I love real tv and the things they say right before something bad happens
 

"Jenny really loves horses.. But do they love her? You be the judge"

::flung off the horse to her death::

"It's a fantastic day in sunny California, Dad is teaching his son how to ride his first bike, It's really a magical time.. How could anything go wrong?"

::kid gets run over by a car::

Yeah, I love watching kids get run over by cars on tv :uhoh

i love scamming shit stains!

hahahahahahaha, so funny, until you are the one being hit by one. Trust me it isn't a laughing matter. i'll make sure to let you know how it feels, by running your ass over and seeing how youlike it asshole. I hope you burn in hell you sorry excuse for a human being!

I Am Not Fucking Pad You Idiots

No but you are a worthless piece of shit, who makes himself feel better, by laughing at other's misfortunes!

You're not too smart are ya?

http://www.answers.com/sarcasm&r=67

Did, I rattle my zipper, so why are you talking?

:1orglaugh

A weak attempt to strike back at me for pointing out your stupidity. The truth hurts, deal with it.