I had no choice but to have my wife,s toes AMPUTATED
 

Yes ,i,m afraid so ..l had 2 choices....either outsource the wife or help her become more efficent......so l decided to help her.
Yesterday reluctantly she had her toes removed so now she can stand closer to the drainer/sink when she washes the dinner plates.....
l have noticed an improvement in speed of around 20 percent ..so l guess the lesson from this story is you must adapt to compete in this competitive world..

If anyone else has any other ideas as to how to help girlfriends and wives stay competitive and stop them from becoming another victim of outsourcing let us all know :thumbsup

I think that about sums that up.

:uhoh :clown

Whatever!!!

how clever

lol....nice going ;)

Its all about performance :p

All right...

20%? i say well worth it :D

cool, you go it...

hmmmmmmmmmm