heh :thumbsup

that is fucking great!

that's 2 funny

:1orglaugh LOL

funny shit

haha thats just great!

haha, heard it many times before but it's still priceless.

I agree, drinking and driving is for complete fuckups, but that story is classic.

Good one!

First I ever heard this, so I can't say exactly. I've never heard of them not doing it, but that doesn't mean anything.

Maybe one of my American friends can comment on this.

I think the humor in stories like this are always mostly about how the cops get made fools of.

That's why movies like Smokey & the Bandit were so popular. :pimp

hahaha that is hilarious, nice find man :)

the "road-side" breathalizer is the cops second best friend, next to their new tazer guns. They use them on everyone rather than take the time to cart a sober person all the way downtown. I have done a few, always fun to smile after passing them.

nice one :1orglaugh

Hah, word ;)