My wife just got home from work and I asked her for SEX
 

She said "No, I'm tired and have a head ache"

I then asked her "Does your mouth still work?"

Needless to say I'm sleeping in the basement tonight, so I'll just have sex with myself. :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

Hahahahaha, just have a quiet evening with Palmela Handerson!

Sex has been proven scientifically to rid headaches.

That sucks cocks in hell.

damn not good :(

when your wife doesnt put out go fuck your girlfriend that way everyone is happy

hahaha
nice comeback

Yes, I heard that too.

your wife sounds mean

it was not the wisest thing to say :)

:( :1orglaugh

whos that?

Your wife works? Noob!

Bet you won't do that again.

Should have asked to rub her back. Always take the indirect approach

ha ha great
:thumbsup

Remember, http://teentopanga.8teen.in is always horney, never has a headache and wouldn't ever let you sleep in the basement without her.

r u sure she have 18?

sounds like normal married life...

haha what did you expect

see if i get married and my wife tries pulling that shit, she can take a hike seriously..thats why i wont get married..u get married and sex stops

lol. Have a good night!! :yinyang

Your wife walks in the door from work and the first thing you ask her is for sex?? Well, you deserved to get a no for that approach!! Let her wind down, get her relaxed, have some wine, give her a little massage and then see where that leads. If after all that you still don't get sex, maybe she really is tired. If that happens on a regular basis, then there is a problem.

Thats what a mistress is for. I wouldn't marry in the first place though..just my 2 cents.

Here's what you do tomorrow night.

Wait until she's sleeping with her mouth open....and throw two aspirin in her mouth.
She'll wake up choking and spitting and say "what the fuck are you doing!?!?!?!"
You say "giving you some aspirin"
She'll say "you idiot, I don't have a headache"
You say "good, wanna fuck?"

:thumbsup :1orglaugh nice going

Actually, putting aspirin in her mouth like that and letting it sit on the skin will give her an aspirin burn. And that hurts like hell. So he wont get sex after that for sure!

This link is for you

And so what if an aspirin burn hurts like hell....so do blue balls

My EX-wife used to turn me down all the time (thats why ex)

dont they know the only reason they are with you is for sex ?

haha, thats classic

LOL nice approach

:1orglaugh

It's always worth a try. 'A' for effort!

FYI I know what humor is, but you weren't funny. I don't care what he or any other dude does here to get sex from his wife, I was only giving the most appropriate advice here for the guy unlike the rest of you giving dumbass suggestions.

Ha...women tend to get offended when you say that... :1orglaugh

lol that's funny.
did she seriously confine you to the basement tonight?
i never understood that. if i told tony to sleep on the couch or something he tell me to go fuck myself. lol

i hope you gave her a good beating.

Haha! Glad I'm not married. I can just cheat on my gf and she never finds out.

w000t w00000000t

good on you :thumbsup

you should have gotten a blowjob man :(

Just as easily, she could cheat on you.. :thumbsup :winkwink:

try sneaking on her bed she might change her mind....

:1orglaugh

No offense dude, but you suck. Get an approach, and you might score.

your pissed at me and dont want to be near me.you go sleep on the couch. lol

That was a funny one. I never heard Pamela Handerson before. :1orglaugh

your mistake was not to ask her if she wanted to go out to a nice restaurant. If she really had a headache, you'd say no. Otherwise, you'd get her showered and smelling nice, and then you get a quicky before heading for the restaurant.

ya, the first thing ladies like to hear (from their porn webmaster husbands) is "do you wanna have sex" as shes walkin in the door from her job LOL