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"I'm not fat! I'm just big boned!"
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Bouncy bones :thumbsup
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I am sure you are fat man :pimp - sorry man - face the truth
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fat people rulez!
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wnated to buy this t-shirt the other day: "fat girls suck"
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where are pics ?
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LOL yeah heared it 2839787 times / day
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I am 385 pounds of "big bones"
I was 430 pounds of "bigger bones" |
i'm fat but I have been responsible for some big boners
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you lost alot of bonage there ! :thumbsup |
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I must find some user-friendly info on this |
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430 pounds = 195.044719 kilograms 385 pounds = 174.633062 kilograms |
I'm in shape...
...round is a shape |
I'm fat, but I've never been boned. :)
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I really can use that excuse. Before i had surgery on my wrist, i obviously had to get some x-rays done. When i showed 'em to my doctor, he literally said "Woah, your bones are huge"
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I've heard that several times. Usually from girls who are talking about their freinds. Ya never get the truth.
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Go Sarah Go Sarah :thumbsup |
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it :)
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One sentence, two lies. You are fat, you aren't big boned. Why not go with lying at the begining and coming back down to earth at the end? Something like "I'm not fat I just love cookies and cheeseburgers.".
How come you NEVER hear any archeologists saying they've just found some giant bones? "We were baffled to find bones of man who must have been some 400 pounds. The femur on this man is huge!" |
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