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D$ 12-10-2001 02:04 PM

Big Woody Awards @ Players Ball, we need suggestions
 
Go fuck yourself,

We need help, I have 10 big dicks carved out of wood, we make up reasons to give them to the right people.

Create a category and a winner and we'll see if we can "dick" those worthy people.

This is an awards ceremony we do at the Players Ball for fun.

We need a Newbie of the year, ?

Cockblocker of the Year,

Most active poster on the boards,

etc.

What do you GFY peeps think?

I can use the feedback.

Thanks,

D$



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boneprone 12-10-2001 02:13 PM

One of the biggest complaints I hear about the awards (and somewhat agree with) is that there is no award for the people in the freesite industry.

I know its not to purposly disrespect them, but I hear it talked about, and it comes off that way.

The convention floor caters to the freesite owners a great deal, trying to get them to push programs or products, yet the ball hasnt really noticed these players.

I realize their is some tension from paysite owners towards free site owners since they think they give it all away free and are killing the industry. However its a dynamic that is an important aspect of the industry.

Perhaps you could respect the free site owners, and still entertain the paysite owners that dispise them by makeing a

"King Of The Squirrels" award to a lucky represinitive of the free site industry.

After all even the free site people are trying to get a nut.

boneprone 12-10-2001 02:15 PM

I nominate a new catagory to the players ball.

The King Of The Squirrels Award.
Awarded to the Pimp bustin a nut in the free site industry.

SleazyDream 12-10-2001 02:17 PM

There's a reason why people say BP4L, and posts like that are a big part of it.

It's about time someone noticed those people who actually feed the paysites traffic..... ....

BP4L

kmanrox 12-10-2001 02:18 PM

another problem is the awards only go to D$'s friends, should be done by some sort of cookie tracked vote count system =-)


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SleazyDream 12-10-2001 02:19 PM

here's a project for GFY to consider maybe???? not just a post but a tracking system registering votes for certain catigories ........

SleazyDream 12-10-2001 02:21 PM

I'd nominate Boneprone for king of the squirles but I'm afraid he might start sucking on my nuts........

Theo 12-10-2001 02:23 PM

I know there's a lot of stress and agony in this room. Everybody waits to learn the award winner for the year 2001-2002. Ok, let's see who's the lucky one...........and the King of the Squirrels Award goes to...............TA TA TA TA Boneprone! Congratulations man!

Keev 12-10-2001 02:24 PM

Boneprone is the reinng world champion of professional squirrel porn but the question still lurks

Who is going to challenge BP at the lightspeed party for who can eat gobble the most nut(s)

I heard Redshoe is ranked high enough to challenge but BP is at his peak and dont think he could be beaten...

Keev 12-10-2001 02:41 PM

Boneprone is the reinng world champion of professional squirrel porn but the question still lurks

Who is going to challenge BP at the lightspeed party for who can eat gobble the most nut(s)

I heard Redshoe is ranked high enough to challenge but BP is at his peak and dont think he could be beaten...

RAM 12-10-2001 04:14 PM

I to Vote for But Cheese..errr I mean Bone Pron.



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Blondy 12-10-2001 04:22 PM

MY VOTE IS FOR BONE da man



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boneprone 12-10-2001 04:31 PM

If there were a Hedi Feliss award, it would have to go to Allison at Topbucks!

Shit, I just looked at the party she's organizing, and damn!! Talk about Pimp! Look at all the Pornstars shes getting for us for the Fuck Party!

Unreal!
Nice work Allison! You are Da Masta Pimp. Actions speak louder than words, and there is gunna be a lot of action! Thanks Allison!

D$, ya gotta come and racoginze Da Masta Pip at the Top Bucks Fuck Party!

Cant wait!

Allison is Boneprone Approved!

Vegas in January should be the best ever!

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dank 12-10-2001 04:35 PM

I thought the awards were only for the close freinds of the show?

It always seemed to be like that in the past? It was still fun, but the awards seemed a bit predictable.

