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FreshChecks 03-08-2005 12:23 AM

Rather be attacked by 2 chimps or a bear
 
After hearing about that guy being attacked by 2 chimps, I think the bear sounds pretty good. He pushed a lady away to save her and they started attacking him. Anyone hear about this? She said the chimps were ripping his face off... eyeball and all. bit off all his fingers and starting chewing on his feet.

:(

machinegunkelly 03-08-2005 12:25 AM

Awesome !

Id kill to see video of that

reynold 03-08-2005 12:27 AM

Oh man, that sucks. :(

TheSenator 03-08-2005 12:27 AM

they also rip his testicles out

smack 03-08-2005 12:32 AM

the kind of bear you find in the woods? or the kind of bear you find at the YMCA?

FreshChecks 03-08-2005 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
the kind of bear you find in the woods? or the kind of bear you find at the YMCA?

:1orglaugh

yellowmenace 03-08-2005 12:36 AM

Story Here

I would opt for the bear

FelixFlow 03-08-2005 01:00 AM

holy shit


i didnt know chimps could kick that much ass!!! fuck

azteq 03-08-2005 01:13 AM

The other night on National Geo, they had a special on killer chimps. Those bastards stalk their prey and gang up on solo chimps from other tribes... yes, they form tribes and go to war against each other. The footage was gruesome of a chimp that lost his whole face, neck, torso, and groin area to a gang of 1o chimps... bizarre...

erehwon 03-08-2005 01:26 AM

Chimps are one animal not to fuck with, at least with bears you can curl up in a ball and try to act dead.

ADL Colin 03-08-2005 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
the kind of bear you find in the woods? or the kind of bear you find at the YMCA?

..... :1orglaugh


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