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Raven 03-13-2005 11:07 AM

I need a content blogger For KBlogger
 
Since AaronM refuses to blog for me, I am in need.

Kblogger.com is rounding out very nicely....but there a few gaps that need to be filled.

Please don't be offended if you're turned down, but if you have accurate knowledge about the issues facing content...the law, how to shoot, tutorials, critiques, rants and raves about pricing.....everything that has to do with the content world....along with personal opinion.....backed by fact...please contact me at:

raven at klixxx dot com

fris 03-13-2005 11:08 AM

bump for a good position :)

AaronM 03-13-2005 11:12 AM

Allow me to explain. I never refused to do anything.


[09:38] Raven: blog for me
[09:51] AaronM: You hate it when I rant. A blog from me would be filled with nothing but rants.
[09:52] Raven: blog for me
[09:52] AaronM: You hate it when I rant. A blog from me would be filled with nothing but rants.

[09:52] Raven: feh
[09:53] Raven: i hate it when you don't let things go, like a dog with a bone. i don't hate it when you rant.
[09:53] AaronM: You hate it when I rant. A blog from me would be filled with nothing but rants.
[09:53] Raven: FU
[09:53] AaronM: You hate it when I rant. A blog from me would be filled with nothing but rants.
[09:54] Raven: and i love you too
[09:58] Raven: MUST you do rants? MUST you? i'm offering you a vehicle to promote yourself and NOT do rants....
[09:58] Raven: arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[09:59] Raven: you know..maybe share some of your knowledge?????????????????????
[09:59] Raven: without pissing in someone's cheerios?
[09:59] Raven: maybe showing the world that you are intelligent and witty and even, dare i say it, EDITED?
[09:59] Raven: and, most importantly, that you actually do know what you're talking about?
[10:07] AaronM: There's a frog and a scorpion who want to cross a river.

The scorpion says: "Hey frog, how about if I jump on your back and you swim us both across the river?"

Frog: "Now why would I do that? You will end up stinging me, I won't be able to swim, and I will drown.
"
Scorpion: "If you drown then I would drown too."

Frog: "Good point. Hop on my back."

And away they swam.

About half way across the scorpion stings the frog. Just before the frog seizes up he asks the scorpion...

Frog: "Why did you do that? Now we are both gonna die!"

Scorpion: "I'm a scorpion, it's in my nature."



I am but a humble scorpion. :glugglug

AaronM 03-13-2005 11:14 AM

Now..Where in there did I refuse anything?

My good friend Raven has now abandoned the thought of using me for this project. I am deeply hurt. :Oh crap

NaughtyRob 03-13-2005 11:18 AM

I would love to Raven but am way too busy to take on something like that.

Here is a bump for you.
:thumbsup

OzMan 03-13-2005 11:18 AM

sounds kinda interesting to me.. crossing rivers and stuff... not your typical desk job.. :)

Raven 03-13-2005 11:24 AM

Aaron. It's a good thing I adore you.

Raven 03-13-2005 11:25 AM

Thanks for the bumps, guys....I appreciate it.....

It's a once a week deal...and the exposure would be very nice...but you have to know your shit....

AaronM 03-13-2005 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
Aaron. It's a good thing I adore you.

I know. :glugglug

It's because of my good looks and above average weight. :winkwink:

AaronM 03-13-2005 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
Thanks for the bumps, guys....I appreciate it.....

It's a once a week deal...and the exposure would be very nice...but you have to know your shit....


Which counts a newbie like me out. :disgust

Raven 03-13-2005 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
I know. :glugglug

It's because of my good looks and above average weight. :winkwink:

And, here I thought it was because of your man love for Tev.

AaronM 03-13-2005 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
And, here I thought it was because of your man love for Tev.


It's all about getting his ass.

Oh whats love got to do, got to do with it
What`s love but a second hand emotion
What`s love got to do, got to do with it
Who needs a heart
When a heart can be broken

AaronM 03-13-2005 11:30 AM

I just wrote that myself.

Damn I'm good!

AaronM 03-13-2005 11:30 AM

I should sell it to Tina Turner and let her sing it.

jact 03-13-2005 11:31 AM

I'm sure this is a great opportunity for someone. Good luck finding the right person.

Raven 03-13-2005 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
It's all about getting his ass.

