guys, help me out! its my man's birthday today...
 

and i have NO CLUE what to get him :Oh crap

So far, hes had a really shitty day at work so hes not in the best of moods & i wanna try to give him a good birthday :(

I already tried to schedule a Massage but they're all booked up, he doesnt feel like goin to a strip club (which was my idea), what else could I do? (and dont say "a blowjob" LOL)

Help!!!!!! :helpme
:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

yeah that should just be an extra. on your knees baba!

well that and a pizza was my idea

:(

Surprise him with a girlfriend and have a threesome

No sense leaving this to the last second.

ha ha

dont worry, he'll be taken care of later tonight :winkwink:

just tryin to think of a couple of things to make his day better.

Take him shopping (always works for my husband) and afterwords to a nice, romantic dinner.

give him this CD.
http://www.kyauvsalbert.de/image/pw4.jpg

omg, he'd rather be shot in the foot than rather go shopping :Oh crap :(

im definatly gonna do the dinner thing though.

blowjob always works

I'm thinking most guys probably aren't like your husband.

No shopping!

Better to just buy him something and give it to him. Don't try dragging him around a bunch of stores, especially after he's had a hard day at work. It's March, right? In a few days it will be "Steak & a Blowjob" day.... better to just give him his presents now.

I don't know of any guy that wouldn't want to be "guy-pampered" on his birthday with a good meal, a cold beer, and a hot blowjob.

Strap on a monster and give him the ass fuck of his life :thumbsup

You know what, he's going to Disney World with his family this Sunday for 7 days, so he'll be gone on the 14th (Steak & BJ day), maybe i'll just give that to him for his birthday today! :thumbsup

hmm typical male stuff some nerdie gadget with lotsa buttons, a nice dinner where that slutty waitress works and a cool massage afterwards ?

hmm....maybe i could add those into the Steak & BJ & beer somehow......i could buy him something & give it to him at dinner while he's eating his steak & drinking beer, then give him a full body massage before the blowjob later on tonight LOL

kickass!! :thumbsup

Just a shot in the dark here..

Give him an "E" ticket.

A night that is all his no matter what he wants to do.

Monster trucks? Ok!
Going to Home Depot for a power tool? You got it!
Bloody slasher movie I hate? For you anything!

Etc, etc.

Oh yeah.. Hummers and pizza ROCKS! :GFYBand

uhm, well. i'm out of ideas. anyone else?

if hes into beer maybe some special kinda beer ?

Thats what I call a nice b-day present :thumbsup

If you made me a really good steak just the way I like it, garlic toast, a baked potato or garlic mashed potatoes, and an ice cold beer... I would be forever yours. Add the blowjob and I would be eternally yours.

Haha. Guys are easy to please and it isn't a game trying to figure out what they want.

ok i got it :
http://www.artnet.com/artwork/424152...blowjob.h tml

its called beer and blowjob, the perfect painting lol no van gogh but still

http://www.artnet.com/artwork_images/173885/144448.jpg

he always has an "e" ticket though LOL
i'm pretty laid back girl.
if he wants to go drink with the boys 3-4 times in a week, go ahead! if he wants to watch tv of shows he only likes, all day long.......cool, go ahead! ya know, stuff like that.

why he is not in GFY ?

your boyfriend must neglect you.

okay okay...i got it! (this is from all the advice in this thread mixed in):
*buy him a cool gift
*take him out to a Steak Dinner (and drink beer there)
*on the way home, pick up a 6-pack of his favorite beer
*give him a full body massage
*open up a beer for him, give it to him to drink while I give him a blowjob

Sound good???

youve got a 25yo sister whos lookin for a nice dude right ? :banana

i have a 27 yr old sister, but shes engaged :(

ok too good to be true, you collect spiders right ? i mean theres gotta be something

Can I trade my wife for you? lol j/k

Sounds like a plan, he should enjoy it alot!

I guess you didn't like my ideas :(

youre a scorpio that explains it :)

hell ya!!!!!! :thumbsup :thumbsup :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :winkwink:

libras and scorpios are cool ppl :thumbsup

heya baba can you hit me up on icq got a q bout your sites 16 91 547

i never get on icq (i need to take my # out of my profile), if you have Yahoo Messenger, hit me up: Babagirls18 :)

otherwise, just shoot me an email , baba at babagirl.com :thumbsup

damn, that looks cool! but its in Canada :(

ROFL!!! :1orglaugh

There'd have to be...right!!!

hold his head under water for 60 seconds, then pull his head outa the tub and say "look I saved your life! happy birthday"

Buy him a case of aspirin and say, "If I ever tell you I have a headache give me some of these and fuck me silly!"

Perfect! Hallmark needs to make a card to go with that gift!

Have a bath together, glass of wine and some classic music, give him a massage and then some salad tossing :thumbsup

salad tossing is always a good plan :)

I like the monster strap on idea too.

But you're probably safe with your current plan, Babagirl :D