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DarkJedi 03-13-2005 12:49 PM

"I'm not fat! I'm just big boned!"
 
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Yeah right bitch.

mardigras 03-13-2005 12:50 PM

Bouncy bones :thumbsup

Nydahl 03-13-2005 12:51 PM

I am sure you are fat man :pimp - sorry man - face the truth

iggysick 03-13-2005 12:51 PM

fat people rulez!

DarkJedi 03-13-2005 12:53 PM

wnated to buy this t-shirt the other day: "fat girls suck"

haha

spideriux 03-13-2005 03:16 PM

where are pics ?

adonthenet 03-13-2005 03:18 PM

LOL yeah heared it 2839787 times / day

sumphatpimp 03-13-2005 03:18 PM

I am 385 pounds of "big bones"
I was 430 pounds of "bigger bones"

Sarah_Jayne 03-13-2005 03:28 PM

i'm fat but I have been responsible for some big boners

Illicit 03-13-2005 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp
I am 385 pounds of "big bones"
I was 430 pounds of "bigger bones"


you lost alot of bonage there ! :thumbsup

Manowar 03-13-2005 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp
I am 385 pounds of "big bones"
I was 430 pounds of "bigger bones"

Good work man

Nydahl 03-13-2005 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
Good work man

how much is that in Kg
I must find some user-friendly info on this

Manowar 03-13-2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nydahl
how much is that in Kg
I must find some user-friendly info on this


430 pounds = 195.044719 kilograms

385 pounds = 174.633062 kilograms

B40 03-13-2005 03:39 PM

I'm in shape...











...round is a shape

Dagwolf 03-13-2005 03:39 PM

I'm fat, but I've never been boned. :)

chodadog 03-13-2005 03:43 PM

I really can use that excuse. Before i had surgery on my wrist, i obviously had to get some x-rays done. When i showed 'em to my doctor, he literally said "Woah, your bones are huge"

I felt a little uncomfortable until he was sure he was talking about my wrist.

Pornwolf 03-13-2005 03:47 PM

I've heard that several times. Usually from girls who are talking about their freinds. Ya never get the truth.

mardigras 03-13-2005 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
i'm fat but I have been responsible for some big boners

Go Sarah
Go Sarah
Go Sarah :thumbsup

Peaches 03-13-2005 04:39 PM

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it :)

Illicit 03-13-2005 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B40
I'm in shape...




round is a shape

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Good One ! Might have to use that someday

WarChild 03-13-2005 04:44 PM

One sentence, two lies. You are fat, you aren't big boned. Why not go with lying at the begining and coming back down to earth at the end? Something like "I'm not fat I just love cookies and cheeseburgers.".

How come you NEVER hear any archeologists saying they've just found some giant bones?
"We were baffled to find bones of man who must have been some 400 pounds. The femur on this man is huge!"


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