Paypal really fucking sucks donkey balls
 

*keep in mind, i faxed, called and emailed them zillion times about this issue*

Original Message Follows:
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Form Message
customer message: i want my $xxx back. This stuff took over two years, and now the USD is worth fucking shit. Open my account again. So i can transfer MY fucking money. I'm really damn pissed off right now. Remember its my money not yours motherfuckers ... You can contact me at [email protected] YES A PORN RELATED ADDRESS now. I expect my money on my bank account next week otherwise i take other actions.

Reply:
Dear xxxx xx xxxxxx,

Thank you for contacting PayPal.

I have submitted a request to have your balance transferred to your bank account. This can take up to 3 days to complete. Once completed it will take the normal clearing time for the funds to reach your bank account.

Please keep an eye on your bank account over the next 10 working days for an update.

Thank you for using PayPal for your online payment needs.

:1orglaugh

And the moral of this story is:

CURSE BITCH AND COMPLAIN WITH RUDE WORDS TO GET SHIT DONE. :321GFY