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Google Expert 03-07-2005 03:06 PM

Dear mom and dad: I want my foreskin back, you fucks.
 
Thanks for mutilating me as a defenseless baby.

:mad

flashfire 03-07-2005 03:07 PM

what do you want it back for?

polish_aristocrat 03-07-2005 03:08 PM

i can sell you mine for $100k

alexg 03-07-2005 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
i can sell you mine for $100k

this would be one hell of a deal for you

tranza 03-07-2005 03:09 PM

I like my foreskin.... :)

Manowar 03-07-2005 03:10 PM

Owned ??

European Lee 03-07-2005 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
I like my foreskin.... :)

I like your foreskin too :Graucho :1orglaugh

Regards,

Lee

polish_aristocrat 03-07-2005 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
this would be one hell of a deal for you

yeah, i can even offer a free .info domain as a bonus

Dagwolf 03-07-2005 03:13 PM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ight=foreskins

Check out this article, it might give you a lead...

European Lee 03-07-2005 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cylon
Thanks for mutilating me as a defenseless baby.

:mad

Here ya go..

http://www.circumstitions.com/Restore.html

Regards,

Lee

Kevsh 03-07-2005 03:13 PM

For the first time in awhile I actually laughed out loud reading a GFY post title

:1orglaugh

cool1 03-07-2005 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cylon
Thanks for mutilating me as a defenseless baby.

:mad

Sue them :thumbsup

European Lee 03-07-2005 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashfire
what do you want it back for?

He wants to go docking tonight ;)

Regards,

Lee

IwantU Bryan 03-07-2005 03:20 PM

Thank God for circumstition :thumbsup

huey 03-07-2005 03:22 PM

Touque power. Thank god for Spic catholic parents.

sickkittens 03-07-2005 03:22 PM

Check eBay. There may be some there.

Google Expert 03-07-2005 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IwantU Bryan
Thank God for circumstition :thumbsup


You don't seem to understand that you have been brainwashed by a pack of lies to justify your mutilation.

In Somalia mutilated women tell the same lies to their daughters after having them mutilated.

aaron 03-07-2005 03:25 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MetaMan 03-07-2005 03:26 PM

haha you have less sensation than me.!!!!..!!! :1orglaugh

alexg 03-07-2005 03:28 PM

you should be thankful they didn't chope everything off

VanessaG 03-07-2005 03:28 PM

I prefer cut men. They are cleaner and I love the natural shape. :thumbsup

Google Expert 03-07-2005 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VanessaG
I prefer cut men. They are cleaner

what a load of crap.

Dagwolf 03-07-2005 03:39 PM

I'm pretty much indifferent on this topic. I think there are pluses to both sides.

Yngwie 03-07-2005 03:44 PM

cleaner? That has nothing to do with being circumsized or not.. It's called taking showers... washing yourself.. Man, too many people believe what TV/magazines say way to easily...

VanessaG 03-07-2005 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie
cleaner? That has nothing to do with being circumsized or not.. It's called taking showers... washing yourself.. Man, too many people believe what TV/magazines say way to easily...

Depends how you wash

Manowar 03-07-2005 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
yeah, i can even offer a free .info domain as a bonus

i heard they were worth MILLIONS

RAM 03-07-2005 03:49 PM

I don't even notice mine gone ?

Sarah_Jayne 03-07-2005 03:58 PM

I would like to donate to the 'Foreskin Preservation Society'

hydro 03-07-2005 06:45 PM

i sale short foreskin

Spunky 03-07-2005 06:47 PM

You should really accept it and move on :1orglaugh

nofx 03-07-2005 06:49 PM

get a penis transplant

Icon 03-07-2005 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cylon
Thanks for mutilating me as a defenseless baby.

:mad

Right now....someone could be running around with YOUR foreskin doing god knows what with it!!! :1orglaugh

Can u track it down?

PlugRush Sascha 03-07-2005 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IwantU Bryan
Thank God for circumstition :thumbsup

That's not even a fucking word.

*Circumcision.

This thread reminds me of ordering a large pizza with ham and FORESKIN at Pizza Hut. The look on the waitress' face was glorious!

Nicky 03-07-2005 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
i can sell you mine for $100k

hmmm id be willing to sell mine for that too :1orglaugh :pimp


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