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Evil Jawa 03-08-2005 11:00 AM

Post Bible Quotes
 
James 4:1 Where do the wars and where do the conflicts among you come from? Is it not from your passions 2 that make war within your members?

You covet but do not possess. You kill and envy but you cannot obtain; you fight and wage war. You do not possess because you do not ask.

Pimp Dough 03-08-2005 11:23 AM

Fuck that shit... gives me a headache.

E.Kant 03-08-2005 11:27 AM

I have a quote which fits in this situation .. I think Ezekiel 25,17

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

eMonk 03-08-2005 11:28 AM

boring.. :sleep

gangbangjoe 03-08-2005 11:29 AM

the one from pulp ficiton is quite nice

Corleone 03-08-2005 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E.Kant
I have a quote which fits in this situation .. I think Ezekiel 25,17

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

gangbangjoe 03-08-2005 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E.Kant
I have a quote which fits in this situation .. I think Ezekiel 25,17

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."




AAAAAAAHHH


you bastard

you beat me to it :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fletch XXX 03-08-2005 11:31 AM

find out whats really in the bible.

rape, killing of children.

http://www.evilbible.com/

http://www.evilbible.com/Rape.htm

virgins of course are kept for sex

1) Murder, rape, and pillage at Jabesh-gilead (Judges 21:10-24 NLT)



So they sent twelve thousand warriors to Jabesh-gilead with orders to kill everyone there, including women and children. "This is what you are to do," they said. "Completely destroy all the males and every woman who is not a virgin." Among the residents of Jabesh-gilead they found four hundred young virgins who had never slept with a man, and they brought them to the camp at Shiloh in the land of Canaan.

4) Laws of Rape (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NAB)



If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

5) Death to the Rape Victim (Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB)



If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife.

Fletch XXX 03-08-2005 11:32 AM

kill the rape victim for not screaming for help

:1orglaugh

religious folks advocate this

E.Kant 03-08-2005 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E.Kant
I have a quote which fits in this situation .. I think Ezekiel 25,17

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

http://home.tu-clausthal.de/~ifjkl/pics/hesekiel01.jpg

Theo 03-08-2005 11:36 AM

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MyNameIsEmily 03-08-2005 11:38 AM

And the bible say's 'this' and the bible say's 'that' and...

Lee 03-08-2005 11:38 AM

Religion? Fuck that and the quotes.

fudpuck 03-08-2005 11:40 AM

Bible Contradictions:

These are out of context, but they get the point across. :winkwink:


War or Peace?

EXO 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
ROM 15:33 Now the God of peace be with you all. Amen.


Is it folly to be wise or not?

PRO 4:7 Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.
ECC 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
1 Cor.1:19: "For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and wil bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent."


Righteous live?

Ps.92:12: "The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree."
Isa.57:1: "The righteous perisheth, and no man layeth it to heart."


Who bears guilt?

GAL 6:2 Bear ye one another's burdens, and so fulfil the law of Christ.
GAL 6:5 For every man shall bear his own burden.


* I just got these from Google, I don't know about accuracy, etc...

Evil Jawa 03-08-2005 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX
find out whats really in the bible.

rape, killing of children.

http://www.evilbible.com/

http://www.evilbible.com/Rape.htm

virgins of course are kept for sex

1) Murder, rape, and pillage at Jabesh-gilead (Judges 21:10-24 NLT)



So they sent twelve thousand warriors to Jabesh-gilead with orders to kill everyone there, including women and children. "This is what you are to do," they said. "Completely destroy all the males and every woman who is not a virgin." Among the residents of Jabesh-gilead they found four hundred young virgins who had never slept with a man, and they brought them to the camp at Shiloh in the land of Canaan.

4) Laws of Rape (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NAB)



If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

5) Death to the Rape Victim (Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB)



If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife.

This is from the Old Testament (which was completely replaced by the New Testament)

swedguy 03-08-2005 11:50 AM

Johannes 18:2 "I drink wine and walk on water, therefore I am"

Fletch XXX 03-08-2005 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Jawa
This is from the Old Testament (which was completely replaced by the New Testament)

i went to catholic school for 10 years.

they taught me the old and new.

nothing has been "replaced"

TheLegacy 03-08-2005 11:51 AM

"The End" Revelation 22:22

nojob 03-08-2005 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E.Kant

Pulp fiction

titmowse 03-08-2005 11:53 AM

But in the days of the voice of the seventh angel, when he shall begin to sound, the mystery of God should be finished, as he hath declared to his servants the prophets.

-- Revelations 10:7

TheLegacy 03-08-2005 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Jawa
This is from the Old Testament (which was completely replaced by the New Testament)


I went to seminary for 7 years - the new testament didnt replace the old one - it was a completion - a fullfilment to the old testament. You cant have one without the other.. kind of like all the episodes of Lord Of The Rings... did Return of the Kings replace The Two Towers?? nope.

Evil Jawa 03-08-2005 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX
i went to catholic school for 10 years.

they taught me the old and new.

nothing has been "replaced"

Catholicism is wrong.
The main principle of pope is wrong. The pope is considered devine. A holy link between people and God. This is not true.

You should seek the Orthodox teachings.

Corleone 03-08-2005 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nojob
Pulp fiction

"Check out the big brain on nojob. You one smart motherfucker." :1orglaugh

smack 03-08-2005 12:09 PM

Dogs fucked the pope... no fault of mine.

Evil Jawa 03-08-2005 12:10 PM

The Roman Catholics teach that the visible head of the Church is the Pope, the successor to St. Peter, who was appointed to that sacred position by the Lord Himself with the words, "Thou art Peter and upon this rock I shall build my Church . . . " (Matt. 16:18).

The Pope is, then, "the Bishop of the Catholic Church," her teacher, the vicar (agent, deputy) of Christ on earth. He is the interpreter of the Christian Tradition. When he speaks for the whole Church (ex cathedra), the Holy Spirit does not permit him to err. He is, therefore, infallible on matters of morals and doctrine. Other bishops are his lieutenants. He is the symbol of the episcopate's unity.

The Orthodox Church teaches that all bishops are equal. To be sure, there are different ranks of bishops (patriarch, archbishop, metropolitan, bishop); nevertheless, a bishop is a bishop.

Babaganoosh 03-08-2005 12:16 PM

1 Kings 21:21 "Behold, I will bring evil upon thee, and will take away thy posterity, and will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel."

Babaganoosh 03-08-2005 12:18 PM

Haha, gotta get something useful from the two years I spent at a Christian school (other than how to roll a joint and download porno from a BBS).

swedguy 03-08-2005 12:20 PM

Bubba 4:20 "Thou shalt find the answer in the divine herbs"

Fletch XXX 03-08-2005 12:22 PM

ye are of ye father the devil, and the lusts of you father ye will do

\m/

rickholio 03-08-2005 12:29 PM

Great quote to short circuit those godspellers who figure they can rape the land for a hefty profit and still go up in the rapture:

"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." (Matthew 19:24)

volante 03-08-2005 12:34 PM

"I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things." (Isaiah 45:7)

European Lee 03-08-2005 12:36 PM

Thou shalt not fuck with GFY'ers for they know not what they do.

As said by Jesus to his disciples at the last supper ;)

Regards,

Lee

volante 03-08-2005 12:47 PM

How well do you know the bible?

http://ffrf.org/quiz/bquiz.php


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