Funniest teacher ever story..
 

When i was in 7th grade we had a french teacher who was very young. She was about 23-24 and she only had one leg. She felt strange with metal so she had a wooden leg. We nicknamed her peg-leg , and she didnt mind if we called her that. Quite the odd-bird peg-leg was, she once caught us reading a porn mag and displayed it to the whole class. THIS IS PORNOGRAPHY she said, explaining that because you couldnt see the girls face it was pornography , but said the next picture that showed the girl smiling ( while getting stuffed ) was completely fine. * a beautifull young girl * she said.

Anyways peg-leg was a really bad and fresh teacher , who couldnt handle a class very well. When i wasnt causing the disturbances myself i was feeling awfully sorry for the poor lady. She had a very bad temper and would quite literally freak out and curse and yell at us. At least once every week she would call the principle into class to "oversee us" until it came quite apparent the principle wasnt interested in babysitting her class for her. So then she started "pretending" she was going to the principles office , but really she would sit outside the class for a few minutes just to scare us.

So one day poor peg-leg was throwing a fit and she went into her usual routine " im gonna go get the principle and you will all be in detention " , so she went outside the class and around the corner . Well one of the girls thought it would be funny to shut the door on her and lock it from the inside. The teacher had made a mistake, she had left her purse in the classroom with her keys in them. Now i highly suspect the principle told her not to keep bugging him and to handle the class herself from now on .

So poor peg leg waits a few minutes and comes back to the door only to find it locked. So she knocks a few times and the class continues to yell and pretend we dont hear her. Then she starts kind of yelling at us individually from outside the door, but we all made so much noise you could barely hear her. The next thing you know it sound like someone is using a battering ram on the door and the teacher is screaming at the top of her lungs " LET ME IN ". We can only suspect she is running against the door or something , and by now even the nicest of kids in the class is to afraid to open the door for the simple fact they dont want to be the one opening it. So after a few minutes the commotion calms down outside and we can hear voices and crying and such , then after a few more minutes the door is opened by the principle and he asks us to go to our next class , and as we shuffle out the door poor peg leg is curled up in the corner sort of whimpering. We must have given the poor lady a nervoud breakdown.

Anyways she never came back. I was just thinking about that story for some reason and thought i would share it with you.

I have another funny story about the same teacher i might share a bit later.

If anyone else has any funny teacher stories let them fly..

Hey that's not funny. :(

Ok wel its funny but not funny at the same time.

We at least didnt hurt the poor lady , but i think she was just not cut out to be a teacher. She was actually a really nice lady * a bit flaky *

Maybe we helped her have a career change early..

I had a teacher who couldn't control the class at all. One girl even got into an argument with her about why she should be allowed to talk and be a bitch while in class (she didnt actually say the bitch part, i just added that in for effect). As if teachers dont already have it bad (35-40k a year for teaching? wtf is that shit), they also have to put up with fuck bags that would rather be balling their girlfriend without a condom while shooting heroin into their other girlfriends tits.

I hated school, but I especially hated the "cool" people who didnt give a shit. It's kind of interesting how that works though. The "cool" people in school always end up flipping burgers or whoring themselves out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece, while the people who bear the brunt of the bullying, who actually try at school, end up being lawyers and astronauts and such.

Well, that was my rant, if you disagree, suck my dick.

Ok well my finger are already here so i might as well tell the other part now too. But if you didnt find that one funny you prob wont find this one funny either.

We were waiting before class one day ( at that school if the teacher arrived late everyone had to sit outside the classroom because the doors were locked )

There was a set of 3 steps right before the classroom entrance and as peg-leg came around the corner in a hurry she took a step down the first step and her wooden leg went "POP" and flew out like a broken piece of firewood, and she went tumbling down the steps onto her face/hip. She kind of wriggled around on the floor for a few seconds trying to sit up , and a few people kind of went to help but she was wearing a dress and it was sort of like where do you grab her. You kind of afraid of touching the stump. Poor teacher , kids are such assholes sometimes LOL I still remember the look on her face as she wriggled on the floor.

I think its not the kids , its not the teachers , its not even the schools, its just kids get into a routine.

I was one of the "cool" kids , but i hung with lots of nerds as well. I remember absolutley bullying the shit out of some kids for no reason other than they let themselves get bullied.

This one kid i remember you didnt even have to be thinking of punching him and he would pass by and be like " dont hit me guys " and of course we would all punch him as he went by. I'm sure if he never said anything we wouldn't have even noticed the kid.

Kids are even worse these days. Im glad i dont go to school now , but i had a fun time in school for the most part.

I was lucky in that I was bigger than everyone else, so I was never bullied. I hated school because I thought it was boring and the work was stupid :upsidedow

But yeah I agree 100% about how kids are worse these days. My younger brother is in grade 9 now, and some of the things he tells me about what goes on at his school makes me shake my head.

So not funny.

You asshole that was my mom:(

lol nope wrong city

I don't get it. :1orglaugh

I used to go to Esquimalt Senior Secondary when I lived in Victoria, B.C.

There was a teacher there who by all accounts was a drunken, bitter, vile-looking vindictive bitch. I forget her real name (it was something german)... we just all called her the dragon lady. A complete tyrant in the classroom, the common legend is that she was a nazi war experiment that escaped captivity.

She was a completely incompetent teacher... her basic claim to fame was that she was able to work her students harder than anyone else in the school. There was no scholastic merit in that, of course, just that she'd do daft shit like say "Read Julius Caesar by monday", after handing out the books on friday afternoon. So much for a weekend.

There were numerous times when she'd show up for class seemingly drunk. Those days just amplified the bitchfactor, 'cuz she would totally freak on us for making even the most innocuous noise (in retrospect, she was probably hung over!). To say that she was unliked was a major understatement. There were kids who seriously contemplated cutting the brake lines on her car. :mad:

Anyways, the end of the year rolls around and one guy gets a fucking awesome idea... he gets some of those little plastic nazi flags and sticks em in the plants all around the room, and convinces a bunch of people (myself included) to stand up and give her a hardy "SIEG HEIL!" and nazi salute when she walks in the classroom... ahhh, the look on her face still warms my heart. :thumbsup

The best part was, she wasn't there the following year... she was replaced by a guy from L.A. who was used to dealing with 'problem classes'. Noone said anything specific, but general consensus was that this guy was brought in because we gave the dragon bitch a breakdown and we needed to be reined in. :1orglaugh Turns out the guy was a helluva good teacher, probably the first time I actually ENJOYED english was in his class.

Moral of the story: We fucked up a teacher bad using psy-ops and were rewarded with a superior teacher. Try this at home, kids! :thumbsup

We forced one of our teachers to go on a leave of absense and got a kick ass teacher in return, i like when shit like that happens :)