Funny Joke .. post one if you got one
 

a plane was in flight when the captains voice was heard over the loud speaker saying" we taken on to much weight and we will have to let go some of the luggage out of the back of the plane, over"


a few moments go by and a few passengers i heard saying that they see their bags flying'''


Five mins go bye when the voice is heard on the loudspeaker again "awww folks I regret to till you that we still have a weight problem and now we are gonna have to ... let some of the passengers go."


you hear gasp and screams and cry's in the crowd.. then the voice comes back... " to be fair about this folks we are gonna start alphabeticliay ... would all the Afro-American please stand in the back on the plane"

no one moves

"OK would then all the Black People please go the back of the plane"

again no one moves

"fine then would all the Colored people go to the back of the plane"

Nothing!

then a little girl says to her mother" Momma i dought u say we wuz Colored .."

No honey "the mom says ." Today we are hahahahahahas And we go after the Fucking Mexican...

Hahaha, nice one.

You suck at life.

why becuase i'm bringing a little laughter in your sad sad life

Weird, I know the joke the other way round were the pilots asks all ethnic people to go to the back, when no-one does he says its gonna be alphabetical... So would all Asians, blacks, coons and darkies go to the back of the plane.

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The Poker Player
 

Not sure if this is an old one, I heard it the other day for the first time!

Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!

Shocked by this, John, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.

Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did.

She said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500."

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"

With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why, yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

THAT, my friends, is a poker player!

Sara:party-smi

q; what sexual position produces the ugliest babies?

a: ask your mom

that poker joke is good :)

i agree i like that poker joke

Good poker joker :)

good one :)

Mermaids
 

YARGH!

Pirate mode dis-engaged

A man walks into a bar, and sits down for a drink.
While looking around he notices a man at the end of the bar with a very small head (the size of an orange). A little shocked at how someone's head could be so small, he gets up some courage to go and ask him about it.

Excuse me, I couldn't help notice your head is very small.

The guy laughs it off, and proceeds to tell the man what happened.

When I was a young sailor I was shipwrecked on an island. After many weeks alone, I gave up the thought that I would ever be found. One day while walking the beach, I heard some crying behind a rock. I was so excited that someone else was here, I went to check it out.

Behind the rock I saw the most beautiful mermaid stranded on the beach. She told me if I brought her back to the water, she could grant me 3 wishes.

I picked her up, and brought her back to the sea.

She asked what were my three wishes?

First I said, I'd like to get off this Island, and back home.

When my body is fully underwater, your wish will be granted, she said.

Second, I'd like to be the richest man in the World.

Again she said, when my body is fully in the water your wish will be granted.

Third, hmm this is a tough one. I have been on this Island without a women for a long time. I would like to have sex with you.

As you can see, I am not made for that. She said.

OK how about a little head.

Pirate mode re-enabled.
YARGH! Where's me boner?! Walk me plank. Man me harpoonies! AHOY!

lol good head joke... it always good to start off the day with alittle head..

I like these jokes lol :1orglaugh

I went to the psychiatrist the other day wearing a saran wrap outfit. The doc took one look at me and said, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts".


BaDUM chaaaaaa :winkwink:

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them damn pills!


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a woman goes to the doctor and complians that her and her husband never have sex anymore. the dotor then gives her a large jar of pills and instructs her to give him a few in his drink at night. so the woman goes home and that night she puts one in his coffee. they start to make out real hot and heavy. she decides that it aint enough so tha next night she put two in and they really get it on but she still isnt satisfied. so on the third night, she dumps the entire jar in his 32 ounce beer. well...
a week later, the doctor calls and the womans son picks up the phone
"So how is your mom doing?"he asks.
"well, mom's dead, sis is pregnant, my asshole hurts, and dad is out naked on the lawn screaming 'HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!'

bump..........

how does a fag have a wank?

he shits in his hand first

q: what do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?





a: Their last hit was The Wall

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ouch. That was cruel.

I'm still waiting for the laughter from it. :winkwink:

lol :1orglaugh

come on no one is really racist anymore what maybe 5 percent in the world.....

ha ha funny one :D

:1orglaugh

"what do you call ducks in a box?"

answer:

"a bunch of quackers"

:1orglaugh

"Why does Michael Jackson Like 28 years olds?"



























Because theres 20 of em'

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?









Because they're ugly and they smell bad.