Having a nut like bone up there would shake shit up a bit im sure.

Allison 12-10-2001 04:36 PM

Oh!

I would be so honored to accept the Heidi Fleis Award. I have come a long way with my pimpdom and have mastered the art.

I also cast a vote for BoneProne as the King of Squirrels ~~ I know all the non-existent squirrels here in AZ obey him!

~~Alli

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dank 12-10-2001 04:39 PM

Boneprone wrote me this:

Shit, I just noticed that you guys were voting for me for King Of The Sqiruels!

WTF??
No No.. Vote someone like the hun or world sex or someone like that. Shit!

Ill gladly accept any attention for Board Hog or most sluted out poster on the message boards (thats how most see me as), but Im not worthy of free site "King Of The Squirels"

I like the sound of it, but Im just another Squirel tryin to get a nut, not the king.



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dank 12-10-2001 04:40 PM

Neverthelsess, the title "King Of The Squirels" soooooooo fits Boneprone.

Haa!

AaronM 12-10-2001 04:44 PM

Interesting how Bonprone managed to work his way towards this party. Why would you want to go to something that you feel has never included you or had anything to do with what you do? Then let's take it a step further and ask why you would want an award from them?

You just can not stand to be left standing in the cold can you?

Peace

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Anal Hobbit 12-10-2001 04:45 PM

Aaron, D$ parties are the best!

You'll see.

Its not the party, its the awards we are focusing on.



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Keev 12-10-2001 04:46 PM

Boneprone is the reinng world champion of professional
squirrel porn but the question still lurks

Who is going to challenge BP at the lightspeed party
for who can eat gobble the most nut(s)

I heard Redshoe is ranked high enough to challenge
but BP is at his peak and dont think he could be beaten...


boneprone 12-10-2001 04:49 PM

D$ throws some of the best parties Aaron.
You havent been to one yet so you dont really know.

Its not about the awards, and the party caters to everyone. The passes, the guests the fun is for all of the pimps in the industry.

Its not about being disrespected, like I said people with the attutide similar to Aarons's were prevalent last time I noticed.

It was mainly free site people TGP people. Nevertheless they all had a great time. The party is the best of the convention every year. And everyone is invited, and everyone is catered to.



TheFLY 12-10-2001 04:58 PM

Boneprone Representz

Deez Nutz!

King a' da Squirlz Yo!

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Ba-leeeeedat Homes.

Word.

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TheFLY 12-10-2001 05:02 PM

What you lookin' at beeatch?

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AaronM 12-10-2001 05:02 PM

My reply was in SUPPORT OF the Players Ball. I simply question Bopneprone's interest in it. The ball will be a blast and I am looking forward to it. No disrespect meant to D$ or any of the other true players.

boneprone 12-10-2001 05:10 PM

My Nuts Itch.

FetishTemptress 12-10-2001 05:10 PM

My vote goes to BoneProne "KING OF THE SQUIRRELS"!!!!!!
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boneprone 12-10-2001 05:13 PM

question my intrest in it?

Huh?

My intrest is to have fun and patry. Thats what vegas is all about? You sayin people in my line of work should question their intrest in the players ball? You sayin that me bringing the discontent of the past Players Balls is some kind of invlovent scheme? WTF?

I dont get you.

boneprone 12-10-2001 05:18 PM

The ball is for everyone, and for us all to have fun. We dont need people questioning peoples invlovements in the ball. Its a party, not a political gathering.


Tam 12-10-2001 05:28 PM

Well GOD, everyone knows Boneprone is the King of Squirrels.

JEEZ.

Tam

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AaronM 12-10-2001 05:31 PM

My, did I hit a nerve in you little guy? I am so sorry. I thought it was a legit question. I think your words on the issue are wise and very thoughful, seemingly unselfish even, but at the same time it looks to me like you simply want more attention. Please refresh my memory.. EXACTLY what is it that you do in this business?

boneprone 12-10-2001 05:33 PM

Haa!

