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ADL Colin 03-14-2005 04:23 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Material at Pentagon Mail Facility Tests Positive for Anthrax
 
BREAKING NEWS: Material at Pentagon Mail Facility Tests Positive for Anthrax

PenisFace 03-14-2005 04:23 PM

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ElvisManson 03-14-2005 04:25 PM

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dropped9 03-14-2005 04:26 PM

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brand0n 03-14-2005 04:26 PM

fuck, not good

FunForOne 03-14-2005 04:27 PM

what channel?

V_RocKs 03-14-2005 04:28 PM

I love a little anthrax in the morning.

NoCarrier 03-14-2005 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
BREAKING NEWS: Material at Pentagon Mail Facility Tests Positive for Anthrax

Bah. Anthrax isn't scary anymore. In fact, it was never really scary at all. Media hype.

Furious_Male 03-14-2005 04:31 PM

I dont see this story on the big networks yet.

ADL Colin 03-14-2005 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male
I dont see this story on the big networks yet.

I guess that means FOX has the scoop ...
http://www.foxnews.com/

ADL Colin 03-14-2005 04:32 PM

WASHINGTON ? A hazardous material found at the Pentagon's mail facility has tested positive for anthrax (search), U.S. defense officials told FOX News late Monday.

An alarm triggered by sensors detected the presence of a chemical or biological agent at the mail delivery building around 10:30 a.m. EST, a spokesman told reporters in the morning. Officials shut down the facility, which is in a separate structure on the northwest side of the Pentagon (search) grounds. It is to remain closed for at least another day.

About 175 people who work in the Pentagon's mail facility are being offered the option of antibiotics but defense officials said that by late afternoon, no one had experienced any signs or symptoms of exposure.

While subsequent tests on the substance proved negative, the appearance of the agent is now the target of a criminal investigation by the FBI (search), Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (search) and local law enforcement. The substance will be further tested at a facility at Ft. Meade, Md. (search)

The Defense Department's mail facility is adjacent to the Pentagon itself, located near the heliport in a separate building. The Pentagon itself was functioning as normal.

This is not the first time anthrax has appeared in a government building. In October 2001, anthrax was sent to the office of then-Sen. Tom Daschle of South Dakota and Sen. Patrick Leahy of Vermont. A Senate building was closed for three months. Anthrax sent at the same time through five U.S. post offices ended up forcing them to shut down. Five people, including two postal workers, died and 17 others were sickened.

The Postal Service has since installed anthrax detection equipment in mail-handling facilities across the country in hopes of detecting any future attack early and preventing spread of the disease.

Former government bioterror expert Stephen Hatfill (search) was surveilled for months following the attacks and described by the Justice Department as a "person of interest." He sued former Attorney General John Ashcroft and other government officials for unspecified monetary damages, saying his reputation was ruined.

No one has ever been charged with the crimes.

NoCarrier 03-14-2005 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male
I dont see this story on the big networks yet.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,150423,00.html

"About 175 people who work in the Pentagon's mail facility are being offered the option of antibiotics but defense officials said that by late afternoon, no one had experienced any signs or symptoms of exposure.

While subsequent tests on the substance proved negative, the appearance of the agent is now the target of a criminal investigation by the FBI "

ADL Colin 03-14-2005 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,150423,00.html

"About 175 people who work in the Pentagon's mail facility are being offered the option of antibiotics but defense officials said that by late afternoon, no one had experienced any signs or symptoms of exposure.

While subsequent tests on the substance proved negative, the appearance of the agent is now the target of a criminal investigation by the FBI "

.. Cocaine

ElvisManson 03-14-2005 04:35 PM

"An alarm triggered by sensors detected the presence of a chemical or biological agent at the mail delivery building around 10:30 a.m. EST, a spokesman told reporters in the morning. Officials shut down the facility, which is in a separate structure on the northwest side of the Pentagon (search) grounds. It is to remain closed for at least another day."

The Alarm detected the presence of the substance?

NoCarrier 03-14-2005 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
.. Cocaine

No thanks, I don't do drugs.

Furious_Male 03-14-2005 04:36 PM

Thanks.. First time I have ever been to the Fox news site

dready 03-14-2005 04:36 PM

Nice, I wonder when the gov't planted it there?

LeeNoga 03-14-2005 04:37 PM

I was more disturbed with the American Idol news on the fox website. :1orglaugh

ADL Colin 03-14-2005 04:38 PM

Let's Start Bombing Iran!

shermo 03-14-2005 04:39 PM

Who gets the blame for this, Dubya?

ADL Colin 03-14-2005 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack
Who gets the blame for this, Dubya?

Yeah, it's actually a fake news story put out by the dubyament (Tm).

NoCarrier 03-14-2005 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
Let's Start Bombing Iran!

Nahh.. Kim Jong Il needs his ass kicked 1st. He's like a very small Hitler. It could be fun.

http://www.pritchettcartoons.com/cartoons/nukes.jpg

ADL Colin 03-14-2005 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
Nahh.. Kim Jong Il needs his ass kicked 1st. He's like a very small Hitler. It could be fun.

http://www.pritchettcartoons.com/cartoons/nukes.jpg

They don't have color yet in North Korea ...

http://www.linkification.com/linked/korea.gif

candyflip 03-14-2005 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElvisManson
"An alarm triggered by sensors detected the presence of a chemical or biological agent at the mail delivery building around 10:30 a.m. EST, a spokesman told reporters in the morning. Officials shut down the facility, which is in a separate structure on the northwest side of the Pentagon (search) grounds. It is to remain closed for at least another day."

The Alarm detected the presence of the substance?

I have a friend who sorts mail for the USPS. They have some sort of enviornmental scanning system that checks the facility 4 times hourly for this sort of shit.

NoCarrier 03-14-2005 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
They don't have color yet in North Korea ...

http://www.linkification.com/linked/korea.gif

Of course they do, they watch military parades on TV 24 hours a day. It's quite amazing. I'd visit North Korea just to watch TV.

Worldnet 03-14-2005 04:48 PM

http://www.defenselink.mil/

ElvisManson 03-14-2005 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip
I have a friend who sorts mail for the USPS. They have some sort of enviornmental scanning system that checks the facility 4 times hourly for this sort of shit.

I was actually poking fun at the grammar. I assumed it was the sensor that detected the substance and then triggered the alarm.

ADL Colin 03-14-2005 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElvisManson
I was actually poking fun at the grammar. I assumed it was the sensor that detected the substance and then triggered the alarm.

The other way would be, well, alarming.

boner 2.0 03-14-2005 04:54 PM

Anthrax attacks was hoax :2 cents:

NoCarrier 03-14-2005 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boner 2.0
Anthrax attacks was hoax :2 cents:

"were hoaxes"

ElvisManson 03-14-2005 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
The other way would be, well, alarming.


I love Fox news for this stuff.

http://brassknuckletherapymusic.com/foxredundancy.jpg

Damian_Maxcash 03-14-2005 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Almighty Colin
.. Cocaine

Someone intercepted Condaleeza's stash.......

ADL Colin 03-14-2005 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
Someone intercepted Condaleeza's stash.......

I admit it. It was mine. She and I were partying over the weekend in Cancun.


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