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what can i do to earn millions fast????
spam me with your best business ideas :)
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I hear the sea animal niche is pretty profitable.
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You'd think someone with the nick "PornBrain" would have all the answers
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Mug a crackdealer and sell his crack for 100% profit. Low risk.
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rob some banks
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and WOW you are almost at the MAGIC # :thumbsup |
Sit on a busy corner and let people kick you in the nuts for $5 a shot.
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Invest into Sea Animals, that's where the real money is nowadays :2 cents:
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Fuck off troll, get back to your Wendys job.
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Contact Thomas van der Koch He makes you rich :upsidedow |
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Buy domains below market value and sell for above market value.
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Claim that a celebrity "touched" you.
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not - see sig! |
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"Hot damn! I'm going to sea world!" |
Rob your local bank?
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invest millions...
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go and steal cars :D
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Become best friends with Fidel Castro.
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Go find Osama and you'll get 50 Million :thumbsup
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buy lottery tickets, lots of them
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click my sig :D
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so far the only business advice - what exactly is rest of you doing here? :helpme |
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Jesus! :1orglaugh |
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how to earn millions fast with little work = drive a van down to south america, fill with cocaine then drive to the US and sell it
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Ok then: Build thousands of websites, rank them in number one positions and place our banners and you'll make a lot of $$$ :thumbsup |
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ok, this sounds like an idea. and what makes you better than AFF, Sexsearch or all the others out there? |
lol pretty funny
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lol ........ |
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Send me an email and we'll talk biz :winkwink: see my sig |
go around your city at night and take the stop signs, then the next day call the city and sell them back for $1000 a piece.
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start selling cocain
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Meh. All you small time, penny-ante thinkers. Noone's going to get rich with those plans.
No, the REAL way to make money is to RUN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY. Yes, the tried-and-true IMF Fund method to get rich quick has been established with over a hundred successful clients. Just listen to these testimonials: "Running a third world country has been great! I have all the money I could ever need, power, fame, women... shit, I'm the baddest nigga in the neighborhood! The best part is, I get to indulge in my favorite hobby unrestrained!" - Idi Amin "Before the IMF Fund method, I lived in a poor country that noone really cared about. Now, thanks to the IMF, I'm filthy rich and living in luxury, and my wife can buy as many shoes as she likes!" - Ferdinand Marcos Yes ladies and gentlemen, it's EASY to get on the IMF money wagon! All you need to do is take over, or create, a small third world country that has some sort of unexploited natural resource... it could be anything, gold, diamonds, oil (especially oil!), hydroelectric potential... nearly anything! YOU MAY ALREADY QUALIFY! Then it's a simple matter of employing the IMF to get YOU the money you so richly deserve! As the representative of your country, you can choose to put that money into land development, building dams, butressing the economy or LIVING THE LAVISH LIVESTYLE YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE, LIKE OVER 100 OTHER SUCCESSFUL DESPOTS! So what are you waiting for? Pick up the phone, an AK-47, and take CONTROL... of your destiny! :thumbsup |
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start a blog... :1orglaugh
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Funny pics. :1orglaugh
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Buy real Estate from me!
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