One of my "friends" thinks I am dead
 

Long story short, she thinks I am dead, and I haven't been answering her calls. I haven't decided if I want to talk to her again, but shes starting to have other people call me, and I think its only a matter of time before the police show up to see if I really am dead. How long should I let this play out?

you can always get in the tub with the toaster and i

How about if I lock myself in your garage with my car running instead?

hahaha she's such a loser for not double checking your whereabouts with other your friends

excellent deal

we can now start a creepy cult

I haven't been answering my phone since Wednesday.

If its going to be a cult, we need to think of something to wear. I vote we wear Zoot Suits.

taste good :2 cents:

It's not pretty when people get killed by boats.