How long does your woman scream when you make love to her?
 

The facts on screaming:

Three men are discussing their previous night's lovemaking.

The first says, "My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil. We made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."

The second says, "I spread sweet butter on my wife's body. We made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour."

Says the third, "I covered my wife with canola oil. Then we made love. She screamed for six hours."

The others are impressed. "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"

He shrugs. "I wiped my hands on the drapes."


It takes a big man to cry. But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

What, not enough drama?

LMFAO!


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nice one

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Old but funny :)

my wife screams the entire time but its always GET OFFFFFFFFFFF, YOURE SQUISHING ME!!!!!!! :disgust :Oh crap

Thanks I borrowed that to share with friends - but gave you the props CDsmith

Funny...but predictable. :winkwink:

From a woman's perspective, yes I suppose it is.

:1orglaugh :winkwink: :winkwink: lol jajajajajajajajajajajaj, that was damm good, jajajaja

:) A good one! & Welcome back CD, haven't seen you for awhile!

lol good one

Yup, I've been ...un-busy. :winkwink:

I think you are wrong as for forum.............

hehe not bad, didn't expect the ending, thought it was going to be boiling oil or something.

ya I was thinking boiling oil too

Good one! Long time no CD...