Oh whats love got to do, got to do with it
What`s love but a second hand emotion
What`s love got to do, got to do with it
Who needs a heart
When a heart can be broken

You already got his ass, leaving me with sloppy seconds....he won't even let me use the strap on because you've ruined him for anyone else.

Oh what's love got to do, got to do with bloggin'~

AaronM 03-13-2005 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
You already got his ass, leaving me with sloppy seconds....he won't even let me use the strap on because you've ruined him for anyone else.

Oh what's love got to do, got to do with bloggin'~


Tell him to buy a larger strap on. That 9" long and 3" around thing can't compete with the wreckage I lay on him from my pipe.

What's love got to do with bloggin? Everything. I'm only going to agree to do this because I love you.

I hope you're happy now that you have forced me to cave into your ways. You better hope I don't sting you like a frog.

AaronM 03-13-2005 11:35 AM

You publicly put me on the spot to get me to cave in. Anybody else would have my foot in their ass right about now.

Raven. It's a good thing I adore you.

Raven 03-13-2005 11:35 AM

Quote:

I hope you're happy now that you have forced me to cave into your ways. You better hope I don't sting you like a frog.
And, you'd best hope I don't bite like a vampire battette.

I'm like the Mounties...I always get my man.

AaronM 03-13-2005 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
And, you'd best hope I don't bite like a vampire battette.

I'm like the Mounties...I always get my man.


I like aggressive women who know how to go after the man they want.

This does not mean that we are ever gonna sleep together again though.

Raven 03-13-2005 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
I like aggressive women who know how to go after the man they want.

This does not mean that we are ever gonna sleep together again though.

I don't think we could, after that last time. How does one ever repeat perfection?

AaronM 03-13-2005 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
I don't think we could, after that last time. How does one ever repeat perfection?


They don't. Better to stop while one is ahead.

This is why I am training your replacement now.

Raven 03-13-2005 11:43 AM

I wish her well.....give me her addy, so I can prepare her for the second coming.

AaronM 03-13-2005 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
I wish her well.....give me her addy, so I can prepare her for the second coming.


2nd? She had at least 4 last night.

Raven 03-13-2005 11:45 AM

If you blog half as well as you fuck, this will be an awesome blog. :)

AaronM 03-13-2005 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
If you blog half as well as you fuck, this will be an awesome blog. :)


I'm really a virgin.

AaronM 03-13-2005 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentProducer
I would love to Raven but am way too busy to take on something like that.

Here is a bump for you.
:thumbsup


You would have been turned down anyway. Raven values my opinion and when I tell her what an idiot you are, she would surely not have used you. :2 cents:

Donny 03-13-2005 11:50 AM

And if he decides not to do it, I will. I am very beloved around here. LOL.

$5 submissions 03-13-2005 12:21 PM

Kblogger rocks!

Raven 03-13-2005 01:05 PM

I'm feelin' the love here, guys. Donovan. Check your email.....

Course, while we're at it, I could use a few more categories.....

And, folks....I'm not asking for your first born...although I'm sure some of you would be more willing to do that than blog for kblogger..

What I want is webmaster/industry related bloggers...you can blog once a week, every day....be a guest blogger...

What I require is that you are proficient in your area of expertise and you don't always post that the sky is falling....

We want to give outlets to webmasters who are 'in the know' and knowledgeable...and we will help you shine...just as we want you to help us shine....

Raven 03-13-2005 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
And if he decides not to do it, I will. I am very beloved around here. LOL.

Even if he graces me with his presence, there is always room for more than one, ya know.....there is no exclusivity here....

jact 03-13-2005 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
I'm feelin' the love here, guys. Donovan. Check your email.....

Course, while we're at it, I could use a few more categories.....

And, folks....I'm not asking for your first born...although I'm sure some of you would be more willing to do that than blog for kblogger..

What I want is webmaster/industry related bloggers...you can blog once a week, every day....be a guest blogger...

What I require is that you are proficient in your area of expertise and you don't always post that the sky is falling....

We want to give outlets to webmasters who are 'in the know' and knowledgeable...and we will help you shine...just as we want you to help us shine....

Didn't you know? The sky is falling at any given moment in the adult industry. :)

Raven 03-13-2005 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jact
Didn't you know? The sky is falling at any given moment in the adult industry. :)

Well then..the hell with it. Walmart. Here I come.

jact 03-13-2005 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
Well then..the hell with it. Walmart. Here I come.

Now that's the attitutde to have! Way to be!


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