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One Of The Worlds Best Adult Comics

http://www.viz.co.uk

Home of so many great tips such as:

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LEPRECHAUNS. Protect your finances by investing in a tracker fund, rather than relying on an ailing currency and leaving a 300foot technicolour arrow in the sky pointing to where you have hidden it.

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BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90?, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you.

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CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a piss before the film starts.

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SMOKERS. 'Every cigarette you smoke takes 10 seconds off your life', health experts say. To combat this, at the end of every day work out how many seconds you have 'lost', and simply go to bed that much later, or wake up that much earlier the next morning. Hey presto! your lost time is returned.

I need to renew my subscription to Viz :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

funny quotes...I'm checking that site out it looks great

i haven't finished checking the site yet but bookmarked it 'coz i find it interesting

I thought it was going to be Tom of Finland ...but viz is near enough

MEN Can't get a blow job? Simply strip bollock naked, plonk yourself arse-first into an empty dustbin, and you should be able to do it yourself. Use a pile of tyres instead of a dustbin if you require deep throat.

I maybe predisposed this afternoon. I have also changed my sig accordingly.

strange coincidence, I bought this comic yesterday in the first time in about 10 years. I must say I was infact quite disapointed. Its now where near the comic it was, plus its a third of the size and is crammed full of ads from start to finish