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Juicy D. Links 03-17-2005 05:51 PM

I am getting a Vasectomy.
 
:pimp Scheduled it for Mid April.

:pimp

MattO 03-17-2005 05:52 PM

Are you freezing up some DNA to help repopulate America after the Apocalypse?

The Adult Broker 03-17-2005 05:53 PM

well there goes my dream of having a Juicy Jr. ;)

Dazza 03-17-2005 05:53 PM

oh no you don't. give me some of your sperm first... I aint letting the most perfect specimen in the world go to waste

crockett 03-17-2005 05:54 PM

So that means no little Juiclets will be runing around on the forum in 5 years?

Juicy D. Links 03-17-2005 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO
Are you freezing up some DNA to help repopulate America after the Apocalypse?

Yes I am keeping some sperm in the fridge for the future.

Local place that keeps it and stuff.

Juicy D. Links 03-17-2005 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett
So that means no little Juiclets will be runing around on the forum in 5 years?

nah keeping some swimmers on freeze mode

GiantGnome 03-17-2005 05:55 PM

this is bull shit right?

Illicit 03-17-2005 05:56 PM

Is the procedure reversable just incase the freezer malfunctions ?

Mike Okitch 03-17-2005 05:57 PM

I didn't know you where allowed to do that. I remember not long ago being told of some criterias like being over 35, already have had kids, yadayadayada. Are those rules now gone or was that doc feeding me a load of shit?

cool1 03-17-2005 05:58 PM

Right on Juicy
I am going to snipped 2nd week in April.
After 3 marriages and 5 kids, I have had enough.
Good luck with it.

Juicy D. Links 03-17-2005 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
I didn't know you where allowed to do that. I remember not long ago being told of some criterias like being over 35, already have had kids, yadayadayada. Are those rules now gone or was that doc feeding me a load of shit?

Doc was feeding you load of shit.

Juicy D. Links 03-17-2005 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool1
Right on Juicy
I am going to snipped 2nd week in April.
After 3 marriages and 5 kids, I have had enough.
Good luck with it.

you keeping any swimmers frozen just in case?

Juicy D. Links 03-17-2005 05:59 PM

I wonder if I can stream the operation to a site for GFY to watch...hmmmm

GiantGnome 03-17-2005 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I wonder if I can stream the operation to a site for GFY to watch...hmmmm

as sick as that sounds im sure there would be hundreds watching it

Mike Okitch 03-17-2005 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
I wonder if I can stream the operation to a site for GFY to watch...hmmmm

There's a pay per view event!

Juicy D. Links 03-17-2005 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome
as sick as that sounds im sure there would be hundreds watching it

hehe i know

OG LennyT 03-17-2005 06:16 PM

I got snipped last Fall... they tell you to stay off your feet for 2-3 days, but I'm telling you plan for a week until you feel back to normal. After the week everythings back to normal and commence shooting blanks.

Lee 03-17-2005 06:18 PM

Theres nothing to it really. I was shit scared before mine but it was such a simple procedure.

pornguy 03-17-2005 06:19 PM

The good thing is, that it can be reversed. So keep that in mind. Our baby is due to be born in June, so I will probably be on the cutting block in July, myself.

James White 03-17-2005 06:21 PM

No little juicy jr's with post bots in the future on GFY? Thats a big dissapointment. Hehe.

sickkittens 03-17-2005 06:22 PM

Too many Juicy Juniors running around?

nojob 03-17-2005 06:23 PM

damn , good luck. I wouldn't do that.

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NoCarrier 03-17-2005 06:34 PM

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Stacey_JoinRightNow 03-17-2005 06:35 PM

what are the advantages & disadvantages of getting a vasectomy???

warlock5 03-17-2005 06:45 PM

Advantages: no kids
Disadvantages: no kids

MrIzzz 03-17-2005 06:51 PM

faaaaggggggggggggg

MaDalton 03-17-2005 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee
Theres nothing to it really. I was shit scared before mine but it was such a simple procedure.

i just confused you with european lee and was like "why????" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CC 03-17-2005 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
The good thing is, that it can be reversed. So keep that in mind. Our baby is due to be born in June, so I will probably be on the cutting block in July, myself.

Just FYI, it's not always reversable. My uncle tried to have it reversed and they were unable to do so.

WebTitan 03-17-2005 08:32 PM

i had mine done about 8 years ago and have not been happier! nothing like guilt/worry free sex!

LittleMack 03-17-2005 08:56 PM

Snip Snip Pic 1
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Snip Snip Pic 8

Good Luck!!!!

Had it done 2 years ago(no the pics ain't of my ass) and it was no big deal.

digifan 03-17-2005 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warlock5
Advantages: no kids
Disadvantages: no kids

Bingo :1orglaugh :helpme

xfalmp 03-17-2005 09:07 PM

Hey Juicy, how the Colonblow went for you?

austinth 03-17-2005 09:23 PM

you should get the enlargement surgery done at the same time. Seeing as how you already have a FastSize Extender you'll be able to get even BIGGER after surgery!

WebTitan 03-17-2005 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleMack
Snip Snip Pic 1
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Good Luck!!!!

Had it done 2 years ago(no the pics ain't of my ass) and it was no big deal.

makes by balls throb thinking about it...

Joesho 03-17-2005 09:29 PM

judging by the size your little pee pee that shouldn't take long LOL

did they give you 50% off of the retail price :1orglaugh

flashfire 03-17-2005 09:34 PM

hope the doctor has a steady hand

Icon 03-17-2005 10:38 PM

Thank fucking god

Babagirls 03-17-2005 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleMack
[URL=http://www.my-vasectomy.com/09-finish.htm
Snip Snip Pic 8[/URL]

Good Luck!!!!

"After the surgeon has pushed the second tube back into your scrotum, it's time to finish off."

:eek7 :Oh crap

cool1 03-17-2005 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
you keeping any swimmers frozen just in case?

No.
I did think about it though, and decided I really do not want any more kids ever.

LittleMack 03-17-2005 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
"After the surgeon has pushed the second tube back into your scrotum, it's time to finish off."

:eek7 :Oh crap

It really was not bad, I would rather have that than a dentist scrapeing my teeth.

bluff 03-18-2005 12:27 AM

Dude are you serious? I think that is a stupid decision in all regards, really.

wargames 03-18-2005 01:14 AM

Will that lessen your sex drive?

MarkTiarra 03-18-2005 01:28 AM

So much for knocking me up.

OG LennyT 03-18-2005 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wargames
Will that lessen your sex drive?

No, it didnt for me and it didnt decrease my load size either :thumbsup


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