any Parisians here?
 

I need advice re what's open and what's not on Easter Sunday and Easter Monday in Paris...

Just about nothing sorry to say. Only some food outlets. what are you looking for? I'm not in Paris but I spent 15 years in France...

Fuck all.
As a city, Paris shuts down at 8pm on a daily basis.
You might find a few food outlets.

The french mentality and business approach is stuck back in the late 1960s. Try making porn here. You will pull every fucking hair out of your head. If you think american girls whine.... they have nothing on french ones.

Heaven forbid you should book one that is known to escort. Because the moment the other girls on your shoot find out, they refuse to show up.

(Despite the fact they escorte too but do it under different names and register their escorte sites in Suiss.... The "real french" are obsessed with not taking risks.)

Also forget trying to pay talent in Cash. They want checks because the money MiGhT not be good or it came from "ilegal" sources.

And despite HIV testing and the fact that the industry standard requires a test no older then 3 weeks. When you tell a girl that the scene is condomless and even go the extra step of introducing her to the male talent she will work with. The stupide vaginas will still show up with their boyfriends and think they are going to be doing him.

(**"But Monsieur, you said it was condomless" .... What part "This is the man you will be fucking did you not understand?"**)

Swear it has happen to me 4 times. And no, it's not a language barrier, my maternal language is french.

If you want a french experience on easter without the bullshit. Go to Quebec. I understand Walmart is open and they open a new cashier when the line has more then 4 people.

french people suck!

The Hiltons always open

Congratulations.

You win the stupidest post of the evening award!

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/al..._the_prize.jpg

the proof is in the pudding BEEYATCH!

Not to mention they're also cowards!

YARGH! I'll be opening Parisian's bellys with me long swordy sword! Beret wearin' fruits!
Unless it's me wife. I'll open her with me pegleg, while she swabs me Moby boner!

AHOY! Where's me squids!

Congratulations for posting the most stupid picture of the evening, a picture of a handicap kid is funny to you fucking loser!

Not all french! I'm french and I "Get It." And outside of france I've noticed the rest of the french speakers in the world tend to "Get it."

Sure I can make piss videos here.
Sure I can make full fisting videos here.
Sure I can do a hell of a lot that I can't do in L.A. or the rest of north america.

But good luck getting the people to do it.

i thought you fucked up spelling "persians" and i came to laugh... what a dissapointment :(