Steroid Allstars to testify
 

I see the Allstar Steroid Team of baseball is going to testify today.

Batter up!

By Allstar Steroid Team, you mean EVERY SINGLE player, right?

LOL, I guess Barry Bonds didn't make the final cut.......

I also see Frank Thomas from the White Sox is being
forced to testify by video link-up because of an ankle injury....

But Sammy Sosa (ex cubbie) will be there.

2 representing Chi-town...not too shabby!
I think thats better than we did in the "real" allstar game!

i can't wait. should be some good TV

"We don't juice, sir."

"Yes you do."

"No we don't fuckstick, come down here and I'll kick your fucking ass, Senator Shitwad, you wanna start something?"

Thank God Congress is protecting us from steroid using baseball players. The homeland is much more secure tonight:glugglug

Our tax dollars hard at work :thumbsup