Im the little guy now that Aaron is all grown up huh?

Ill remember that.

dank 12-10-2001 05:36 PM

Aaron is a big boy now. He used the family as a stepping stone and will never look back.

He doesnt need the family anymore so it seems.

AaronM 12-10-2001 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dank:
Aaron is a big boy now. He used the family as a stepping stone and will never look back.

He doesnt need the family anymore so it seems.

2 things...

1: I though the family abandoned you

2: When was I ever invited into the family? Please show me the thread announcing my membership.


You think I have really forgotten those who helped me? Think again when the bar tab comes in Vegas and I spring for it. We will have to fax it to you for review since your broke ass will not be able to afford the plane ticket in the first place.

kittykat69 12-10-2001 05:47 PM

Boneprone is Definatly King Squirrels !!!

Do you I win one of those dicks for person most qualified in ways to use it???? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif


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boneprone 12-10-2001 06:03 PM

Arron is the "Mole" in the Family.
Always has been, always will be.

Sorry dank.

But dank will always be the Limmo Driver of the BP$l Limmo!

dank 12-10-2001 06:05 PM

So we got, Moles, Squirels, and Hobbits in the Family.


the boneprone4life.com site is making more and more sence every day.

And yes I will be in Vegas.
And yes I do have enough $$

Im a cab driver now for Broadway Cab, so Im makin bank these days


AaronM 12-10-2001 06:09 PM

I hope they are better than Radio Cab. Radio has been a client of mine for about 18 months now and never seem to be able to pay their bill on time.

Hell, I will even spring for you drinks since you will be there. Oh wait, you are the limmo driver, bad idea.

boneprone 12-10-2001 06:09 PM

For those of you who dont know, (like dank)

Aaron and I always go at it attacking one another on the boards.

Its like wrestling people.. Come on. I think you guys are taking it a bit serious.

Aaron and I are actually lovers, and we love the role play. It makes us hot knowing you are watching us, as we entertain you.

So get with the program, and dont get so touchy people.

Aaron is my mole boy.

boneprone 12-10-2001 06:14 PM

On a serious note. Shit, AaronM has to be looked at for newbie of the year awards.

Look at how far he has come. From a dirty rat mole, to the Fat King Mole He is developing into today.

He's been traveling, meeting, and working with people making his name in story book fashon. I always said the force was strong in this ugly fucker, and Im proving it right.

He knows the ins and outs of marketing himself, his name, and product. He goes along with and plays the bullshit roles well, and when it comes to being serious he delivers the product.

If I could have one vote and one vote only in this whole Players Ball hoopla, it would be for Aaron the fucking ugly "Mole Boy".

He really has come a long ways, and this is just the begining.


boneprone 12-10-2001 06:15 PM

im proud of ya you fuckhead.

AaronM 12-10-2001 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
im proud of ya you fuckhead.
I actually have tears in my eyes. now... Go fuck yourself

boneprone 12-10-2001 06:23 PM

you're still an ugly fuck.
So Dont get too happy. No matter how hard ya work and how well ya do, youll still be ugly.

So dont think you are too blessed cause you aint.

TheFLY 12-10-2001 07:06 PM

OK I nominate R3K for biggest crying newbie...

Can you people please nominate me for "Most Mentally Disturbed Webmaster" ??? Huh Huh? Please Please?


Ehehe...

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Exxxotica 12-10-2001 07:08 PM

Ahh Yeah!!!


Boneprone is the King of Squirels.

About time the freesite industry gets represented!

SNOW 12-10-2001 07:42 PM

BONE is King for sure.......

RedShoe 12-10-2001 07:45 PM

Make us proud BoneProne.

I nominate BoneProne Squirrel of the year.

(Now send that cash to my paypal acct.)

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SleazyDream 12-10-2001 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY:
OK I nominate R3K for biggest crying newbie...


I second that.

dank 12-10-2001 09:38 PM

lol

titmowse 12-10-2001 11:22 PM

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now, where's my woody?



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